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None of us had 20/20 vision!
Ma’am, that bathing suit doesn’t offend me in the least, but please take it off anyway.
https://ogdaa.blogspot.com/2020/07/im-sure-shes-taken-men.html#more
LOOKOUT!!! You might get eatin.
Oooh, I wish I was in Dixie, away, away……….
looks like X marks the spots.
That display of the Confederate Battle flag is so offensive. I am going to sit right here and watch until I am certain she takes it off. I also insist I be allowed to satisfy my self that she can’t put it back on by taking it into my possession .
One of Bobs favorite books
Mygirl, not a criticism–I think the pictures are great–but the comments for all of them, for some reason, appear below all pictures instead of each picture. If that can be changed it would help because readers wouldn’t have to figure out what comment pertains to what picture. Thanks.
Bob, that seems to be a glitch with the website.
Bob, don’t be a Karen.
Can I speak to your manager? I need to see him right now.
Judging from the past, captions under the wrong pics might make more sense.
This looks like one of Bob’s girls at the Dew Drop Inn. I wanted to hurl and laugh at the same time. Put down the beer goggles, Bob.
Her: Ha, I fooled you, I’m not wearing any.
Well, they are members of the Beaver Scouts now!
Ok then
Nocturnal, very nice.
Dreaming of some wood?
My Bob always leaves his playthings lying around.
And they always have that look of exhausted satisfaction.
?❤❤❤???
Buy your very own Whatthefuck? for $199.99.
Wait a minute. I build Whatthefucks, and they don’t look anything like that. What the Fuck!
Farmer porn
LMFAO. Where can I get a set?
I’m fully confident that’s true.
Charlie was a drunk.
Not anymore!!!
Treadthrill
I give this gif the Grand Prize. My brain falls into a black hole where no thoughts come out and time stops.
I wonder how much they would charge me to put on lotion like that? Must be worth something; they even have a girl doing it.
Good stuff, Mix.
Bet she gives a great massage.
Best footjob you will ever get.
Those should come in handy.
Calm down, honey. The menu’s in French. I had no idea I ordered the bearded clam. Waiter! Can you package this up and send it to my room?
Yea !! I would take a couple of those to go, myself.
A taco lunch followed by a seed bank deposit.
I’d eat that like a ripe watermelon…both of them.
Bob never orders the hair burger at home.
“I don’t know what you call it, but, I’ll have some of that!” Mick “Crocodile” Dundee
He’s about to learn that women do not have the same sense of humour as men.
Losing was never so attractive.
Define “lose”.
How can you say “I lose”? My eyes made contact with every pixel of that picture.
“Hey loser! My eyes are up here.” Yea, like I havn’t heard that before.
To quote the great Homer Simpson “I’ve made my choice”.
Don’t interrupt me when I’m in the middle of shooting someone!
Still one of my favorite auntie fa GIF’s
I do believe that cop put him on queer street!
Obviously never in the army. They know which is their weapon and which is their gun. He made the mistake of grabbing the wrong one.
When the sane people secede from the loons in charge of North America and start our own country, this should be the lyrics of our national anthem.
Hell yes!
Once you’re finished that, may I suggest something of mine that comes with a special filling for dessert?
STD’s anyone?!?!?!
She just needs bread.
I’d like to knead those……
Did you hear about the young lady who went to the store wearing a very short dress? Yea, she bent over to get the milk and got bread !!
I believe I’ll have a couple of those buns in the basket instead please.
I just lost an hour of my life watching this…not complaining mind you.
That is so cool…..I’ll drink a beer in your honor today….
Oh, oh! Now try that on me!
She’ll kill a man of your age Bob…but what a way to go!
Bob is under strict doctor’s orders, no women under 50 or with a full set of teeth.
Well since I ask you every night if you’ve brushed your tooth, I guess you’re safe.
I can hear his spine cracking now.
Bark like a dog
And we’re gonna have to remake it before the leftists turn us into the next Soviet Union.
