U.S.—After weeks of hearing calls for police reform, local and state police departments across the country are finally making strides toward fairness and justice in policing. One major reform sweeping the nation involves changing the way dispatchers allocate police resources. Thanks to new technology, 911 operators can now require callers to press “1” to check their white privilege before any police officers are approved to arrive on the scene.
After white people currently being attacked or murdered press 1, they will be walked through 20-30 minutes of questions to expose their racial biases before they can receive help.
“It used to be that whenever someone called the police, we would just show up,” said Minneapolis Police Chief Rayford McMustache. “That’s totally lame and outdated now. It was the old way of doing things before we evolved. It’s time to be better. The world is more complicated. Now we can use cutting edge technology to gather race, gender, sexual orientation, and political party data on every victim who calls 911. Our algorithm compiles all this data into an intersectional oppression score so we can determine whether the caller deserves police protection or not! Amazing!”
911 operators are also being trained in culturally sensitive de-escalation techniques, breathing exercises, and yoga poses they will teach to callers, helping them to de-escalate situations non-violently.
According to law enforcement officials, 911 operators will also be able to gather data on people of color. If a black person calls the police, dispatchers will no longer send cops. Instead, they will play soothing whale sounds set to relaxing spa music over the phone, creating a non-threatening aura.
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I for one welcome our new digital processes. it makes finding the plug easier.
” If a black person calls the police, dispatchers will no longer send cops. Instead, they will play soothing whale sounds set to relaxing spa music over the phone, creating a non-threatening aura.”
– Babylon Bee
While I love the idea of not sending any police to infuriate such callers, I do, however, kind of think the Negroes would prefer something a bit more sensitive to their specific racial, cultural, and emotive needs:
When you allow females to vote,actual parody is indistinguishable from reality.
Truth.
911, who cares, my privilege allows me to kill someone who is threatening my life and I decide if it is threatened or not.
On Oprah’s stupid “conversation” show yesterday (good to watch the enemy at work), I heard several of her idiot guests talking about how blacks deserve the kind of policing that white communities get. What the fuck does that mean? We never see a police car in our neighborhood unless there happened to be a breakin (rare) or someone called for some other reason. Meanwhile, all the cops are over in the black and hispanic neighborhoods because rampant property crime, rampant shootings/murders/rapes, etc. keep them quite busy. Are they saying they want nobody to come when their mom is being raped, their kids are being shot, etc.? Everytime one of these idiots opens their mouths, the hollow platitudes and bumper sticker slogans, are so pathetic and useless, I defy any of them to actually explain what they actually mean/want. Thankfully for them, useless turds like Oprah and the rest of the mainstream media, NEVER bother to ask for details. I doubt that there is any comment coming from these folks that could stand up to even 5 minutes of basic questioning or presentation of facts from government sources like the FBI, etc.
Pressing 1 for “white privilege” is better than pressing 1 for English.
As we have all had the privilege for multiple decades of earning a living so that our tax dollars can be robbed of us so the state “can be accountable for them 14 kids”, I have to say I am so sick of hearing such nonsense. Screw all those whiny psychopaths and their racism, hatred for whites and communist, totalitarian agenda. Come and get some you miserable fucks.