GREAT ADVICE FROM WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

Make sure you use a condom when fucking a chicken.

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34 Comments
Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
February 4, 2020 1:27 pm

Probably a good place to start when discussing the utter worthlessness of the UN.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Harrington Richardson
February 4, 2020 5:25 pm

Do you really have to worry about unwanted pregnancy with a goat??!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
February 4, 2020 7:55 pm

Ask Achmed.

RiNS
RiNS
February 4, 2020 1:31 pm
4th Turner
4th Turner
  RiNS
February 4, 2020 7:21 pm

Good one RiNS!!

Now that I’m firmly in my midlife years tho’ I prefer this version:

https://youtu.be/at02Fvdhk2I

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
February 4, 2020 1:31 pm

So they’re cool with pets?

Seems injudicious at best.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Hardscrabble Farmer
February 4, 2020 2:18 pm

“So they’re cool with pets?”

Only if it an ongoing monogamous relationship.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Jason Calley
February 4, 2020 4:31 pm

This is a joke, ha ha funny. Right?

M G
M G
  Mygirl....Maybe
February 4, 2020 8:03 pm

I don’t know… I was looking for some information on Global Family Planning (a real thing) and came upon some very similar posters regarding sex with livestock in some third world country’s training literature. I won’t say where Nigeria.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  M G
February 4, 2020 10:24 pm

one of the reasons that aids has devastated africa so badly is that it is common practice when a woman is on her cycle the guy just flips her over & does anal sex,so i would not be surprised if beastiality is not common —
i typed in beastiality to ck my spelling & look what popped up–sick stuff here–

https://www.google.com/search?q=beastiality&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS775US775&oq=beastiality&aqs=chrome..69i57.24923j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

niebo
niebo
  M G
February 5, 2020 12:31 am

Kenya?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 4, 2020 2:22 pm

So having sex with dead ones is ok??? Asking for a friend.

BB
BB
  MrLiberty
February 4, 2020 2:28 pm

Avoid have unprotected sex with farm animals.
Hardfarmer I guess this is to you and Stucky.?

TC
TC
February 4, 2020 2:30 pm

US taxpayers give these assholes a half billion $ a year for this wisdom.

gman
gman
February 4, 2020 2:30 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 4, 2020 5:40 pm

Hillary must be quite upset.

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 4, 2020 6:00 pm

abstinence is 4 the birds,but damn sure not 4 the goats & the cows–
$10 will get you my new e book,stump training 101–

nocte_volens
nocte_volens
February 4, 2020 6:58 pm

So, if I understand the circled warning, protected sex with animals is ok and unprotected sex with dead animals is ok.

M G
M G
February 4, 2020 8:30 pm

https://www.who.int/southeastasia/news/detail/27-01-2020-readiness-is-the-key-to-detect-combat-spread-of-the-new-coronavirus

For what it is worth? This is probably the real one, but it is equally juvenile, in a sad way. I am not sure what that cat is doing to that rat!

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https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/myth-busters

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 4, 2020 10:49 pm

relevant,funny article by david cole of takimag–

Crazy Rich Asians Will Kill Us All

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 4, 2020 10:59 pm

here’s another one–docs were arrested in china 4 discussing corona when the public outbreak was just beginning b/c they were” misinforming” the public–

https://www.blacklistednews.com/article/76150/china-arrested-doctors-who-warned-about-coronavirus-outbreak-now-death-tolls-rising-stocks-are.html

gilberts
gilberts
February 4, 2020 11:12 pm

Obviously the best protection is abstinence, but we know that’s not a likely solution for many people, so I just hope everyone out there engaging in a consensual sexual relationship with a domesticated or wild animal is at least wearing protection.
Studies show that two consenting adult creatures married and maintaining a monogamous sexual relationship are less likely to contract a venereal disease, enjoy better long-term mental and physical health, enjoy a higher standard of living and higher income, and are less likely to be consumed by predators. The offspring of those relationships are also more likely to have higher self-esteem, better mental and physical health, and reach market weight in only five weeks!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 4, 2020 11:45 pm

I’ve stayed off of virus news today because I was about to have an aneurysm. And if I can’t sleep at night, I’ll get sick and you don’t want to be under the weather when the plague is coming down the street and you’re trying to run away to your doomstead. But this is a serious comment in case David B Collum or Chris Martenson notice it.

2019-nCoV is thought to attack cells through the ACE2 receptor. And East Asians may have five times as many ACE2 receptor cells as Europeans and Africans. Angiotensin-converging-enzyme (ACE) regulates (increases) blood pressure by triggering blood vessels to tighten. That’s why ACE inhibitors are used to reduce blood pressure. Another tactic to reduce blood pressure is to block the cell receptors to ACE-1 and ACE-2. Those drugs are called angiotensin receptor blockers.

This article https://www.bmj.com/content/368/bmj.m406/rr-2 came out TODAY and posits that such blockers could work to block the Novel Coronavirus entry into cells.

niebo
niebo
  Iska Waran
February 5, 2020 11:46 am

Agree with you, needed a break from the “news” re Corona, but today, there’s this:

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/did-chinas-tencent-accidentally-leak-true-terrifying-coronavirus-statistics

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3871594

TenCent is a conglomerate that specializes in internet-related tech and tech companies . . . so it would benefit them to keep track of the “actual” (more realistic) numbers.