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These fucking Democrats are deranged. It should be National Left Wing Idiot Day.
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llpoh
llpoh
October 20, 2019 5:16 pm

There is not a single stupid, impossible to implement idea that the lefties will not propose as new legislation.

This will end poorly.

Impartial Observer
Impartial Observer
  llpoh
October 20, 2019 5:59 pm

We must be approaching peak insanity. With everything I have seen lately, I don’t see how the situation can become crazier. The collapse must be coming soon. The only questions I have are these: will we just have one big collapse, or a series of collapses, and how bad will the first one be?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  llpoh
October 20, 2019 6:43 pm

Castro and his faggoty twin brother have been carbuncles on San Antonio asses for a long time. They are stupid and slimey and they get the votes the same way intellectual luminaries like Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters, their skin color and pandering to the lowest and dumbest. This little puke probably does use feminine hygiene products…rectally.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  llpoh
October 21, 2019 1:15 pm

Some background music while reading the comments.

M G
M G
October 20, 2019 5:18 pm

Is this a new plank in the Democrat platform?

Pads, Plugs and Cups for free!

EC
EC
  M G
October 20, 2019 10:44 pm

Tampons for Nothing

Dire Straits

Now look at them homos, that’s the way you do it
You play the victim on the lib TV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Tampons for nothin’ and your pads for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them gals ain’t dumb
Maybe get a paper cut on your little finger
Maybe get a hang nail on your thumb
We got to install menstrual break rooms, forget backdoor deliveries
We got to heed these gay agitators, we gotta make sure they’re all pleased
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he’s a millionaire
We got to install menstrual break rooms, forget backdoor deliveries
We got to heed these gay agitators, we gotta make sure they’re all pleased
We got to install menstrual break rooms, forget backdoor deliveries
We got to heed these gay agitators, we gotta make sure they’re all pleased
I shoulda learned to play the skin flute
I shoulda learned to shave my balls
Look at that tranny she got it stickin’ in the camera man
We could have some-
And he’s up there, what’s that?
Passionate noises?
Bangin’ all the homos like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
You get your tampons for nothin’ and your pads for free
We got to install menstrual break rooms, forget backdoor deliveries
We got to heed these gay agitators, we gotta make sure they’re all pleased
Listen here
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free
Look at that, look at that
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Tampons for nothin’ and Tampax for free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Easy, easy time off for nothin’ (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Easy, easy chicks bleed free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Easy, easy time off for nothin’ (I want my, I want my Midol free)
Chicks bleed free (I want my, I want my Midol free)
That ain’t workin’
Tampons for nothin’ and tampax for free
Tampons for nothin’ and tampax for free

LoriQ
LoriQ
  EC
October 21, 2019 3:12 am

Lol! Brilliant…

Llpoh
Llpoh
  EC
October 21, 2019 4:28 am

That’s my little buddy EC. Brilliant!

M G
M G
  Llpoh
October 21, 2019 9:05 am

https://www.metv.com/stories/watch-don-knotts-was-alan-hale-jr-s-little-buddy-before-gilligan-ever-was

So, was EC your “first and only” or is he just another gilligan in your travels to and from Oz?

(I went looking for a gif of Alan Hale saying ‘Little Buddy’ and discovered Gilligan wasn’t his first! I’m thinking there may be other “gilligans” out there waiting to stand up and say, “I was one of Alan Hale’s Little Buddies too.” starting another hashtagmetoo movement from former little buddies. Take that as you wish.)

Was there a Nutty Buddy somewhere in history too?

comment image

M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 7:09 am

Excellent! Even LoriQ sees the talent!

M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 7:18 am

“I shoulda learned to shave my balls…”

How long have you been waiting to say that out loud?

“Tampons for nuthin’ and the Dicks for free.”

EC
EC
  M G
October 21, 2019 9:52 am

What is TBP if you can’t get outrageous and talk dirty? Your comment reminded me of the opportunity in that song. I love it, the guitar riff kicks Hotel California’s ass.

M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 11:45 am

Well played… but let me see what I can do with the Eagles version…

[On the third day of her cycle, no stains in her chair,

warm smell of (insert aroma here) rising up from the chair

and she said, you are all just prisoners here and you will pay the price

of all my tampons and pads and fill my free cups with free ice!

Welcome to the Kotex Kalifornia, where the pads are free any time you like but you can never bleed.]

Is a hard one to work a good menstrual theme into. EWE…

So, what do you think about the “little buddy” insinuation? Funny? or Annoying?

I try to strike a balance.

EC
EC
  M G
October 21, 2019 12:16 pm

You’re funny, Maggito.

LLPOH stands ten feet tall in these woods, a fact that is lost on most noobs. I understood it perfectly.

M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 1:23 pm

me, too. No hashtag.

I am trying to transition to a new image… have slapped up a piece of calligraphy from the other martha.

