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My libido just had a stroke!
Needs more practice with her toilet training.
I’m pumped.
I’ll take two knees for GOD and this patriot.
Happy Birthday USA!
” How would you like to bite her on the ass, develop lock jaw and be drug to death?”
Pearl of the Orient.
That’s not the pearl necklace I had in mind.
Come and get it. Dinner is on the table.
This ginger amps me up.
If only that had happened when they were installing the MLK statue in DC.
Ain’t karma grand ?
Funny how there is a run on guns & ammo these days – hope ya’ll were ahead of the rush.
Yup, about 25 tears.
Oops, 25 years.
Just about covers it, I guess. Lock and load, Folks.
I’m pretty sure he said ‘Republic’.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
Nations do not die from invasion; they die from internal rottenness.
Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln was part of the internal rottenness.
What idiot does not agree with Jefferson?!?
Looks like a sex doll
My exact same thoughts….
And it cooks, too? Where do I buy one?
She’s real! And I like baking pics. Thanks nkit.
I wonder where she gets the yeast?
But can she really cook ? Uh….. wait………what the hell am I saying ?…………. Who cares ?
Good for you, lady!
Someone has a proud daddy.
Rebel.
Spot the future leader.
OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! Thank you!
Time for a mole lick,-I mean check.
I’m going to learn that song yet!
Far too many asian girls have eyes that aren’t “equal” in the direction they point.
What other tricks can you do with that nanna?
Bong cat
…hangs out with caterpillars in rabbit holes.
Fkn chicken killers.
Winky, Blinky, and Dinky.
Oooof. That’s a cat-tastrophe.
I’d throw it thru a wall.
The same thing happened to me when Whitney Huston sang the National Anthem.
Sniff, sniff, It’s the peppers I tell ya.
“You be a good little liberal, and go find your stepdad”.
A friend of mind actually told all of us he once was chopping Habaneros and then used the bathroom a short time later. You can guess the rest of the story.
Biden as a young man.
He’s still like that.
Proof; Trump Derangement Syndrom is real.
Another Darwin Award contestant warming up.
Wow! Black men can jump.
But they cannot swim
Emperors being emperors.
Flehmen response
My dear is always telling me to get my face outta there.
Think Jackie Gleason,”Booooy that’s good!”
When did “Fat Bastard” turn black?
An unfortunate byproduct of food stamps.
Hey,hey,hey. It’s Fat Albert.
If they can’t get it back in the water, they blow it up before it rots. Just stating the facts.
That’s exactly how you feel, the first day of hell week in BUDS training.
Yet another sex doll? One with a slipping wig.
In 20 years, men will apparently think that all photos of thin, feminine women are actually of sex dolls.
As long as the batteries are not dead.
I doubt they would put that many moles on one.
nkit must have a franchise.
Freak’n godess!
goddess
Although I don’t understand your enthusiasm, the school I went to had better looking girls than this plain Jane.
Nice run of gingers nkit
That is the biggest understatement I have heard in a long time.
You can take Salem out of the ocean but . . .
Something got lost in the translation: Smoked crab
What’s the saying ? ……… could melt a murderer’s heart.
When not being filmed, where does that tongue stay?
Fifteen little balbits are due next Monday.
Rabbits have sharp peckers.
And you know this how?
I found out the hard way with the Easter Bunny.
My real name is Brer. I once tried to fuck a balloon. Since then I’m strictly a jackrabbit.
a pindick
How to get rabies in 2 easy lessons.
I had a pet fox until the Mennonites came fishing at my lake in the spring.
Little Aaron needed new gloves.
“A gif full of the alphabet”.
Let’s face it honey, you just don’t have what it takes.
Wake up call for those who thought Disney was wholesome.
Minnie is a Ho!
Mickey thought that she was fkn Goofy, turns out she was just drunk.
As a Vegas resident, that pic exemplifies why I haven’t been downtown for the last 15 years.
The inspiration for Bill Cosby’s Jello commercial.
twerking Tundra