Oh, oh but he might have said something politically incorrect once. Ooh ooh!
My youngest daughter met John Wayne’s granddaughter Jennifer Wayne in Ames Iowa. She’s a six foot tall blonde “Viking Goddess.” Really nice person too.
I’ve met a couple of his kids, they are like the Duke, true Americans!
Mutant.
That’s the weirdest toe cheese I’ve ever seen.
Well, fuck a duck.
Captain of the swim team.
If it walks like a duck…
Farmer porn
Shoulda went with the big block chevy.
I don’t think the suspension or driveline could handle the big block.
Brakes? What Brakes? Nobody said anything about brakes…
Mini Rat Rod???
Word of advice: do not give this to your wife for your 40th anniversary or you’ll find all your stuff on the front lawn.
You sound as if you speak from experience Bob.
She might decide to use it as a probe and put it where the sun don’t shine.
Where men and ugly women go I’m willing to adhere to these rules. Where lovely women go, fuck the government!
…and no blacks allowed.
Hmmph, guess some people don”t want to be safe.
Dang it, I lost again.
Fake Titts. Fake lips. Fake Hair. But I bet her STD’s are real!!!
#STOPSIMPIN
#MGTOWFORLIFE
44D luv
Do you think she knows how to play?
With what?
Always like a girl with some bounce in her step. Makes little difference if she’s coming or going.
Morning wood
Morning Rock
I am sitting here with three different comments; and any one of them could get me thrown off the internet.
Oh shiit! They must be good!
Chicken Shit!!
Never stopped me!
I’d take her, oh……………….you go first 101.
How does a person get thrown off the internet?
Morning Snack
like a ripe watermelon…
I’ll suck to that.
She makes a valid point…well, two of them.
YES!!! “Here’s to nipples” , may they forever shine.
Butt’r my pancakes, please.
I’ll bet she as a whole dress packed full of action. She seems to have left just enough room for me to move in and stay for a while.
The motorcycles were rode hard and put away…
She’s just as smokin’ hot as last week!!!
I’ll have the #4 please.
…put away wet.
I hate coffee even more now.
This would almost make me want milk in my coffee.
O K !! So pour the coffee and lets get on with eating some thing.
What idiot is doing all the down voting. These are nice looking women.
No, I haven’t been following you for three blocks, I relieved the last guy a block ago.
TGIF nkit…let the good times roll!
Direct from Wuhan, the corona special!
Woo Hoo!
Bottom dweller special.
Is that plate of food before or after digestion?
Cajunlicious
I wonder just how cold it is standing in front of the fridge?
Don’t know why, but when I when I saw this pic, my first thought was of a song my father sang in the fifties about a “Cold Cold Woman”. I remember most of it to this day. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdCRriQyCQk)
That’s the cutest vertical smile I’ve seen in a while.
I’ve never met anyone in more urgent need of a beating.
Sorta like you after FF. I’ll get my rubber glove.
And a face mask of its own.
…or neutering .
Of course this fool is from my state. That’s the trouble with the expensive housing prices in California, all the nuts are moving up I-5 to Oregon.
Pretty sure you folks have your own supply bred locally.
Exit wounds?
I have seen only a few people who really should wear two masks and this is one more of them. Actually, a third mask may be in consideration.
Bob is this what you Canadians do in the winter for fun? Ice bumper cars.
Don’t be silly. This is July in Saskatoon.
I was going to say Calgary, but, fair enough.
Chains are racist.
Another game of Canadian pinball.
The Democrats release their vision of America under Biden in 2021.
…but only lasts for 30 minutes.
We just need to get past a minor obstacle and our future is bright!
Get out the laser.
Here, here!
I want to ride my bicycle……..
Hahahahaha
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the ball.
Nice park job.
If you can get it.
And just like that, the chinese drive-in restaurant was invented.
Honey, I’m home!!!!
That is my kind of woman!
My kind of women!
I loved my days as a Firearms Instructor!