The Woke Chimp

Guest Post by Eric Peters

No. Really? Seriously?

The Chimp – George W.Bush – the creature who marinated America in fear about Trrr for eight insufferable years, manufactured a war that killed hundreds of thousands, ordered the baldfaced torture of Americans, the mass warrantless and probable cause-free surveillance of Americans and the crotch fondling of Americans at airports emerges to lecture Americans about “the injustice and fear suffocate our country.”

Yes, he did. You can read it, here.

What’s next? Ted Bundy working at a women’s shelter? Oh. Right. Ted Bundy actually did that.

Maybe dress up like a clown and do kid’s parties? Before putting kids under the crawl space?

Of course, a serial killer without an office can only murder dozens. A government serial killer like The Chimp can murder millions. By government standards, The Chimp is a piker. He does not even compare with, say, Stalin.

Not for lack of trying.

And he may eventually succeed – by having set the precedent for a resurgent Stalinism, masquerading (literally) as virtue signaling. The Fear Mask is the new armband. The marker of the helpers of the next Stalin, whomever he or she may be.

This loathsome little man – a frog torturing sadist who enjoys other people’s pain, smirks at their suffering – has the balls to speak of fear and injustice?

He ought to be afraid to show his face in public.

Almost everything truly awful about our times can be credited to the time The Chimp was monkeying around Washington. The unspeakably precedents – the Submission Training – all arose when that man was president.

Dislike the Orange Man? He’s here because of Obama – and Obama would never have been conceivable had it not been for The Chimp and voter revulsion toward anything remotely smacking of Republicanism back in ’08.

The Enemies of Freedom. Remember? Ululating turban’d jihadis were going to cut all our throats unless we handed over practically every freedom we once enjoyed, such as the technicality, at least, of the government having to secure a court order before it could listen in on our phone calls and filch through our correspondence.

Pre-Chimp, Americans had free speech – not Free Speech Zones.

The government had to charge you with a crime – and convict you of it – before they could put you into “indefinite detention.”

We have lockdowns and Fear Masking because of the perpetual fear summoned by this evil genie, arguably the man who ruined America. The Elagabalus of our time, who opened the gates to the barbarians now descending.

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21 Comments
Spell CHEKA
Spell CHEKA
June 8, 2020 5:53 pm

Strong medicine, Eric.

I can take it. Can the nation take it is the question.

Perhaps when the Trotskyites take power “Elagabalus” and some of his cronies will be shipped over to The Hague for a tribunal to investigate some of the issues you bring up.

Ouirphuqd
Ouirphuqd
  Spell CHEKA
June 8, 2020 7:49 pm

Bush taught us to fear, the TSA and FISA have made us the enemy state of Oceana, the deep state is everything as bad as I thought and worse. Dems and repubs are no different. The reckoning is about here, live as much in freedom as you can with the time left. I wish I were younger, I could put a little more muscle in the fight, I’ll give it my best!

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
June 8, 2020 7:09 pm

There will come a day when many of these people will hang from lamp posts. However, George and his family of looters and profiteers will be living on their ranch in Paraguay, far from the people who would love to nail their hides to a barn door.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Coalclinker
June 8, 2020 8:09 pm

There are very few places to hide in the modern world. Especially if we’d actually use the Constitution’s ability to issue letters of marque and reprisal. Free market bounty hunting.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Articles of Confederation
June 8, 2020 10:20 pm

Maybe they’ve been issuing those against us without our knowledge?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Harrington Richardson
June 9, 2020 5:38 am

A person I know was deputized to help. He was not doing much but making his presence known. The protesters approached him and asked to take his picture. I figured immediately, they have facial recognition too.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Articles of Confederation
June 8, 2020 11:21 pm

What about Jeffrey “Child Sex Slaver to the Powerful” Epstein? He didn’t kill himself and is prolly hanging out on the down low in Eilat with his peeps. And the arms of justice still haven’t caught up with his pimp Ghislaine “Jizz” Maxwell either , have they?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Auntie Kriest
June 9, 2020 2:17 am

Guessing that Jeffrey and Barr have yet to erase each other’s name from their Christmas card list.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Auntie Kriest
June 9, 2020 10:11 am

When the Government checks either start bouncing or don’t go out at all, no one will be safe.

niebo
niebo
  Coalclinker
June 8, 2020 11:21 pm

True, BUT the Paraguayans are descendants of native “country” Indians with a smattering of Spanish blood; the Spanish are the epitome of “city” Indians. To country Indians, city Indians are like red-headed stepchildren or retarded cousins. They look out of place because they are out of place, except when they are the center of attention. They are loud and obnoxious; they do not know what an “inside voice” is; when discretion counts, they have panache and flair for drama, are all feathers and “song”; the Spanish are peacocks. Paraguayans are turkeys. They are smart, cunning, and vigilant; aside from a floodplain, when the flock is on the move, they are invisible and silent; they sleep with one eye open, and should you be stealthy enough to stumble across a flock, beware that you not meet with a gobbler. Problem is, you will, because they are like watchdogs and pace the fringes of the group, so hope like hell you have protective goggles, because they go for the eyes. Then, when you can’t see and run into a tree and are immobile, they unleash the spurs.

The Bushes are not even city Indians, just dumbass anglos, and they will never know when the country Indians have sneaked up, because that’s how county Indians are.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  niebo
June 9, 2020 2:20 am

South America would have been better off had Spain never gone there.

22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
June 8, 2020 8:03 pm

I liked Eric Peters more when he was telling folks it was okay to disconnect their airbags because it was the LOLbertarian thing to do.

Actually, I’m kidding. His automotive schtick was always tedious to read, especially after he SHIFTED into P for politics.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Damn boy, you keep racking up the down votes! I suppose that doesn’t bother you, since you all seem to relish rejection ever since that little incident in Nauvoo, Iowa.

overthecliff
overthecliff
June 8, 2020 10:05 pm

Please do not insult douchebags by including W among them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  overthecliff
June 9, 2020 2:22 am

Now that’s what I call a “nuke-ler” insult.

swimologist
swimologist
June 8, 2020 10:28 pm

The catchphrase on this site is, “Emigrate while you still can!”
Please inform me of the high-trust White culture country with the freedom to own a wide selection
of firearms, and I’ll DO just that. Otherwise, what the hell are you talking about?

Steve
Steve
June 9, 2020 12:07 am

” injustice and fear suffocate our country”.
Isn’t that what happened when Bush knew beforehand of the Twin Towers being taken down. I imagine those faced with either burning alive or jumping 100 stories to their death also had fear. In the aftermath fear swept the country that was suffocating. POS.

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
June 9, 2020 6:39 am

George “mumblin’, stumblin’, bumblin'” Bush is truly the Michael Scott of American presidents. Nevertheless, he is evil incarnate and should be hung for his crimes.

Apple
Apple
June 9, 2020 8:14 am

Agreed

Yahsure
Yahsure
June 9, 2020 11:54 am

Let them eat yellowcake!

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
June 9, 2020 7:44 pm

Didn’t see you mention 911 even once, but he and Cheney sure as hell pulled that one off, didn’t they?
I agree with you on having the balls to even show his face. I’d love to throw him a shit ball.
You DO know he’s afraid of horses; tells me a whole lot.