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If the government designed lighters.
What do you mean. This is a lighter a contractor sold to the government, based on their specifications, for only $1.4 million a piece.
proof; liberalism is a SICKNESS.
Here I thought no one would ever have to say, “Watch out for the house!”
I thought for sure he was gonna get tree’d but nope, he got house’d.
“Hey, you young whipper-snapper, get your teeth out of my siding”.
She made that poor dog conform to human standards. I’d like to see her chasing cars and eating cat shit.
Even nkit’s legs?
My favourite shirt reads, “Useless eater,” courtesy of my sister. Kath, I want this one next.
Save money and buy just one that says “I ate everyone”.
Treasure at the end of the rainbow.
Which is why communism is a threat again.
Must be a new TBP reader. Just skip over Auntie Kreist and Average Joe comments.
We won’t but 90% will.
About the same as the odds of MSM reporting this.
Haven’t you heard about the Foreign Exchange Corporate employee program? Your kid gets in not from strong academics, but from strong-arm tactics.
About 7.5 billion to 1 against it. But, I may be off by a dozen or so.
Still better than Gates who says you should die to help fight climate change.
I’ll be glad to consider it if/when Mr. Gates goes first.
He can take the bus…staight to HELL!!!
Accidentally?
I’m having the bomb site out of an old SBD Dauntless mounted to my truck.
Very nice, Cow Doc
Yea. They were aiming for five.
Aren’t you allowed to back up a few times to see what it was you hit?
Meathead’s one of them.
So was Carroll O’Connor
Yes he was! “In The Heat Of The Night ” was his apology tour for Archie Bunker.
Ok, maybe we should import immigrants for this one job.
It wasn’t a glorious career but Cow Doctor could be proud of being one of the top hundred elephant ass spelunkers on the planet.
Cows are bad enough…this is why I don’t treat elephants.
Stay away from cats too.
Usually the elephants have the own head up their ass from what I’ve see of politics over the past 5 decades.
OMG!!! It’s coming out breach!!!
Yep!
And if I said let’s hang Adam by the balls, how many seconds before they deleted it?
Getting to be like Zero Hedge.
Good thing he didn’t say we should boycott, divest and sanction the zionist abomination.
I’m just glad he didn’t make any inflammatory racists remarks or he could be in big trouble. Some body might even call him a “bigot”.
If ugly fat white girls can and usually are mudsharks,
and some hot white chics (with daddy issues) can be mudsharks,
what does that make hot black chics, like Candace, who marry white guys?
Oh they will start it out alright, they just won’t finish it.
That movie came to us in Vietnam. I can’t tell you how happy it made us to see the guys in the story get away forever with all that gold.
Money for nothing job holders and they think this country is unfair?
They used the George Floyd discount, 100% off.
Does this mean they can now stay at the place of their former employment, 24hours a day and not get paid any over time for it ?
I guess that’s a yes.
My dog does even more than that when you substitute” ride in the truck” for walk.
All I was doing was reaching in to get a snack, my paw got stuck and now I’m having to follow this guy around ever since.
“IF” you are implying what I think you are; how can you account for the dog on the left being as far away as it is and having four feet on the ground? Could it be someone has mistaken the other dog’s tail as its right front leg? The fur color doesn’t quite match up either.
Fido looking here for the next democrat presidential candidate?
Expressing his buddies anal glands
Obviously made in China
Two in the hole
5 minutes before Bob P got his first hole-in-one.
a friend I and built a miniature golf course in N. MN back in 1990. while making the morning rounds cleaning off the holes, came across a huge pile of bear shit in one hole. not fun, not fun at all cleaning that one.
Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me.
I’d do both of them.
You’d do anything with a pulse and a pecker parking spot.
Wrong. I don’t require a pulse.
Bob-
If you keep the batteries charged your sexbot will have a pulse.
And if the batteries in your sexbot are dead, then you can jump start it.
So the Democrats were once on the right side. Who knew?
…er, mis…ter?
Better duck before she puts #2 on you.
Kinky, where’s my whip and cuffs?
So that’s where the term came from.
Duck?
Goosing, but if that’s a duck, then yes.
And I thought my proctologist was a quack.
good one…
She was bent over…doing the dishes…then, It Dawned on me…
Sick of your palmolive?
NEVER!!!
Duo-orbuluscauseoferectus, a common kitchen problem.
This pic is from somewhere in Europe, I can tell by the accent in her ass!!
Big, soft, and squishy. Yes, yes indeed!
Guessing, she is the winner of the booby prize.
I could pull some strings for her.
I don’t mind the smell of tuna either……or the taste!
This pic. has been flagged.
How about that…….3 largemouths.
Thank you for the panoramic tour of your boobs.
Lotto ticket time
Then let’s sleep in.
Oh, Bob! Pick up some whipped cream on the way home. I’m going to ride your mustache all night long.
I know how to give you a shot to cure that………remember, I was an EMT.
Hourglass with gaposous, very sexy.
Nice beadwork!