Good Lord!!! How much I have missed each and every one of you!!!
The library finally reopened a couple days ago. However, computer usage is restricted to one hour a day … and only 25 people are allowed to be inside at any one time. What a bunch of FUCKEN PUSSIES … starting with that dickfuk power-hungry control freak; Governor Murphy, who should go suck on some massive Diseased Donkey Dick. (Have you missed my colorful euphemisms?)
I moved back in with my mom on March 1st. It was either that or my sister and I put her in a nursing home. This is out of the question since these places are Covid death traps, and if she were to catch it, she would probably die alone. Not to mention that the least expensive one, while still somewhat adequate, is about $11,000 here in NJ. Fuck that. We already are on the hook for $25,000 out of pocket … and Ms. Freud’s final tab came to just under $1.7 MILLION dollars. Living with mom is more or less a total nightmare; she is in a constant Level 9 pain mode, her open leg wound is now going into year 4, she was recently diagnosed with aortic valve stenosis, she cries constantly, screams and yells often and over nothing, and has learned the art of swearing like a fucking sailor. Thank God for my seester — or I would be in the nuthouse (or, grave) by now.
I’m starting an article titled — “BLM = Mao’s Cultural Revolution. Biden = Fidel Castro. Trump = The Messiah.” But, with just 1 hour a day access, it may take a week to post it.
Speaking of articles …. rather that go thorough the thousand or so that I missed, can some of you provide links to the ones I “MUST” read? Thanks in advance.
Also, ….. did anyone here die of COVID? It’s a serious question, of course. Did anyone quit TBP? C’mon man, I need some juicy gossip to add some spice to my Groundhog Day life.
Hey, did I tell y’all how much I fucken missed ya?? Especially you Mr. Quinn — I was so damned relieved when I logged on today to find TBP is STILL there. I honestly wondered if it was even possible. I love you man.
I am retiring the word “copfuk”. I wish I never made it up. I’m with Trump now …. we NEED GOOD COPS MORE THAN EVER. Our very survival as a nation depends on it. Without borders, without law&order … there can be no America. (Of course, some of you will wonder if I’m serious, or just pulling shit out my ass in order to start a fight. Hahaha, only I know for sure.)
God bless each and every one of you … my internet friends. My only friends.
Ol’ King Shitflinger signing off, and looking forward to hearing from you.
Hi Stuck! I for one missed the hell out of you, glad you’re back even if only one hour a day online. We have similar shit in our library system…now you must make an APPOINTMENT to pick up your requested books. Total B.S. did you see the CDC’s admission today that 96.4% of all Covid 19 deaths had a secondary illness? Only 4% actually died from Covid 19. Which makes this whole affair a big fat fraud. I wouldn’t put it past the dems to have colluded with China thinking it would ruin the economy and Trump’s chances of re-election. Fuck ’em!
That’s been my belief, collusion to take down Trump. Kung Flu isn’t even as bad as the seasonal flu.
Well…Stucky didn’t join a monastery after all.
Very glad to know you’re well as can be.
Stucky- 3 Questions:
(1) Will you bring back the STUCKY QOTD? My personal favorite.
(2) How do you feel about COVID19 in general and do you wear one of those pussy face diapers?
(3) Are you the last white man in NJ? I read all the white folks moved out. I understand you have to stay and care for Mama Stucky, you have been through so much.
I was wondering where you’ve been.
Still here VV and still watching!
And like it was said once in movie…
Hey VV
A lovely song for another dawn!
Maybe Stucky will like this one.
Very nice. I had not heard that one before.
About fucking time
Good to see you back, Stuck. Loopy is locked away in a concentration camp in Australia for daring to walk outside without a mask covering his face, maybe for life , which left TBP bereft of superior moral authority to settle petty pedantic squabbles . Now that the judge is back on the bench, order can be restored to the gallery wherein many shit flingers in the general audience , loose on their leash for so long, have completely given up hard cold facts for warm and fuzzy feelz. You got you work cut out for you . Good look and godspeed.
