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Woo Hoo. Let the games begin. Happy Friday all!!!
a classic!
Tried to get them to do a 50th Anniversary Re Enactment. They hung on me.
it’s gonna be big
BLM and Antifa creeps are free to be irresponsible, are they not?
Excuse me, can you help me? The most essential element of covid-19 is idiots who believe everything the corrupt politicians and media tell them. Do you have any of those for sale? I run a shooting range and I need them for target practice.
Went to dentist. Had to wait outside until called, wear mask to and from chair but not in chair. WTF?
This virus is incredibly stupid. You can totally fool it if:
– you’re sitting down
– you’re more than six feet away from any other person
– you’re rioting and stealing stuff
– you get home before 10 PM
– you’re wearing a mask, even though the pores in the mask are thousands of times bigger than the stupid virus!
Which proves politicals and media are even more stupid than the virus… who’d a thunkit.
I don’t think anyone is surprised by that.
Whooda thunk it? Every sentient human on the planet.
I NOT comply!!
“pores in the mask are thousands of times bigger than the stupid virus”
Depends on the mask – N95 masks are rated at 95% of particles 2.5 microns or larger. Coronavirus runs at .125 microns (notice the decimal point). That’s only a factor of 20.
From one Betty to another.
Bob P’s comment better be …
For AG Billy Barr…
Food Porn…
OK, corona’s over, back to work!
This is for us that think tattoos on a fine female body is bs. Permanent f.f.s’, ps, no females.
This one I can understand.
Photoshop?
I just love them all
Wow!
I asked her out, and I’ll tell you her answer when she stops laughing.
Wow!
I asked her out. I’ll tell you her answer when she stops laughing.
It seems that the really pretty ones rarely feel the urge to have themselves tattooed. Strange, innit?
Yes! Me too. Yes!
ME LIKE !
Ok, here it goes….
That’s just groady to the max!
Tats just suck
Ugliest cyclops I’ve ever seen; his ears are backwards.
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(Oops, I didn’t know responses were down here, so I have some doubles.)
A GREAT piece of art !
Sally: Mom, dad, I’d like you to meet my …….
Mix ,it depends on the tattoo AND which female body .
You obviously HAVEN’T seen enough female bodies
enhanced by great art work .
Except that she is an MTF.
I applied but I only got the position of Nancy Pelosi ass fixer. I got fired because I kept fixing her face by mistake.
And not much success there Bob, that face still looks like hell.
Because that ass is like 40 psi and Tom Brady likes it at 12.
Is the tatted guy afraid to show his boobs??
Dude stole the chicks bikini top…
I love pear shaped asses
Where do I sign up?
HAMPSTER DEISURE ???
Screw the pizza, buy that girl a corn dog.
You’re welcome!
Heavenly Father, please bless and protect our Elected President, Donald John Trump, and protect him from those that would do him harm.
We ask you continued blessing of America, the One Country that cites you at its Founding.
We ask these things in the Lord Jesus Name…Amen.
Amen!
Now that’s a gal with pizzazz.
What a moron! MacAfee disks work much better.
One place you will never see me. The mall.
This is Jerry Nadler’s joint, isn’t it?
Beautiful Mission, SD
Can you recommend an appropriate implement for Joe Biden’s ass?
A spiked field harrow
Ouch!!
A hoe…never mind, he already has one.
Good One Dude!
Saguaro cactus
Gentlemen, the above platitude is nice, its that some of us will not see the sunrise…..
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Molone Labe !
Yeah, but Washington’s crew didn’t have to face a bunch of shrieking Karens.
Shriek back with your middle finger and walk away, don’t give them power by speaking, walk away.
Correction; And you preserved it because you were sick…SICK AND TIRED OF THEIR SHIT!!!
Those fuck heads make Me sick. I have not been wearing my mask in a few stores grocery shopping and NO one has stopped me or said anything to me! People grow a pair, push your chest out and walk free. Don’t fear, once you do this each time you will begin to see more doing the same. I am a healthy 71 y/o and I haven’t been sick so if I can find the courage to do it alone shopping you fucking better do it too. They are lying to us, there is no pandemic it’s a political weapon against you. Stand up damn it!
FUCKING A !
Aric,
Where are you located?
Greenland?
Same here.
A beautifully Patriotic message!
Worth repeating…
So I will !
Dear Mr. Castle,
That’s fine. I got a job switching votes for Dominion Voting Systems.
