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57 Comments
RiNS
RiNS
November 18, 2020 7:27 am

The Lizard and the Snakeman..

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  RiNS
November 18, 2020 9:45 am

From The Falcon and the Snowman, great piece.

Pat
Pat
November 18, 2020 7:28 am

Hey Jack, i dont think covid came from a wet market in Wuhan, i think it came from your beard.

Mygirl....maybe?
Mygirl....maybe?
  Pat
November 18, 2020 10:34 am

Power mad insanity…

CCRider
CCRider
November 18, 2020 7:38 am

Would you buy a used car from either one of these two creeps?

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  CCRider
November 18, 2020 10:59 am

Not a chance in hell.

Hollow man
Hollow man
November 18, 2020 8:25 am

Self appointed masters of your universe

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
November 18, 2020 8:38 am

Scheize and Vogel, the Scheizevogels

brewer55
brewer55
November 18, 2020 8:39 am

A wannabe jihadist and a dweeb…what a quinella.

ASIG
ASIG
November 18, 2020 8:54 am

Would you prefer to choose for yourself what information you have access to, what you can see or not see or would you prefer to let these two make those decisions for you?

Who in the world would choose these two?

Toujours Pret
Toujours Pret
November 18, 2020 9:08 am

American Gothic 2020

Mark Baumann
Mark Baumann
  Toujours Pret
November 18, 2020 11:56 am

maybe Anti-American Gothic

Botclan
Botclan
November 18, 2020 9:11 am

What It’ll be boys the gallows or the wall

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 18, 2020 9:14 am

You probably could not tell but we are a couple

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 19, 2020 2:15 am

Who gets the strap-on first tonight?

John
John
November 18, 2020 9:26 am

Whoever the winner is their comments will be removed!

MaddMatt
MaddMatt
November 18, 2020 9:28 am

Predator -vs- Alien

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 18, 2020 10:00 am

The soulless faces of the new technocracy…..

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
November 18, 2020 10:30 am

Targets… for my spitball shooter.

Dammit now I have to clean the monitor.

D. Dalip
D. Dalip
November 18, 2020 10:37 am

‘The Holocaust’

Stucky
Stucky
November 18, 2020 10:41 am

“Hey, Mark, why does it look like you still get your hair cut by your mommie?”

“I don’t know Jack. Why do you look like the CEO of Rasputin Razors?”

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
November 18, 2020 10:58 am

Antifa meets I Robot.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
November 18, 2020 11:00 am

Six takeaways from the hearings:

1. The social media industry does not fear the US Government.
2. The social media industry will do whatever it damned well pleases.
3-6. See item 1.

Henry Ford
Henry Ford
November 18, 2020 11:19 am

Paleo human vs 4th industrial revolution thing.

Mark Baumann
Mark Baumann
November 18, 2020 11:30 am

WTF and WTF
What? and Why?

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
November 18, 2020 11:40 am

Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum

Undeniable
Undeniable
November 18, 2020 11:54 am

ALL YOUR OPINIONS BELONGS TO US.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
November 18, 2020 12:14 pm

F’ You we will do what we want.
We will censor everyone who disagrees with us.

Dutchman
Dutchman
November 18, 2020 12:18 pm

Kung Fu meets Soi Boy

Tony
Tony
November 18, 2020 12:28 pm

What, me worry?

Tried to drop a picture of Alfred Newmen here but it didn’t work.

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
November 18, 2020 12:30 pm

All we need is Biden to be “Lucky Pierre ” and boy what fun we’ll have .

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 18, 2020 12:32 pm

The Homeless and the Honky.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 18, 2020 12:48 pm

Don’t worry, the pigs will eat the clothes too.

Pogrom
Pogrom
November 18, 2020 1:13 pm

What if Gandalf and Frodo had just said fuck it and kept the ring?

Bad Brad
Bad Brad
November 18, 2020 1:30 pm

We are no good for nothing, lying sacks of sh*t.
Prove us wrong.

overthecliff
overthecliff
November 18, 2020 1:44 pm

LIARS___Josh Hawley made Mark Zuckerberg out to be a liar yesterday. Z looked to be incompetent or a liar. When you have 50 billion dollars incompetence is out of the question.

delow24
delow24
  overthecliff
November 18, 2020 4:35 pm

Cuckerberg just sent his andriod over to participate in the call.

Machinist
Machinist
November 18, 2020 1:46 pm

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fisheye
fisheye
November 18, 2020 1:51 pm

VOTED MOST ADMIRED C.I.A. CEO’S

Machinist
Machinist
November 18, 2020 1:53 pm

Heckle & Jekyll

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Overlord Undersecretary
Overlord Undersecretary
November 18, 2020 2:08 pm

Rasputin and the Plucked-Chicken Emperor take a moment out from planning your life to mug for the captive media.

Peaceout
Peaceout
November 18, 2020 2:10 pm

“Who’s the homeless guy?”

McCain's Tumor
McCain's Tumor
  Peaceout
November 18, 2020 6:26 pm

Zuck: “No idea who the homeless guy is, but the collective will terminate him.”

WDS
WDS
November 18, 2020 2:14 pm

“We’ll do whatever we want and censor whomever we want because there are no consequences.”

Prove me wrong

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
November 18, 2020 2:31 pm

– Bag of totalitarian shit #1 and pile of totalitarian shit #2.

or

– Two incredibly malignant tumors.

McCain's Tumor
McCain's Tumor
  Auntie Kriest
November 18, 2020 3:03 pm

What, you got somethin’ against malignant cell masses? I resent that.

RiNS
RiNS
November 18, 2020 3:30 pm
Muscledawg
Muscledawg
November 18, 2020 4:29 pm

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum

delow24
delow24
November 18, 2020 4:33 pm

Why are scruffy gandalf and an android on a zoom call together?

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 18, 2020 4:58 pm

looks like they’re dressed up 4 a gay wedding–
credit to my daughter-
btw,zuckerberg doesn’t look well–

Lil Angel
Lil Angel
  TampaRed
November 18, 2020 11:30 pm

Must be all the lovin vibes sent his way – you know, like reverse prayers…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 18, 2020 6:14 pm

Which Star Trek villain would you shoot first?

McCain's Tumor
McCain's Tumor
  YourAverageJoe
November 18, 2020 6:36 pm

Both of them.

wildhorses
wildhorses
November 18, 2020 7:09 pm

Mind-machine interface manipulators

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
November 18, 2020 10:44 pm

You too can have beard like mine Mark. With a lot of Tren Dianabol and synth test. Unfortunately my testicles Shriveled up and fell off.

Sisofia
Sisofia
November 19, 2020 3:38 am

Zuckerborg has an uncanny resemblence to Mr. Potato Head.

bigfoot
bigfoot
November 20, 2020 1:42 am

San Fran Sidewalk Man and Cootie imagining Killary in a bikini and asking them to come see her sometime.