Pay attention to her penmanship, not only with the free-hand calligraphy I watched her “write” with a quill pen. For art shows, she really used a feather quill, but there were some really fine pens for artists and craftsmen. (Realize I almost wrote “craftspeople.” EGAD… the conditioning is complete.)

The penmanship I refer to is her post calligraphy “edits.” My handwriting at its best was never as good as both my parents’ penmanship. I think they had better teachers. Their parents.
Seriously, I feel as if we are close to the point of no return.

And if that doesn’t cue up the correct song, you do not have a hair on your nekkid coyote ass.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  EC
October 21, 2019 4:10 pm

It was written with deep and unfaltering affection. EC is my dear friend.

M G
M G
  Llpoh
October 21, 2019 4:20 pm

Of course.

EC
EC
  M G
October 21, 2019 6:51 pm

That sounds snide, Maggito.

M G
M G
  Llpoh
October 21, 2019 4:29 pm

Am interested in your opinion of this research summary by the RAND corporation.

A Much-Needed Transformation

Technology. Globalization. Demographic changes. The American workplace has changed profoundly over the past 40 years, and it continues to evolve. Employers still need workers who come to jobs with industry-specific knowledge. But they also increasingly value such skills as effective communication and critical thinking to facilitate teamwork and meet expectations of ongoing innovation.

As a result, some workers find that their knowledge and skills are no longer up to date or even necessary and that employers no longer offer stable employment and benefit packages. Some employers struggle to find workers who have the kinds of skills and knowledge needed to keep their companies well staffed and competitive over the long term.

RAND Corporation researchers took a systems approach to rethinking the current workforce development and employment system. The study pinpoints the ways in which the system is failing many and envisions how educators, employers, workers, and other stakeholders can rebuild the current system to bring about much-needed transformation.

What’s Wrong with America’s Workforce Development and Employment System?

Kindergarten. Grade school. High school. Work — or college and then work. Our workforce development and employment system has changed little since the mid-20th century. But like a black-and-white television set, it is a system that was “good for the time.” The system under-performs in today’s fast-paced and changing world in which lifelong learning is essential.

Automation and shifting consumer demands have made some of the skills that individuals learned years ago obsolete. Many workers may need to immediately acquire new knowledge and skills, but there is no well-defined path for them to acquire what they need to succeed.
Workers do not have equal access to training

… a whole lot of reading to get to this… bottom line?

Aligned incentives
The incentives embedded in private or public policies would support system goals and promote desired outcomes.

The whole shebang is here if it actually interests you. I suppose your answer will sort of agree that there needs to be a paradigm shift in how we treat our young people. Are they prisoners to be trained? It kind of seems to be the truth of their lives at this time.

What makes outstanding kids stand out? Why do some of them wise up and sit back down?

llpoh
llpoh
  M G
October 21, 2019 6:26 pm

MG – a few thoughts.

1) I am not big on the “teamwork” horseshit. Yes, people need to be able to work together. But my experience is that it is the strength of individuals that matter most. They do not have to be superstars, but they have to be bullnecked men and women – people willing to do what is required to get the job done.

2) we need to stop coddling the young. Parents need to parent. The young need to have responsibilities forced onto them – if you do not do such and such, you do not eat. They need to have expecatations forced upon them – I expect you to do your best. If you do not, there will be consequences.

3) it is not my job to teach people. It is their job to educate themselves. They should be demanding appropriate education for themselves – and the educational institutions will follow that. Instead the young are demanding A grades with no work, as they are the customer, and the institutions therefore are following that demand. The kids should rater be demanding a valuable education, in fields where the will obtain appropriate and valuable skills. They are slovenly.

4) Jobs and being “workers” are a concept I do not understand. Jobs are bullshit, as is the idea of being a worker. That entire concept is foreign to me. instead, people should focus on making a living, and concentrate on developing the skills that will allow them to do that. As a result, they may then find they can get a job, or perhaps start a business, etc. The idea that people need jobs, or have a right to a job, is in my opinion incorrect. what they need is to make a living. Jobs, business, etc. flows from there. Jobs are not something magical waiting to be thrust upon people.

5) that people have not developed themselves over their careers, and have not adapted their skills to make a living is their own fault.

Above, it says there is no well defined path for them to do so. That entire idea is horseshit. The information to learn anything is out there for anyone wanting to learn. Want to learn to weld? It is there. Want to learn computing. It is there. Want to learn brain surgery, it is there – but finding volunteers to practice on may prove difficult. I do not believe we have the obligation to provide a path. People need to provide their own path, and take responsibility for themselves. If they squandered their time and did not take the opportunities they had, too bad for them. If they wandered through life thinking that by showing up to a job they would be safe and secure, too fucking bad for them.

As for incentives in public and private policy – how about this one: anyone who fucks up and does not skill themselves so as to be able to make a living gets to starve. That is all the incentive that is required.

M G
M G
October 20, 2019 5:26 pm
musket
musket
October 20, 2019 5:51 pm

This is exactly why most Americans do not take them seriously and actually feel sorry for them in the long run….

