Op-Ed: To End Racism, We Need More Racism

Via The Babylon Bee

Racism is bad. It’s not just bad, it’s the worst. It’s ridiculous that I even have to say that in 2020, yet here we are. Since nobody seems to want to say it, I will. We must end racism- like, right now.

We can end it, and it’s not even that hard. The only thing we have to do is separate everyone by their race and ethnicity and appoint strong leaders to ensure all the races receive equal treatment. Like, even though they are separate, they’re still equal. It’s a brilliant and much-needed strategy I just now thought of.

The other thing we have to do is eliminate all color-blindness from our society. We must ensure that people look at everyone else primarily through the lens of skin color. It’s the only way to defeat racism. If everyone thinks of their fellow humans as a skin color above all else, it will ensure we recognize and honor those skin colors according to how much oppression they have experienced.

Some say my proposals are racist, but that’s stupid because they are the racist ones. They don’t even realize that “not being racist” is actually the most racist thing you can do because it allows racism to continue.

The only thing big enough to defeat racism is a bigger, more powerful form of racism, like regular racism only a lot more of it and also reversed.

If America follows this simple plan, we will stop being racist, which will actually be racist, and will then require a new and innovative form of reverse-reverse racism to combat it.

But we will cross that bridge when we come to it. Death to America.

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11 Comments
Mary Christine
Mary Christine
June 16, 2020 12:51 pm

You know you are on the crazy train when the Bee puts out something that sounds like a good idea even though it’s supposed to be satire.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mary Christine
June 16, 2020 2:03 pm

You know you are on the crazy train when they are summarizing what 99% of the talking heads are saying with deep sincerity.

Byte Mee
Byte Mee
  MrLiberty
June 16, 2020 9:58 pm

Sincerity is overrated. Beans and bullets are more satisfying.Prepare.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mary Christine
November 18, 2021 11:01 pm

That would make you literally insane.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
June 16, 2020 2:04 pm

“The only thing big enough to defeat racism is a bigger, more powerful form of racism, like regular racism only a lot more of it and also reversed.”
– Babylon Bee

They don’t know how right they are. Funny how that works.

Tom
Tom
June 16, 2020 2:12 pm

Garth Strudelfudd. LMFAO.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
June 16, 2020 3:11 pm

Remember back when General Andrew Jackson was in charge of keeping two different people’s apart under the presidency of John Quincy Adams?
Much to the General’s credit, he prosecuted both races fairly for trespass but inevitably lost the lonely battle for control due to overwhelming influences, Indian chiefs and the Georgian state governor, specifically.
Different people’s at peace could turn their attentions towards removing the rot at the top. Can’t have that.

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 16, 2020 4:31 pm

You are the worst type of racist, a Counter-Racist. The Left must have Racism to thrive!

A REAL AMERICAN/ BL
A REAL AMERICAN/ BL
  rhs jr
June 16, 2020 5:42 pm

Is it about time ya’ll stopped calling it “The Left” and begin to use the PROPER name which is the COMMUNIST PARTY. WHEN you DO, then you will make progress against this cancer attempting to destroy this country. Stop with the left/right BS, call the beast by it’s real name.

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
June 17, 2020 7:37 am

If the race issue was indeed the real issue, I’m sure this is about where we’d end up. Unfortunately, the real objective is the destruction of western civilization and the enslavement of humanity. Our time is full of ironies and idiots.

Commie Killer
Commie Killer
January 19, 2021 6:50 am

Hey, I’ve got an idea. How about we separate races back into the general areas of the world from which they developed? And end up kind of like how homogenous nations like Japan are today– safe, peaceful, and prosperous. No one to blame for inherent inequalities, too! Yay!