BTW, a good bible article on whether tolerance is a Christian virtue would calm things down a bit, fer sure.
Good luck big dog , and I’ll keep you and your mother in my prayers.
I don’t know how many times I was going to ask the question, So where is Stucky?
Life gets in the way of just about everything, even TBP. You’re a good man Stucky, glad you’re back.
I always liked this website but the language in this article is uncalled for and alienates too many from the knowledge they otherwise might have gained from it.
Trust me. The lack of gaining knowledge due to an exhibition of language “barriers” is the least of a newbies worries. When there’s “Fire in the hole” nobody gives a shit how it’s spelled out. But thanks anyway.
(Stucky will explain better in the future, I’m certain).
You’re apparently not a long-term participant.
Hello Mr. Stuckenmeister,
what a chance – I am here today too after taking a longer break. So much to explore, so little time.
Sorry about your wife and mother.
25.000 out of pocket? How do you Americans make it, I wonder.
Good to see you are alive and kicking Stuckmeister.
Hi Stucky – Glad to see you’re ok. Welcome back
Welcome back home, Stucky. We’ve all missed you. Good to hear that you’re still out there full of P&V and looking forward to hearing what you have to say about the events in the world.
Stuck,
Hello, and so glad you posted. Actually I remember you warned us
you needed a break and would be dark for a period of time. Everyone
is happy you are back, even offering to help you with $$ for computer/
phone/internet costs.
Keep yourself sane with seester helping out.
I love you, our German spokesperson. I remember your beautiful kitchen
redo and your wife’s purple dishes. Be well, be safe. God bless.
Suzanna
So sad to see a site that I enjoy so much delete a simple post where I questioned if alienating some with course language was worth it. Seems to be what everyone is doing these days.
Fuck you douchebag. Your fucking comment is still fucking there. Sad to see such low IQ whiners on the site. Dumbasses abound.
“coarse language….”
Admin, thank you for being so educationally minded toward twerps.
I gave her a thumbs up to soothe her feelings since feelings are all the rage lately.
There is, of course, a huge difference between “liking the site”, and the site liking you. You’re not off to a real good start. If you had been lurking about for any length of time, you would know enough to say ‘Admin’ deleted me, not ‘the site’. Get a clue Coma-nonymous.
One would think that EC and Maggie would give a shout out to Stucky on his return. Has EC gone off to lick some wounds/left TBP for good/ passed away? Hope you are OK El C….you too Mags.
Bea
So I missed what happened to Mags…
Is there a Cole’s Notes version of this that could be had?
Rins.
She just had another bout of the problem she was having the first time she left. She was just going after everyone willy nilly. No rhyme or reason to it. Especially mean to Farmer.
I might reach out to her and see how things are in the Ozarks… she helped me a couple years back get thru a rough patch.. Maybe I can return the favour.
And how about you Flea. How are you holding up? Mehopes you are looking yourself.
I’m Barely making in here at 5300 ft. Making my break to AZ on 1 oct. and take my chances where I can at least walk without an O2 bottle. The fuchsia armies have several camps in the desert I plan to visit if things blow up. I see no way it cannot blow up.
Maggie was cool. She brought something unique to us. It was sad to watch her deteriorate like that.
Flea and RiNS-So, where is EC? Mags told me long ago that she was into her own military blog but I figured she would still keep up with her buds here on the platform.
Call me grumpy but….was Stucky going to comment somewhere in the thread after all the welcome homes, etc.
C-dog is probably mad at me for calling him mgm’s beta boy toy.
Stucky mentioned limits on number of people allowed in the library at one time plus only 1 hour computer time.
ec got caught jumping the border one too many x–
a mandatory year in the maricopa county ail,wearing pink clothes & eating bologna sandwiches–
🙂 very funny Tred.
Stucky- There was real magic around here when we had the crew fighting, loving and bitching all day and into the wee hours. EC and I took the night shift and it was really a hoot with your irreverent articles, QOTD, back biting and occasional shitfests.
