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Screw the pussy pics, post more bacon!
How is bacon better than poon, let me count the ways
Why not have both I say!
And hot chicks with big guns.
Patriot Trifecta
Yep, a double bacon cheeseburger is right up there among my favorite things to eat. Of course, I have to lay the gun down to eat them too.
It’s cheaper.
Hows that?
Wonderful!
I’ll bet the jiggle factor was off the scale while she was firing THAT gun!!
Muscledawg
I still want one of these in a 12 gauge. NO, I am not talking about the girl.
Isn’t there some kids song called happy shark? If not there should be and this would be the video.
A white man is perforce a racist! If you don’t acknowledge that you’re a racist! Lincoln was also sexist. Just look at this outrageous quote: “Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” Fathers? Men? What about mothers? Women? What about transwomen and transmen? Not to mention pansexual, bicurious, questioning, ally, grey asexual . . . All these genders are more equal than men!
#DestroyMountRushmore #DestroyLincolnMonument
Only faggots use words like ‘perforce’.
They’re more equal too.
Are you saying his shit’s all retarded and he talks like a fag?
A little Sarc Bob?
I hope so or I’m turning to the dark side.
(sarc.)–LUNCH
High and dry.
That’s what happens when you’re too lazy to get out and push.
That’ll leave a mark.
Dare him to do it with a train inbound
A perfectly executed rupture jump!
He was asking for it’
Achilles heel, female to male.
Special Delivery —– On the way!!!
Look deep into my eyes…..
Light those after burners…let’s roll!
Quit monkeying around
Trying to knock down the racist white ram statue.
Keep up this crap and we’ll drive you out of our culture altogether.
Even better land of lakes got rid of the indian but kept the land!
Snooze you lose.
She just happened to have a bat handy in her car
Immediate negative reinforcement makes the biggest impression
What about the bodies?
“Buzzards need to eat, same as worms.”
Feral hogs
Nice OJW quote !
The critters will take care of them.
Depends on whether they’re upwind or downwind.
Let them rot in the sun
You can’t reload them…
I’ve still got that 40 acres that need fertilizing. Hope they don’t wait too long, I wanted to set it aside for pasture before long.
Know your impact.
All of these look about the same. Why don’t they show any of the split double “O” that I use in my Judge? I guess they just want to show the stuff that folks don’t have to dig out in the O R.
Followed by, “Sorry, we’re out of business.”
Let me explain how to counter this horseshit!
1. I’m going to make a mask out of window screen material.
2. I’ll wear my “Eric Peter’s” Covid Cow Tag I made showing I’ve been vaccinated. worn on ear.
3. I’m going to carry a thumbdrive with the only file on it will be my name with the number 000000000001 after it. or the same number I put on the ear tag.
I’ve been told dog is okay, specially with kimchi and soy sauce. I think I would need lots of beer to wash it down.
There ain’t enuf beer north of the Dixie line to even consider it!!
Us: holy shit!
MSM: what a pleasant breeze.
A mostly peaceful weather event.
DC needs about twenty of these. Stat.
Those kids had no idea what they were unleashing when they tried to clean out those ashes with a blower.
Hello, God.
Smart bird…he knows when not to put up with BS.
Lotto ticket time
Lots of laundry made right there.
So they can kill green assholes when they are adults?
Oh no! He lost his beer!
No sane man loses his beer!
White supremacist swan.
That’s the smart kind.
As a kid, our turkeys used to beat the crap out of roosters.
Cock Lives Matter Gringos breaking up a good fight.
Referee Kent Farber re-incarnated. Just needs a bow tie.
Dog says F that
Me, when I’m re-incarnated.
Which is funny as a basset in the field on a scent is unstoppable. That dog clearly has a well developed sense of humor. And self-deprecating stereotypes.
Damn it, the cat’s drinking again.
Another wining pussy.
Movin’ on up
To the East side
Another fucking government sound wall project to keep the real estate prices high.
Looks like getting rid of the nets gave them a lots more room to work.
A little more to the right.
She just can’t figure out why she never gets invited to parties.
Don’t you wish you had the courage to do that just once ?
its bloomberg
Take the whole container and pour it down his pants.
Sneeze guard becomes a blood guard.
Walking example of a POS
When the silent majority finally gets PISSED!
Do they blow anything besides kisses?
Candles, bubbles, and Bob.
Waaaay too much time on his hands.
Oh yeah, Nice.
Thank you sir may I have another
Fifty shades of Bob. The only reason I stick around is to see what else he comes up with.
OH YEAH! REAL NICE!!!
When will she be graduating high school?
A half naked woman and a 911. I believe that 40 odd years ago that was one of my major goals. Reality intervened.
End up with a fat woman and a Vega?
A middle age tranny and a Yugo.
I think she’s found the problem. Its that long hard rod “thingy” that keeps sticking out when she lays down like that.
I finally understand why people put pink flamingos on their lawn.
They do not entice that kind of “bird” to come by.
She better hope none of those birds mistake her snapper for a fish.
I hate F’ng llamas
When are people gonna learn, when they lay those ears back, GET AWAY !
right-click loop
And for the WIN!
Collard Reds?
Emma Stone
I wish one would descend on me.
Sooo …. That must be why I have never seen a red cat. I have seen red dogs but never a red cat.
That looks like a sex doll.
What a sex doll wishes it looked.
Yes, yes it does .
I’m not sure if this is a woman or a Japanese robot, but either way I’ll pay the going rate.
I could not afford to buy one outright so I just put a deposit down in one.
Somebody should inspect that mole….I’ve got some free time.
She is definitely NOT a sexbot……….. sex toy….yes.
Is the box she comes in recyclable?
Yes, her box is recyclable.
1990 was the last year we were allowed to fight with fire hoses at the city park on handicapped children’s day.
Took me a second to get to the bottom of this picture.
Worth the scroll.
She is looking for my contact lens…I don’t wear any.
One way to fail a test
This man is gifted!
But he passed his SAT!
And when I grow up I’m gonna play air guitar in my moms basement…All. Day. Long.
Don’t know why they call them overalls, they didn’t quite make it.
Bob’s gonna love this one
Frankly, that’s repulsive.
What if you imagine that’s not ice cream?
…what if you imagine it’s runny dookie?
That’s a bit dark…
Take notes, Auntie.