LIFE IS HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE STUPID

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16 Comments
Michael S Goodman
Michael S Goodman
March 29, 2019 10:59 am

Where did he buy his AR-15 then? I’d head over there tonight and get one too! lol

I hope that he bought his poster board from a federally licensed paper dealer.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Michael S Goodman
March 29, 2019 11:52 am

In Progtardia, where this guy is from, there is a background check on poster board. The local Congressman Raheem Porchdweller wants an end to poster board shows and a ban on multi-packs. Porchdweller also wants open borders and an IQ tax.

Grog
Grog
March 29, 2019 11:19 am

He ordered the poster board from Venezuela.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Grog
March 29, 2019 12:11 pm

Great joke.

That’s how you write one folks. It has to be true and it always makes it funnier if you really jam it back down their throats, in a witty way.

Grog
Grog
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2019 9:35 pm

High praise from a pro, thanks.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 29, 2019 11:56 am

Around here it seems like yellow safety vests are proliferating. Delivery guys and crossing guards and every street or highway worker has them now as well as construction workers where heavy equipment is used. Tow truck guys, metrosexuals wearing those skin tight black get-ups riding their prostate destroying 18 speed bikes etc.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Harrington Richardson
March 29, 2019 3:17 pm

If you want to wake up some people at Langley, order 20 of them from Amazon.

DD
DD
  StackingStock
March 29, 2019 4:56 pm

I bet they would get special delivery if I ordered a hundred. Really special delivery.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 29, 2019 12:03 pm

TALK ABOUT STUPID? Lyft has an IPO today trading as I type at about $86.50, up 20% from the open. It has negative earnings of $1,000,000,000 and the stock being sold is non-voting shares and has no dividend. It has a market cap now of $30,000,000,000.
Can’t wait until they decide to issue their own credit cards and space launch program. LOL!

mark
mark
  Harrington Richardson
March 29, 2019 1:01 pm

Same people who paid ole PT to see what was behind the EXIT…

Grog
Grog
  mark
March 29, 2019 11:10 pm

egress

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
March 29, 2019 1:28 pm

Well, I respectfully submit that the “Something is wrong” portion of his poster board is 100% accurate.

BB
BB
  Ottomatik
March 29, 2019 1:42 pm

DD , Yumbo is doing his best to wake the world. Harder then you would ever imagine . Trust me. I can’t get anyone to believe Outer space doesn’t exist . That it’s not real according to God. Read the first few verses of the Bible. Either God or NASA is lying. I say it’s NASA.

RiNS
RiNS
  BB
March 29, 2019 1:59 pm
Rdawg
Rdawg
  RiNS
March 29, 2019 10:35 pm

I went to high school with a chick that was dating one of the band members from Queensrych.

mygirl
mygirl
  Ottomatik
March 29, 2019 11:01 pm

Yup, the something wrong is the idiot holding the poster board. As to those yellow vests, grab them in orange if you can get them, either that or get reflective tape and make your own. On another note, oh, never mind…