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31 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
July 2, 2020 9:49 am

What an idiot. He let all of his potential hostages leave and got locked up so he would be safe until the police arrived.

Notice how he tried to shoot the lock, just like they do in the movies?

brewer55
brewer55
  TN Patriot
July 2, 2020 10:06 am

It sounded like a pop gun. And, it seemed to jam at least once or, if it was a wheel gun one chamber did not have a round. What a maroon!
Also, I’m guessing he has some priors or, he would not have been begging to be let out.
Adios you dumb SOB.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  brewer55
July 2, 2020 11:41 am

I was thinking maybe a .32.
I liked the part when he cried out to God for help while he was violating one of His Commandments.

Neuday
Neuday
  TN Patriot
July 2, 2020 10:24 am

He should have tried getting past the ceiling tiles.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Neuday
July 2, 2020 11:40 am

As the article states, he is not the brightest bulb, probably an IQ in the 50’s and a third grade equivalent education.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 2, 2020 9:55 am

Feel good story of the morning.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
July 2, 2020 10:04 am

Security companies should look into installing cleansing -disinfecting gas delivery systems, for when the store is closed and empty of staff and customers, for a really thorough cleaning. Got to get rid of CoVid-19(84) especially.

Now taxpayers are going to have to pay for this gun-shooting feral with years more of cops-courts-corrections, including medical treatment & dental work, instead of putting it down like the dangerous invasive species it is.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Auntie Kriest
July 2, 2020 10:09 am

Why not send him to a parchment farm and teach him agriculture skills.

Impartial Observer
Impartial Observer
  rhs jr
July 2, 2020 11:24 am

https://www.metrolyrics.com/parchman-farm-blues-lyrics-bukka-white.html

This Notorious Mississippi Penitentiary Has Been Named One Of The Craziest Prisons In The World

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  rhs jr
July 2, 2020 11:29 am

No training needed if its a cotton farm.

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  Auntie Kriest
July 2, 2020 1:27 pm

or, you could install some ultra violet disinfecting lights, stupid people won’t realize they will go blind if they do not close eyes and cover with dark cloth. also you’ll get mega sun burn on all exposed surfaces.

Sign on building reads: “all infestations will be sterilized”
plus a 2nd sign “Bug lives don’t matter”

I think you are onto a winning business model here, AK.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  Auntie Kriest
July 2, 2020 3:00 pm

Deportation with revocation of citizenship or life sentence in supermax conditions with “never to be released” stamped on file. You choose.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Fatman from Oz
July 2, 2020 7:05 pm

Place feral down a deep, no-longer-producing , coal mine. See ya later, mofo.

All after proper due process with conviction, of course.

Neuday
Neuday
July 2, 2020 10:22 am

When gibsmedat goes wrong.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Neuday
July 2, 2020 12:04 pm

But he dindoo nuffin…he said so.

motley
motley
July 2, 2020 11:13 am

Waste of time arresting this guy … De Blasio will let him go. Probably with a ‘Fine Upstanding Citizen’ award as well.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 2, 2020 11:46 am

Smart Woman meets Dumb Fuck.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
July 2, 2020 11:52 am

A low IQ is a terrible thing to have.

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 2, 2020 11:56 am

Looks like an ape in a cage.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Dutchman
July 2, 2020 12:46 pm

Tis…

Muh Blackassity
Muh Blackassity
July 2, 2020 12:09 pm

Mommas should’n have to werry about they son’s life when they go rob a sto.

doc
doc
  Muh Blackassity
July 2, 2020 11:56 pm

Yew be flewent in ebonics, my brutha.

TC
TC
July 2, 2020 1:06 pm

The smart ones always try to break through the welded steel cage rather than the 1/2″ drywall or the back door.

Fedup
Fedup
July 2, 2020 1:14 pm

Didn’t resist arrest, still alive. Hmm.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Fedup
July 2, 2020 1:58 pm

Shucks.

John Doe
John Doe
July 2, 2020 2:46 pm

6’4″ and 130 lbs of brute force vs. Steel bars. Metalergy was never one of his specialties. “Please, I have nothing, please!” I doubt Bubba will be saying you have nothing when you arrive at the Big House. Good riddens.

The other EC
The other EC
  John Doe
July 2, 2020 10:24 pm

metallurgy
riddance

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
July 2, 2020 3:23 pm

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Hehehe.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Glock 1911
July 2, 2020 3:42 pm

“Fuck around and find out” applies here.

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
  Harrington Richardson
July 2, 2020 8:59 pm

I have that t-shirt. haha.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
July 3, 2020 6:02 am

Laughed so hard almost pissed myself!!!
Remember in Back to the Future when Marty was at his grandparents dinner table and saw uncle joey in the playpen and said “get used to it”. LMFAO