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EGAD!
Is John Bolton about to NOT kill himself?
Cut his dick off and let him bleed out.
Nobody ever died snipping off a skin tag.
I don’t think that’s true. I know a guy who worked for the St Paul morgue. He picks up dead guys. One was a psychotic who cut his dick off an bled out. They sent him back out because he’d neglected to retrieve the dick. True story.
There was that gruesome tale of a dude who gave himself a gender reassignment in the bathtub. The Austin-American reported that he’d cut off all external signs of a male and also diced those offensive parts on the side of the tub, he was found wearing panties in the tub full of water, kind of a brief but joyful moment, I assume. It was not considered a homicide since the bathroom was locked from the inside. This was back when people did not normally desire a reassignment.
Am sure I told about the guy who got his winky cut by a vacuum cleaner fan in the dorm.
M G, please refer to the What Do You Call Your Dick article and never ever call it a winky again.
Back In Iran Again
The Supremes
Oooh
All day long I hear my telephone ring
Friends calling giving their advice
From John Bolton I should break away
Cause heartaches he’ll bring one day
I lost him once through friends’ advice
But it’s not gonna happen twice
Cause all advice ever gotten me
Was many long and sleepless nights
Ooh!
But now we’s back in Iran again
Right by my side
I got him back in Iran again
So satisfied
It’s easy for friends to say let him go
But I’m the one who needs him so
It’s his love that makes me strong
Without him I can’t go on
This time I’ll live my life at ease
Being happy listening to whom I please
And each time we make more war plans
I’ll be thankful for a second chance
Ooh!
Cause we’s back in Iran again
Right by my side
I got him back in Iran again
So satisfied
Ooh!
How can Hillary tell me what to do
When she lost her campaign too?
And BO, he don’t know
Cause the boy he loves is a Homeo
I listened once to my friends’ advice
But it’s not gonna happen twice
Cause all advice ever gotten me
Was many long and sleepless nights
Ooh!
I got John back in my arms again
Right by my side
I got him back in Iran again
So satisfied
Ooh!
I’m satisfied, yeah
So satisfied
I’m satisfied
I’m satisfied
So satisfied
I’m satisfied
I’m satisfied
I hope you will be respectful of my update on Australia… it might even get some information out of you know who.
That would attract your little redheaded girlfriend because as much as she used to hate him, she’s got a big old crush on him now. He is her “stucky.” Except I always loved Stucky. He’s kin. Your just kith. Big diff.
And you? Well, let’s face it… you have been passed around as a sidekick by most of the women here. In local terms, we would say you’ve been rode hard and put away wet. Back. haha… i added back. Just for you.
Rode hard and put away wetback.
But, can any of them crawl into your airman basic memories and call you to attention in your dreams? And can any of them play Rebel Yell and make you believe we danced at the airman’s club to this tune?
Could any of them have made a clever coyote from the streets of L.A. decide he wanted to be a hispanic hillbilly?
Well?
I feel so cheap now.
But it’s you I see in that Sunset Blvd movie. Thanks for shooting me in the back, friendo.
No shots! Seriously. Some of my best buds were Mexicans.
I hope he plants it in Melania’s ass.
Give her one for me.
A statement hilarious and image horrifying.
Thought he bought baby wipes but whoops…memory wipes.
No capture, no trial. Should be killed on site without mercy or compassion, as one would a rabid animal.
Maybe his buddy will visit him in hospital and give him a hand (job).
He had the last laugh yesterday.
That was funny!