Feel like this is the Christmas Time in Hollis song by Run DMC come to life.
Dammit. I was hoping to get the “skinned my first animal” set for my kid, but I guess little pyro will have to do this Christmas.
Hey honey, you want some fries with that shake?!?!
You guys check out the new Nike Air Steampunks?
Ummmm my momma used to smack me upside me head if I took the Lord’s name in vain. I’m legit scared for your life if she ever happens to come across your path sir.
Because just writing “Super Virgin” on his car would seem weird.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I can’t stop chuckling. “My First Fire”.
If that’s not photo shopped it’s priceless.
Not only that I’ll buy one if it’s for real.
(Just checked it out. It’s shopped.)
“My first suicide” – comes with length of rope, paid off prison “guards,” and Deep State operative to murder you. From the Epstein company.
Or more disturbingly, my first black ops vehicle set:
Or my first gate-rape set:
My first worthless phony college degree from any Black or Liberal Arts college plus 20 year loan.
I don’t think Walmart carries those, but Morehouse, Spellman, Morris Brown, and Wellesley do.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7440579/Sister-NBA-star-Kawhi-Leonard-arrested-murder-elderly-woman-robbed-1-000.html
They have a blow up doll at the adult shop. My First Redhead has no orifices so you still have to jack off.