BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Via The Babylon Bee

OSLO—The Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced the recipients of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize: Black Lives Matter peaceful protesters who burned down communities and violently beat all who stood in their way.

BLM protester and Antifa member Bryce Hapley accepted the award on behalf of all the incredibly peaceful protesters across the United States.

“Nobody has done more for peace than these brave peaceful protesters,” a Nobel Committee spokesperson said while presenting the award to the young man, clad in all black and wielding a bike lock. “Every thrown brick, every bloodied citizen, and every burned-down low-income housing community represents another step toward world peace.”

“This may be the most deserving recipient since Barack Obama.”

Hapley immediately hurled the Nobel medal through the window of a nearby Starbucks in the name of peace.

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5 Comments
Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
September 18, 2020 4:15 pm

Acid sarcasm to provide Friday’s Happy Hour the right perspective.

Make Auntie’s a triple, S.V.P.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 18, 2020 4:35 pm

When I saw the headline, I assumed it was true.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 18, 2020 5:43 pm

If Obama can win one…why not?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 19, 2020 2:56 am

My dog deserved it more than 44.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
September 19, 2020 1:58 pm

Why, did your dog only start 5 wars while he was president?