MEANWHILE….IN SOME GOD FORSAKEN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE

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22 Comments
Martel's Hammer
Martel's Hammer
June 11, 2019 10:43 am

Did you think Kaa was just a made up character in the Jungle Book! Actually, constrictors are much less of a threat to humans than venomous snakes which kill (exact numbers are impossible of course) hundred’s of thousands annually in Africa, Asia, and LatAm……Snake!comment image

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Martel's Hammer
June 11, 2019 11:07 am

That’s some good eating there….

Dutchman
Dutchman
June 11, 2019 10:46 am

The kid is safe. Snakes prefer white meat.

EC
EC
  Dutchman
June 11, 2019 12:44 pm

Your going on the grill first, Dutchy.

Oleaginous Outrager
Oleaginous Outrager
  Dutchman
June 12, 2019 3:44 am

The snake just wants to get away. “Get that filthy little critter off of me!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 11, 2019 11:06 am

This just in: California Governor Newsom announced that little orphan Modibo and his comfort snake, Schnookums, will soon move to a first-world shit hole, Los Angeles. The governor advised Angelenos, “Keep Modibo fed or you’ll keep Schnookums fed.”

BB
BB
  Anonymous
June 11, 2019 11:17 am

Looks like a little Stucky playing with his pet. How sweet.

EC
EC
June 11, 2019 12:42 pm

Planet earth is a godforsaken shithole with scattered enclaves of wealth. The OP’s comment is funny: At last, a kid playing without a cell phone or tablet. What kind of toys did you play with in your shithole days?

postscript: The poorer the USA grows, the snootier the people become.

Ginger
Ginger
  EC
June 11, 2019 5:04 pm

Kind of grew up poor, but can never say we played with snakes for lack of anything better to do.
There is an old joke: This guy grew up so poor that if he did not wake up with a hard-on he did not have anything to play with.

EC - deplorable disrupter
EC - deplorable disrupter
  Ginger
June 11, 2019 5:10 pm

OK, either TBP (Lager, most likely) has corrupted you or you were born that way.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
June 11, 2019 1:05 pm

That bulge in the snake is probably the kid’s little sister…..

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 11, 2019 1:17 pm

Hey, one less mouth to feed and the snake won’t be going after anyone else’s kid for a few weeks while this one is being digested.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 11, 2019 3:00 pm

Y’all are just a bunch of ethnocentric fuckers. Babies playing with giant constrictors is part of their culture.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Iska Waran
June 11, 2019 4:24 pm

It’s “who they are”!

EC - deplorable disrupter
EC - deplorable disrupter
  Iska Waran
June 11, 2019 4:43 pm

I had a pet gorilla when I was a kid. That must be why I like mygorilla

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EC - deplorable disrupter
June 11, 2019 8:55 pm

EFC: Shame on you. You’re a fraud and a hypocrite. You chewed Hollywood Rod a new asshole for trolling and dissing Maggie and here you are doing the exact same thing to me.

EC - deplorable disrupter
EC - deplorable disrupter
  Mygirl...maybe
June 11, 2019 10:00 pm

His name is Rob, your Freudian slip is showing.

Take a look at your moniker, it says your mygirl.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  EC - deplorable disrupter
June 11, 2019 11:09 pm

You are a Troll….and…it’s you’re, as in… you are….if you’re going to troll at least be grammatically accurate. comment image

yahsure
yahsure
June 11, 2019 9:11 pm

Give my brother back!

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
June 12, 2019 12:24 am

Daddy…why’s my sausage moving ?