Fred Jones
Bob , can you get me a job too ? Asking for a friend .
You’ll have to ask Mr. Jones.
Thanks for nothing Bob .
It’s what I do best.
??? DUDE! ???
Well, definitely better job than a shopping cart wrangler!!!
Same with Pheasants
Properly dressed and hang-cured; stuffed with wild rice, pearl onions, mushrooms, sherry wine nd secret herbs and spices; basted with butter; roasted in an oven ever so carefully until the meat falls off the bone just at the suggestion of a knife and fork.
Victuals worthy of the Gods.
Breaded and fried pheasant breast schnitzel with red cabbage and German hot potato salad
YUM! When do we eat!
Seasoned, dredged in flour, browned in skillet. Add mushrooms, cover with half & half, cover skillet and cook until the meat falls off the bone. Serve over wild rice and a green vegetable on the side. So good, it will make you slap yo momma.
An elderly friend who passed a way a few years back gifted me his old hunting shotgun. He grew up in rural South Dakota and during the Depression hunted pheasants to bring his Mom something to prepare for dinner. Back in the ’30s the State law was that you could only shoot two a day. He told me that one day, he had one lucky shot and ricochet and dropped seven. He looked around nervously and smuggled them home to his Mom. Otherwise, he was a law abiding citizen.
Hey , shit happens .
Small penis club
How about Fuck You and the horse you rode in on. I’m sure neither of you have a penis…fucking bitch!
Santa in SD
I don’t believe you. Santa has no beard. His elf is too big. I don’t see a bag of toys. And I can’t believe that contraption would fly. Stop lying, Cow Doc!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe…
Cow Doc , I have a photo of my grandfather , delivering mail in a horse drawn sleigh ,
in North Dakota in the 1920’s or 1930’s . He was a rural mail carrier , part time , while being a full time farmer .
I was born in N.D . in 1952 , on his farm .
My In Laws are from ND and SD, they all live in Fargo now. What I call the Great White North.
CD,
do you remember this?
I have no idea why it’s age restricted (maybe so as not to hurt those ND feelings 😉
They weren’t called “The Fighting Sioux” back then for nothing
If N.D. had Gordie Howe…
Those DAMNED “FEELINGS” AGAIN!
I’ve led a MUCH sheltered life, my hats off to you sir…..
Where is the picture of you and the gov shooting peasants together?
I could only wish and dream
She is in my dreams, as well. All of her ads for SD tourism appear to be making her known nationally for ’24.
Ron DeSantis 2024…
I like Ron, as well, but Kristi is so good looking.
DeSantis/Noem 2024
I’d vote for either one but SD is my favorite vacation spot and I live in Colorado.
Don’t waste your money. Phat Phuck Noodles is far better.
I don’t eat at Phat Phuck because I cannot stand Nadler and his underarm pants.
He’s a F’ng Oompah Loompah
DOUBLE DUDE !!
DUDE !
Annddd THE SMELL…………………………………………………….Of nadler!
I agree with Bob P, every time I’ve been to that place I get Hung Chow.
Just don’t buy the one with kernels of corn in it.
Or the peanuts!
Just like the lezbo that wanted to ban eating out, Poleass will close this place down an ban fudge packing. Not for them of course.
and we do ordain and establish that the traitors who tried to steal the election will be frog marched in shackles to prison where they will share a cell with Longfellow Bangbottom for the rest of their unnatural lives.
Why waste the space and have to feed them . High Treason , punishable by DEATH !
I would be happy and honored to do the deed !
They can’t suffer when they’re dead.
Organic farming at the corner of ND, MT & Canada.
No fuel, no machinery, no fertilizer, no pesticide, stone tools, human scarecrows, plant, weed and harvest by hand. Dawn to dusk. Dies the Fire.
Or SOLITARY!
5 YEARS IN SOLITARY, with the LEAST amount of HUMAN contact,
Then the SENTENCE!
Pissed off … from being shit upon …
Two questions:
What is the reward?
Dead or alive, and, if dead, will their heads suffice?
Preferably on a pike
Make sure to find enough additional folks to fully cover all the spikes on the fence going around the white house.
So a domestic robot, a homeless vagabond and (to paraphrase sleepy creepy gropie joe) a seven eleven worker walk into a bar….
And the bartender says ” Get The Fuck Out ” !
Should be beaten to death by Louisville Slugger, starting at the toes and working up.
One with barbed wire wrapped around it !
Until it changes shape or starts on fire
Im beginning to LIKE this Lama guy!!!
