WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Listen kiddos, back in my day before all your fancy internet porn we’d have to take a picture like this, use our imagination & just make it work.

Would make a lot more sense if that was the Charmin bear back there.

Gotta do it for the ‘Gram y’all. The only thing I love more than seeing people out in random public places doing photoshoots is a good ol’ caption contest! So please amuse me people!

When they locked eyes at the counter-protest of a Robert E. Lee statue it was love at first sight. And by God, as long as that general stands, so does their love.

#NoChanceImMovingThere

Didn’t know the had a Walmart in Madagascar. Ditch the lemur dude, I’m guessing you don’t need extra reasons for people to avoid you.

Looks like my sex style. A few pumps & a lot of gas.

Can’t decide who I want to meet more, the type of dude that would plaster this all over his car or the girl that actually sends the nudes.

Flesh-colored or not, I can tell you’re tensing up way more than you should be…unless you’re trying to get your kid into a carseat or something, then in that case, I totally get it.

Dammit! I was just about to roll up on this stranger and totally threaten the well-being of his family, but then I saw his warning sign and quickly decided to not randomly threaten this guy’s family.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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6 Comments
M G
M G
December 7, 2019 7:58 am

Got Tongue?

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oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  M G
December 7, 2019 8:53 am

Oh-hhh That looks like pickled tongue in that jar. What is your recipe?

M G
M G
  oldtimer505
December 7, 2019 10:13 am

Shove one beef tongue in a quart jar, fill with water and add seasonings and celery. Pressure cook at 45 minutes at 15 psi.

Feed to chickens because husband says it looks disgusting.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  M G
December 7, 2019 3:30 pm

Thank you M G. I will agree with your husband it does look disgusting, however, I love pickled tongue and heart. My wife has the same opinion that your husband has. As I see it, it leaves more for me or you to enjoy. Merry Christmas and thanks again.

overthecliff
overthecliff
December 7, 2019 2:04 pm

Nkit, I don’t know if you can top the next to last pic.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2019 4:18 am

Dat right. I down. Marked down.

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