Left Vows To Topple Patriarchy By Allowing Biological Males To Dominate Women’s Sports

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Declaring that “the future is female” and that they would “no longer bow to toxic male faux-dominance,” Americans on the left of the political spectrum solemnly vowed Saturday to topple the Patriarchy once and for all by allowing biological males to dominate all women’s sports.

“The Patriarchy needs to be smashed, women need to be empowered, and men who identify as women need to be active in women’s contact sports!” one Portland LGBT activist told reporters. “Once every single female sport in America is utterly dominated by biological males who identify as women, the criminal hierarchy of men utterly dominating all aspects of life will be broken—this is not hard!”

“Not allowing men who identify as women to participate in women’s sports is patriarchal oppression, and probably transphobic, or maybe sexist, we think?” she added sternly.

Questioned about CeCe Telfer—formerly Craig Telfer—the biologically male NCAA runner who went from a ranking of 390th to becoming national champion in one year after identifying as transgender and switching from competing against men to competing against women, the activist said “what CeCe has done is affirming and marvelous.”

“Crushing the hopes and dreams of females who’ve trained their whole lives only to be suddenly forced to compete against physically superior biological males is the perfect way to uplift women.”

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8 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 3, 2019 5:12 pm

That logic sounds about as good as any other that this crowd of women-hating morons is using to justify what they are allowing. Women truly do not have very long to put an end to this madness before women’s sports are a dead letter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
June 3, 2019 6:04 pm

Just saw the Seahawks will have male cheerleaders this year.

anonsortof
anonsortof
  Anonymous
June 3, 2019 6:14 pm

Their audience will shrink, and they will scratch their heads wondering why…

Pequiste
Pequiste
June 3, 2019 6:07 pm

Only with stinging sarcasm and scorn, like nicely expressed by this column, can the bizarre behaviours and ideations of the Lunatix, be they LBGTQPPIBN or Feminists or what-the-fuck-ever, be confronted and ultimately shown to be the insanity that it is.

Not Sure
Not Sure
June 3, 2019 7:39 pm

Earlier headline from the Babylon bee

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TS
TS
June 3, 2019 7:53 pm

He-shes, the ultimate in wanting to get next to the pussy. Don’t just think ‘the pussy’, become ‘ the pussy’. The role of a lifetime.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
June 3, 2019 8:27 pm

Freaks

Dave
Dave
June 4, 2019 6:54 am

The Idiocracy is always able to surprise me in new ways almost everyday.