KAREN COMPLAINS ABOUT KAREN MEME

Email complaint accidentally sent to Hardscrabble Farmer. This is the downside to having the best damn syrup in the world. The funniest part is her name is Katherine.

Dear Burning Platform,

I’m sorry if this is not the right department but I can’t find anyone else to complain to. I enjoy your articles as much as anything else I read. Please stop referring to snitches as Karens. Karens left their abusive husbands, shout down customer service, and avoid vaccinating their kids for chicken pox because we are tired of taking the same crap you are complaining about.

We don’t quarantine our kids when they have colds unless they are too unwell to go out, or unless it is to keep them from visiting unwell and elderly people, because we do not want to live in a world where the healthy are imprisoned–for having a cold.

Granted we are dealing with a bioweapon, but still–we can’t or rather we shouldn’t imprison everyone, complete with ID tattoos. So I know it is a trashy epithet but we’ve grown sort of fond of it, and you may have more ammo than us, for now, but you are going to have to take a class in shouting down the man. We’ve been shouting down the man since C-section rates hit 50% in 2000.

If you think, “If you don’t get your tattoo you are killing the elderly,” is bad, just be glad you don’t have to hear, “If you don’t get elective abdominal surgery (and effectively sterilization after two such births,) you are killing your baby.” So by all means, hang the snitches, but please leave the bitches out of it. You are going to need us.

Sincerely,
Karens

PS The snitch-mommies who kicked us out of the PTA for not vaccinating during the measles freak-outs of the last few years are completely and utterly appalled that you are calling them Karens, which is hilarious. Please do get up a new misogynistic epithet for them as soon as you can.

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22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
May 17, 2020 8:56 am
Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson

Denver comes to LA! Colorado began experiencing hundreds of explosions and fires after legalizing weed. Morons use butane to break down the plant rendering hash oil. This factory made some kind of “special” butane for idiots to blow up their apartment buildings while trying to get the “higher high.”

22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
  Harrington Richardson
May 17, 2020 12:41 pm

No wonder the Chinese blew it up.

Very plausible deniability.

Lockdown Forever (EC)
Lockdown Forever (EC)

Puleeze! These warehouse fires happen frequently because Chinese vendors stash lots of fireworks intended for sale for the 4th of July. Take a look at the area, it is in Little Tokyo. If it were south-central where the blacks are (sounds like a Connie Francis song) then yeah, it could be a meth lab. You guys need to engage the brain before spouting the shit. At least give the reader a warning: The following is a tired rehash of reactionary revulsion.

yahsure
yahsure
  Harrington Richardson
May 17, 2020 3:50 pm

Explosions like this are more likely from people cooking up meth.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  yahsure
May 17, 2020 5:18 pm

It was stoners making some kind of scented or flavored butane. Remember this is California. The land of fruits and nuts. Nothing like people on drugs working with explosives and dangerous chemicals

Lockdown Forever (EC)
Lockdown Forever (EC)
  Harrington Richardson
May 17, 2020 8:55 pm

Blah, blah, blah, Harry Dick. I bet you think your funny. Take a look at the area, it’s an alleyway between warehouses in the middle of Little Tokyo, the most boring place on earth other than City of Industry.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Lockdown Forever (EC)
May 17, 2020 10:01 pm

Well Señor I read the article and the fire department said it was butane. A combustible gas. Even worse than you get from spoiled burritos at a quincinera.

Lockdown Forever (EC)
Lockdown Forever (EC)
  Harrington Richardson
May 18, 2020 1:15 am

Forgive me if I misgender you but I seem to recall you are a chick and Ginger is a dude. Anyway, quiceaneras do not serve burritos and even if they do, it is not likely they will spoil the way stew kept on a warming tray will spoil, ask me how I know. Nothing gives you combustible gas like a beer diet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lockdown Forever (EC)
May 18, 2020 4:30 am

Since you are an expert, please tell us why Hillary smells all the time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Harrington Richardson
May 18, 2020 4:28 am

The local Walmart is almost always out of butane cans. I told the manager why and suggested she increase her inventory and double the price. She couldn’t do that, she said. Gotta love stupidity.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
May 17, 2020 9:18 am

Marc, looks like you have a new job, namely Customer Service Rep of TBP. What’s your salary?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
May 17, 2020 9:26 am

HSF got the complaint because his is the only e-mail address listed on your home page. I have wanted to reach out with a story link, but don’t know how. Maybe a “customer service” link would help those of us who see something we want to share without posting as a comment to an unrelated story.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  TN Patriot
May 17, 2020 9:34 am

Same here Patriot, I’ve seen several articles I’d like to send to admin. for consideration but not sure how to get it to him.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Cow Doctor
May 17, 2020 10:29 am

Admin does have an email posted in the sidebar if you scroll way down.
[email protected]

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Ben Lurken
May 17, 2020 11:23 am

Thank you.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Ben Lurken
May 17, 2020 8:07 pm

Thanks Ben!

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 17, 2020 9:42 am

It kinda sucks to be named Karen or Karl.

Romeo Charlie Wiskey
Romeo Charlie Wiskey
  Cow Doctor
May 17, 2020 10:22 am

Some times it helps to not give a crap about what folks use as a delineator. Every now and then we all get a little crap dropped in our mess kit.

Two if by sea. Three from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three from within thee.
May 17, 2020 10:22 am

Yes, but did she buy any syrup?
Let’s put our money where our mouth is et al.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505

Don’t know if she bought syrup but, it cranked her toy so she bought something.

Hank
Hank
May 17, 2020 10:22 am

Headline: Bossy woman named Karen upset by “Karen memes” demands to speak with the manager.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
May 17, 2020 10:54 am

Left her “abusive” husband. Right. How did he “abuse” you? Forgot to put the toilet seat down? I would like to hear his side of the story. These spoiled dingbats screw the pool boy, nag their husbands to death, steal the kids and the house and they are still complaining. America is full of these female horrors. In the end they will end up alone with their cats, all 300 pounds of them. Their kids will hate them for driving their fathers away and nobody will listen to their endless bitching.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Southern Sage
May 17, 2020 11:12 am

That’s a hoot. The only Karen I can think of right now lives the block over from here. She’s a single 400 pounder around 50 and is the Union President of the local NEA chapter. Would probably vote for the devil if he was running as a Demshevik against Jesus. Probably would say Jesus doesn’t care about the children enough.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Administrator
May 17, 2020 10:17 pm

Boom!…Boom! Boom! Boom! Camera falls to the ground, the crowd cheers.
See the N95 in big print? She be stylin’ while she virtue signals. Doesn’t look like she has the metal nose bar bent to the contour of her nose so it is highly ineffective, but she’s coooool!