Gotta take care of your feet when you’re constantly running from all the women trying to get with you.
Seriously, sometimes I think China & Russia have the right idea. If you just have a dictator then you don’t have to hear all the political bullshit every year. Think about what all you’d give up to not have to see political ads and political news. Just saying, it makes ya think a little.
If you have money to waste on that stupid onesie then I can safely assume you’re not homeless. So now I just have to assume you can’t handle your liquor. But to be fair I haven’t met a unicorn that can.
Jake the Snake’s daughter out for some weekend errands.
We’re going streaking! We’re going up to the quad and through the gymnasium.
That’s quite the expansive vocabulary you’ve got there. So much so, that it almost completely distracted me from you giant set of truck nuts. Although, shame on me for not knowing they were definitely there before even looking down.
Is that a butt apron? Is that even a thing? I’m thinking it shouldn’t be a thing, but weirder things have surprised me by existing.
Someone better have unlocked Jumanji, because there is no reason that giant bird needs to be hanging out on your car.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Thanks for the shots every week. I personally miss this at my local Walmart. I order online.
Interesting that the truck with the F-U vocab and truck nuts…….has a handicap plate
A disabled body and mind?