Please don’t come in with a hit and run just to get the old geezers yammering again. We need ya Stuck……
What Bea said….
Come on Stucky! Get yourself some data of your own and return to the playpen with all the shit monkeys..
We miss ya bud!
too funny.. let’s hope Stucky can find time to fight his way back to computer to read this thread. I think he’d get a charge outta it….
Is there a gofundme or something similar for getting Stucky a computer and web access? If so, please post on TBP so we can contribute.
I just sent it to Jim. Just send a VAT tax (donation) with it. HAHA
rins,
that’s a nice write up & i do admire your carpentry skills–
however,on behalf of all the guys here i do have one request–please don’t ever post a pic of yourself b4 or after you’ve used that shower–
speaking of nature,you guys get out there & enjoy that corn moon that’s out tonight–
it’s big,bright,and beautiful–
I’m 172 in the comment parade, but so happy to hear from you!
Yours is a refreshing blast of well placed obscenities that one would hope, could scare the piss out of the elitists and restore common sense to America.
Well, one can hope!
May you have the grace to endure life’s obstacles and the comfort to know that you are loved by many here at TBP.
Ahhh, glad to see you’re back and doing well. I really missed your polite, civil, well mannered, measured, and thought provoking responses to the many posters here.
Am I too late? Stuck welcome back ! Great to see the TBP house band back together.
Cannot wait for the Admin, Stuck and HSF discussions in the near future.
As one who reads a lot and makes the occasional brief comment, there is a shit load of stuff to catch up on. Enjoy.
I sure am sorry for your mom and you.. I’m glad you can blow off steam here. Your comment about needing ‘Good Cops’ is very pertinent. Best to you and yours.
Liked your post and looking forward to your BLM post.
Hi, all. Thanks for the VERY VERY warm “welcome back” comments.
I wish I could reply to all of them ….. BUT, I only get 1 hour here in the library … sometimes they give me an extra half hour … and I need to spend it writing the article (which will be somewhat lengthy).
I appreciate the offer from you fine souls to buy me a laptop (I actually have internet connection at mom’s house.) I cannot accept such a generous offer. It truly sucks to be poor again … the medical expenses (even with good insurance) are kinda devastating.
However, there are certainly many people worse off than me. COVID has also devastated people, not just in lives lost, but in jobs lost … and many wonder where their next meal is coming from. So, I have no complaints … only gratitude for the blessings I do have.
May the force be with you.
Stucky, I think they’re asking you to help them throuth the next few months, not asking you to accept charity. It’s just 150 bucks.
Sorry to hear your Mom is suffering so much, Stuck. You sure have had more than your share of grief and hardship. I’m very glad to know you’re still around….and still full of piss and vinegar. Your courage and fortitude are incredible.
Interesting times we live in, to say the least.
Take the gift of a computer, if the TBP crowd wants to pass the hat for one. It isn’t charity.They want to read what you write, without depending on an undependable collapsing public venue like the library, which is still apt to be closed down as not. imho.
I’m with Eddie on this, in toto.
I was already sent enough by Articles of Confederation on your behalf for a laptop. I bought a Lenovo for $330 a few weeks ago.
Admin- I’m on a laptop in the middle of BFE that only cost $149/15.6″ ACER Chromebook. Works just fine, so no excuse for Stucky not to be here stirring the shit daily.
Quick question …
Is El Coyote still around??
Did Maggie REALLY get banned?? Wow. (If so, and if you’re still lurking Maggie …. I still miss and love you even if you were a “bad” girl, and always will. My loyalties are not easily extinguished.)
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So so sorry to hear about bb and Keyser ….both fine and decent and intelligent fellows! 🙁 🙁 (Hey bb, say ‘hello’ to Ms. Freud — who also waits for me in heaven.) 🙂 🙂 🙂
EC is still around.
Read your email. The monkeys want you around more often.
Stuck;
Mags has a FB page called ‘See MO’ Bootheel Friends’. Here’s the About description –
This is a community of people who want to share photos, memories and fellowship about growing up or visiting family and friends in the Bootheel Missouri area. Submit photos/posts to [email protected].
