Buttigieg: ‘Life Begins When A Person Registers As A Democrat’

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Mayor Pete Buttigieg has come under fire after claiming that life only begins when you register as a Democrat.

“Many conservative ‘Christians’ have bought into this lie that life begins at conception,” Buttigieg said during a radio interview. “This flies in the face of basic biology, which teaches us that life begins when you register as a Democrat.”

Buttigieg went on to say that women can kill their children all the way up until the point when they choose to register as a Democrat since they are not humans up until that “miraculous moment.”

“There’s a lot of parts of the Bible that talk about how life begins with that first vote you cast,” he went on. “Even that is something that we can interpret differently from those dumb, backward Christians who insist on a literal, biological definition of life. But most sensible Americans can get on board with the idea of, ‘I might draw the line at voting for a far-left candidate, you might draw the line at the point when that first registration card is sent in.'”

“The important thing is that we arbitrarily declare when a person becomes a person,” he added.

Buttigieg also made the claim that a person still continues to be a living, breathing person and a valued member of the Democratic party long after they die.

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20 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 9, 2019 1:00 pm

This guy is gay.

22winmag - Repeal the 19th before November 2020
22winmag - Repeal the 19th before November 2020
  Iska Waran
September 9, 2019 5:04 pm

Does anyone remember what they did to the gay guy in Red State?

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Iska Waran
September 9, 2019 9:01 pm

As Gay as Little Richard’s underwear.

john prokovich
john prokovich
September 9, 2019 1:25 pm

He will suffer the wrath of a holy God because of his stance.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  john prokovich
September 9, 2019 9:02 pm

Bent over or on his knees?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 9, 2019 1:56 pm

Incidentally, that is also when you are declared brain dead.

john prokovich
john prokovich
September 9, 2019 3:03 pm

Trump knows …….

Wayne Wilson
Wayne Wilson
September 9, 2019 3:50 pm

Difference between buttgag and a refrigerator , the refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Wayne Wilson
September 10, 2019 10:16 am

You learn something new everyday. I wish today was yesterday because I really wish I hadn’t learned that today.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
September 9, 2019 3:55 pm

I will remain an Independent voter up until the day I die and will then start voting straight line democrat.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  TN Patriot
September 9, 2019 9:03 pm

Just the mention of the term “straight” is hate speech.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
September 9, 2019 4:03 pm

Mental case doesn’t even know “dicks are for chicks”

22winmag - Repeal the 19th before November 2020
22winmag - Repeal the 19th before November 2020
September 9, 2019 5:05 pm

Slow your roll.

And keep your bedroom proclivities to yourself.

TC
TC
September 9, 2019 5:27 pm

Saw on twitter that Pete was dropped by his insurance company because he keeps getting rear-ended.

Anthony's Wiener
Anthony's Wiener
September 9, 2019 6:11 pm

I’d hit it.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Anthony's Wiener
September 9, 2019 9:04 pm

With a crowbar.

Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
September 9, 2019 6:39 pm

Cannot fix Stupid and for the the average person, this guy is really a self righteous asshole

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Bob McDoanld
September 9, 2019 9:04 pm

A well stretched-out one too.

bob
bob
September 10, 2019 7:56 am

The wisdom and intelligence of the average liberal encapsulated in one satirical article. Well played.