MTD
MTD
October 20, 2019 5:54 pm

I guess you evil, POS, masogenists nazis didn’t realize that menstrual products are a human right. In fact, this will replace current second amendment when these enlightened souls take their rightful place in power.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MTD
October 21, 2019 10:42 am

Maybe they should get some young Swedish teen to take up the banner for them?

llpoh
llpoh
  Administrator
October 20, 2019 7:16 pm

But but but we have to consider the feewings of all the mentawee ill womenz that thinks they are actuawee menz.

This bullshit has gotta stop.

Martel's Hammer
Martel's Hammer
October 20, 2019 7:13 pm

Well, let’s not just limit ourselves to the obviously deranged leftists aka Dems. Mr. Chris Wallace is right in the boat with them. Now for a newsman, he lacks a certain precision. Yes, there is a chance the Senate will “vote” to remove Trump…..but Chris is not allowing for the possibility that Trump ain’t leaving. If Trump is successfully impeached and decides to stay and fight I will support his efforts to do so. How about you?

https://thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/466625-foxs-wallace-says-well-connected-republican-told-him-there-20-percent-chance

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
October 20, 2019 7:39 pm

You are shitting me, right?
This is really The Babylon Bee

TC
TC
October 20, 2019 8:29 pm

Why stop at tampons? Hair gel. Shampoo. Deodorant. Nail polish. Clothes. Car. House. Why not all of it totally “free?”

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  TC
October 20, 2019 10:19 pm

Well, in some states stealing merchandise worth less than $950 is not prosecuted or considered a crime….so…help yourself to all of it, just pay attention to the overall cost.

M G
M G
  TC
October 21, 2019 1:30 pm

Duh? No one NEEDS Hair gel. Shampoo. Deodorant. Nail polish. Clothes. Car. House.

TAMPONS are a basic human right. /sarc [did I do that right?]

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 20, 2019 8:42 pm

I am tired of all this arguing- just make EVERYTHING free- people will be happier, have more time to relax, and will be able to eat as much as they can! Ah Utopia! Just imagine free vacations, free cars, free gas, free college, free medical care. As Alvin Lee said, “Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are no rich no more”

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Anonymous
October 20, 2019 10:51 pm
Thunderbird
Thunderbird
October 20, 2019 9:03 pm

Women should stay home during their menstrual period.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Thunderbird
October 20, 2019 10:27 pm

They used to have menstrual huts where women would retire to. They used that time to rest, recreate and refresh themselves. Moss, rabbit fur, leaves, wool, rags and many other objects have been used over time to collect menstrual blood, perhaps those objects should be brought back into use, it would satisfy those demanding that we all go green…and much of said objects can be obtained for free, just be careful from which plants the leaves are obtained.

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
October 21, 2019 1:44 pm

I am relapsing into Retro MG here, but since you jumped right into the bloody topic and started discussing the collection of menstrual blood, I was reminded of the time I brought the topic up during one of our Family of Families Prepper Group meetings. The leadership of the group (who’d asked for topics we felt needed researching) deferred to their wives and the other “ladies” in the group. That was late 2009 and we were not aware that any of the men would even want to menstruate.

The “ladies” and I explored the topic a bit and were soon all delighted we were post-menopausal or at least close enough to get it surgically done. I do not want to be in a Post Toilet Paper environment, much less post other types of hygiene luxuries. But, since I had brought it up, I collected the information and presented the paper to the gals in the group. Like I said… none of the men seemed interested.

There were several options at the time which actually involved inserting a collapsible bulblike thingy up ones hoo-hoo to literally collect the blood and, if you must know, a drainage valve. There was a cup apparatus as well, which is why I wondered why the inclusion of “cups” was in the demand. And, if you must know, think diaphram but hardshell concave to collect, um, fluid.

Sorry if you were offended or icked otu by this comment. It was inspired by Big Red.

EC
EC
October 20, 2019 10:11 pm

Here’s the appropriate theme:

M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 7:12 am

What about Night Gallery. Is more Horror.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 20, 2019 11:45 pm

Spoken like a true douchebag.

Ken
Ken
October 21, 2019 11:35 am

Oh, does widdle Julio have trouble affording his feminine hygiene products on his salary……

ottomatik
ottomatik
October 21, 2019 12:12 pm

Men have periods too!

M G
M G
  ottomatik
October 21, 2019 12:15 pm

Real men have stronger punctuation.

EC
EC
  M G
October 21, 2019 1:34 pm
M G
M G
  EC
October 21, 2019 4:36 pm

I jumped over to ZH and made a comment. Mentioned my “buddy” El Coyote in the comment, so am letting your “dear old friend” from down under know some of us mean buddy in a platonic meaningful way.

I didn’t read the whole thing. Limited moments today. My husband has pressure-washed and is re-staining the porch and walkway. I’m supposed to be cooking dinner.

I need to start that.

EC
EC
  M G
October 21, 2019 6:54 pm

Please don’t ever drop my name there again. I only comment here.