Cities Protecting Statues By Disguising Them As Karl Marx

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Looking to protect their statues and other municipal monuments, cities and towns across the country have begun disguising their statues as Karl Marx.

City councils all over are ordering Karl Marx wigs and putting them on Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington, Christopher Columbus, and other statues. The move has proven extremely effective at deterring Antifa and other extremist groups, who are only looking for statues of old hateful white guys to destroy and not statues of communists.

“As soon as enraged rioters see the statue isn’t of a dangerous, murderous madman whose ideas killed hundreds of millions but is just of Karl Marx, they move on,” said one city council member in Illinois as he put a Karl Marx wig and beard on a statue of Abraham Lincoln. “Well, first, they bow respectfully to their hero and then move on.”

Plaques on the statues with controversial quotes from the Founding Fathers are also being covered up with Marx quotes like “Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution!” and “Workers of the world, unite!”

Some towns are reporting that Che Guevara chin stubble and a beret also work wonders at saving the monuments.

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7 Comments
john prokovich
john prokovich
June 25, 2020 2:15 pm

The US of America is doomed to be a thirld world country.

Ken31
Ken31
  john prokovich
June 25, 2020 5:54 pm

Invite the 3rd world, become the 3rd world. Thanks jews.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ken31
June 26, 2020 1:44 am

Obama told us he was going to transform things.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
June 25, 2020 5:21 pm

These idiots have no idea who Karl Marx is, or what he looks like. If it is a statue, other than their messiah 0bama, they want it destroyed.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  TN Patriot
June 25, 2020 5:33 pm

Any statue of a white person. They’d tear down Bernie Sanders.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
June 25, 2020 5:24 pm

Is that a pic of Teddy Marx or his cousin Karl Roosevelt?

(LMFAO) Ya gotta love BB!

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
June 25, 2020 11:12 pm

People start forming social networks in your community