She’s been pretty busy with that.
Sorry for not replying sooner. I have not had the energy or desire to write much, only lately had the sense of humor to make a couple of wisecracks. Aside from the pain of pancreatitis, I had the displeasure of seeing a couple of assholes pile on Big Red. I can say that knowing her Texas country girl grit, she did not leave because of fleashit’s shit.
I imagine she left because she felt betrayed by the one she called TBP’s yenta, a busybody who goes around contacting TBPers with offers of ersatz friendship and Nazi salvation. After he had exchanged several emails and phone calls to make her feel he was a genuine friend, he had the gall to pat her on the head, telling her she was a good painter and should stick to that instead of bothering the menfolk with her opinions.
If you went back and read her comments, she is an independent thinker. In contrast, Yokes bleats the same timeworn message about the Jews. She is a creative spirit who loves people while Yokes and his band of destroyers only talk of killing and destruction.
AOC suggested I was doing peyote buttons when I said I got a message that the forgotten one would be back after the 4th of July to set things right. I hardly doubted it was talking about you. I have sorely missed you (and LLOPH). I’m reminded of the song Paul wrote for John after Lennon dropped out of the music scene – The Long and Winding Road. I pray that you have the strength to jawbone the horde of Philistines encamped here.
“Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?”
I always like mygirl, she had alot to add.
Admin
For some reason, while I can see my recent (today’s) comments and also yours … I don’t see them when I go to the article. I’ve had that problem before here at the library.
Anyway, you wrote;
I am stunned. Totally and absolutely overwhelmed. I’m sitting here with tears running down my cheeks … literally, and if I’m lying the Lord should strike my children dead. I am speechless.
Articles of Confederation … all I can say from the bottom of my heart is thank you … no a thousand thank you’s. It doesn’t seem like it’s enough.
Fuckmeded … here I want to say more and just just my 3-minute library warning to “Please save your work and log off. Your time has almost expired..”
Admin … you still have my South Plainfield Address? if not I’ll send you an email tomor
This is what you have helped develop, Stuck. It’s the real deal when the chips are down.
You should email me your address. Are you at your old place or your mother’s place?
Don’t get your heart all aflutter, Admin said he bought a Lenovo. You might be getting his old Trash 80 laptop or Commodore 64.
I had a TRS-80 Model III as a child…learned to sling BASIC on it. Great computer back in the day!
Stucky, welcome back, sir. Looking forward to your first essay written on your new laptop. May good fortune find you.
The only thing missing is the cigar.
GET THE DAMN COMPUTER!!!
I would like to thank Articles of Confederation on his kindness.
No thanks necessary! I told you all before that I was paid back many times over.
Just hook that bad boy up to the Interwebz and start slinging shit again!
What’s wrong with you people? Stalling the comment count out at 198. Means I have to pull an EC claim.
200. NOT!
Here’s the true actual real-deal.
What an excellent article to claim a 200!!!!!
Ah, the nostalgia, it flows.
You describe a human being in much distress and pain and its your nightmare because she cries and screams for nothing? I understand it sux but try a little compassion for an obvioulsy suffering person who brought you to Planet Earth.
Do you have any idea what Stuck has been dealing with? Do you even care, you fucking prick? That’s quite possibly the most fucked up, insensitive and wholly inappropriate comment I’ve seen in a very long while. Until you have been knee-deep in such a horrible experience, especially after the tragedies he has endured lately, you got no room to talk. Until you’ve had to watch someone you love live that nightmare, you should shut the fuck up. You resemble a total asshole that used to hang out here, a complete ass-wipe I liked to call Holdingwood Rob.
Shove your self-serving faux ‘compassion’ square up your gaping asshole.
Update on the Stucky computer situation. His mother’s house has internet connection. His laptop has been ordered and should arrive in a week or so due to the generosity of Articles of Confederation and Eddie, who footed the entire cost. We will have Stucky all the time.
Wonderful news. And special thanks to Articles of Confederation and Eddie for their generous gift.