That’s a pheasant looking gal there!
Dear and pheasant, now that’s a successful hunt.
I’d eat that
Now that is one smart dog!
Every cowgirl has a cattle dog that will bite the piss out of you for no reason!
Oh, there’s a reason. He knows what you’re thinking.
A gal for the FALL!………………………………..Season!!
Bilbo’s adventure was a flop.
A typo. She meant Mr. DILDO.
Well, have a nice trip.
See ya next fall.
Walk much?
It’s all the fault of that dangerous straw that should have been banned! It tricked her into trying to walk and suck at the same time when it knew she couldn’t do both!
Sure wish I was there to CATCH HER!
Another, less than common, reason for CCW
You already HAVE a CCW . It’s called the 2nd amendment .
What part of ” Shall NOT be infringed ” don’t you understand ?
Agreed
Depends on if they’re living in a socialist state where they freely accept unconstitutional government restrictions.
Nice moniker Clay.
Oh shit……OH SHIT…OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
Wild boar are nothing to be trifled with. My brother, Commander in the Navy, ret., went on a wild boar hunt with some friends that owned a bunch of land in Texas. I think his rifle was a .308, but he didn’t land one and was out of ammo (not that he’s a bad shot, just the conditions of the day… or maybe a four round limit challenge/dare which these guys tend to come up with). Just when he was hiking back to the truck a huge male boar emerged from the water and charged. Fortunately he had a .45 as a side arm and the calm to point and drop the boar as it charged. It fell about ten feet away.
Nerves of Steel
Hand gun vs a huge boar? Lucky shot I’m guessing. Or a very good marksman. Congratulations.
If they have decent cutters, you can get some money for the skull. Check out ebay.
I have two on fireant beds as I write.
Egyptian beetles are faster…just sayin’.
Still not drunk enough to find me attractive. Get back to me when they’re just short of catatonic.
That’s not quite how I pictured her back door.
Of all the great business ideas out there . . . this isn’t one.
Maybe better with a diving board??
That forklift with the RV picture. that’s how they brought my car out from the impound lot after it was stolen. My car was out of gas is why I got it back quick.
The snake with it’s head stuck is how I painted my ride..rattle can AKA Mescan paint job.
Here I thought UFO tents were bullshit.
Must have been Dorthy’s tent.
Ever heard of stakes?
Prob not, he runs like a vegetarian.
He was using them but they were high stakes!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/12/balloon-boy-hoax-fort-collins-10-years-later/3954659002/
Darwin Contestants
You shall not pass! I know crotch-fu!
Wrong number.
And these people are allowed to vote.
That sidewalk should be accessible for mentally handicapped drivers!
But it said on GPS turn left at 30 feet instead of 20
Female Chinese driver.
I DRIFT…you NOT!!!
Darwin finalist
It makes sense when you learn that nkit was in the seat next to her and was getting frisky.
GAWD , I wish my Ex wife would have done that !
Elf – I actually saved my ex wife from drowning, TWICE. Had I only known, I could have saved a bunch of money and gotten a nice insurance check to boot.
I hear ya Bro . Hind sight is 20/20
I hope she was in England
10 for originality, 2 for execution.
Table that motion.
Where I live the water table is down 200ft, his is on the surface.
I’m reminded of our prospects for returning to normality as they ramp up the covid nonsense yet again.
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away
Hahahaha stupid fucking cat.
How stupid can he be to try this twice?
If at first you don’t succeed…
Yep. That’s what I have always been told. “if at first you don’t succeed; just keep on sucking til you do suck seed.”
New styled CPR
The camera man wound up adopting………………………………………………children!
I’m cool, it’s cool
I meant to do that.
Biden imitator.
Cat like reflexes.
Oh, racist ostriches piss me off!
Not me
Payback for the reporter’s ancestors stealing Ostrich eggs in the homeland.
These nits are delish!
That’s one big black bean.
What a pecker
The ostrich was obviously trained in fake new detection!
And then a-splish, splash
I jumped back in the bath
Well, how was I to know
There was a party goin’ on?
GOOD GOD! D. Clark looks barely ……………20!!
She was the splash of the party.
Hair of the dog…
I know I have a warped sense of humor, but that’s so funny!! Haahha
Almost hit it, keep trying.
Well what did you expect , ya Cum Dunt !
Even I have enough sense to get out of the street.
Typical, blame the driver while standing in road filled with water. Just take responsibility for being stupid