U.S.—According to sources from all across the country, the nation is still waiting for an apology for the media that pushed a fake news story connecting Donald Trump to Russia for two full years.
While those who supported Donald Trump were understandably a touch upset that they’ve been called Russian bots and Putin’s puppets for years now, they reported they were certain that an apology would be coming shortly from the press that pushed the story every time they got a chance, regardless of the evidence.
“Any second now,” one Trump supporter in Texas told reporters. “I’m absolutely confident that the press will own up to their errors and vow to learn from these mistakes. I mean, it’s not like they’ll just brush this all under the rug, move the goalposts, or somehow spin this into being our fault.”
“That would be, like, totally fake news, and I trust that the American press is above that,” he added.
Conservatives across the country were refreshing their newsfeeds and flipping through major media channels, awaiting the heartfelt apology from political pundits who dedicated their shows and commentary to the now-debunked Russiagate scandal 24/7.
Sources also confirmed that the nation is still waiting for an apology for the media’s complicity in the Iraq War, the smearing of the Covington Catholic students, and the wild conspiracy theories about Brett Kavanaugh.
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Don’t be holdin’ your breath folks.
I hear you there Splurge. Not only do I think they will not apologize I don’t think any one of them will see the inside of a jail cell or the end of a rope for treason or high crimes against this country. Perhaps a fitting punishment would be to revoke their citizenship, seize their assets, give them a one way ticket to a 3rd world country and make sure they understand to return here would be a sentence of death.
Excellent proposal.
Definitely not holding my breath. But it’s a joyous thing to see them showing themselves over and over and over as the liars they are. The truth is getting clearer each passing day. Hopefully the disappear soon … out of sheer lack of viewership.
lol yeah we will be waiting a looooonnnnnggggg time for those apologies. the left never apologizes, they just hope everyone forgets how stupid they have been.