While perusing some feminist literature online, I came upon this little known fact about Batboy.
Earlier this week, Burt Ward, famous player of Robin in the 1960s Batman TV show, received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. During the ceremonies, he revealed some information that has us just bursting at the seams with curiosity.
It turns out, while there was nothing flaccid about Ward’s charismatic performance as the (clearly actually an adult) Boy Wonder, there was one part of Ward’s Robin that ABC wanted to have a little less on-screen presence.
“They thought Robin had a very large bulge for television,” Ward told Page Six. So large was Dick’s dick that, apparently, the Catholic League of Decency complained, and apparently ABC was so concerned about the enormity of the problem that the company took matters into its own hands. According to Ward, he was put on medicine from a studio doctor that would, in his words, “shrink me up.”
Maybe it made his ballz oblate spheroids..
I am trying to NOT visualize that. Thank you very much for that.
You are welcome, now. Unsee THIS Nova Scotia!
(It looks like he needs some Preparation H.)
Maybe SeeBee can help splain
haha… did you answer my inquiry as to if you wanted to scan my main points and see if I’m completely batshit crazy or just halfway off my ragnarok.
Holy bumfuck, Batman! Good thing I’m the receiver.
No Catwoman for Robin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5sEOhbjQ
Conflict of interest, cited as the reason he wasn’t cast as Wilbur,
on the Mister Ed Show.
Also, maybe now we have the rest of the story, when June stated:
“Ward, I’m worried about the beaver.”
You gotta take a peek at the monkey’s butt I posted above. And only on TBP would that be considered a tip from a friend.
I don’t give a fuck how big the paycheck is…..
So thats why Robin did not have a utility belt. He always carried the only tool he ever needed.
“Oh no Robin its Catwomen”
“Hold my beer Batman I got this”
Come on…. no one will admit having noticed Batboy’s package?
Okay… I see a few thought about it at least. How about this feminist rag mag I used in my research?
I told my brother one day that his hair was looking kind.
He said what do mean my hair is looking kind ?
I said it looks like the kind of hair you find on a monkey’s ass.
Shrink me up, buttercup.