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just wait till the tyke starts walking
The dog will be relieved. Then he won’t have to crawl any more.
Gotta make me one of those ! Not so I can shoot at it , But
“Because it’ll hurt more ” !
I told you the elephant pool wasn’t big enough.
The little one is a kid
So that’s how their trunks become so long! I wonder if it’ll work on…………oh, never mind!
I’ve been pulling on it for decades and it doesn’t get any longer–well maybe temporarily.
Bright idea!
Or you could just use needle-nose pliers.
A small potato always works.
Disappointed. I was hoping a butane filled bottle ignited by the filament. Why am I thinking like this? Oh yeah, I’m on the TBP site.
That doesn’t always work.
Ok nkit
Stop screwing around!
Hillbilly deluxe.
Cannot do that with a double insulated plug.
You can if you trim the wide prong down.
That is true, not that I would ever do something like that 😎
Damn humans !
I’m generally sure he can fly.
fuckin’ showoff..
Woop De Doo !
I can do that… in theory.
And that’s the story on how come I have all this hair on my thumb.
Beware the patient man.
I know where she keeps it.
Ahh, she swallows!!
She needs hardware.
You have GOT to be shitting me Mix !
Tell me that isn’t what I think it is .
I’d buy a ticket to be close by when they both short out at the same time.
I was never a fan of Busch Light…I am now.
Glade Plug Ins?
O M G !
At least she wont miss any steps!
Best 2 outta 3 and he just might score tonight !
Later that evening when Mrs. Cat came home and caught Mr. Cat in a perverted embrace with that hussy of a chicken, feathers really began to fly.
So that’s where Kitten Mc Nuggets come from.
Fag chicken
I’m too chicken to move.
looks like somebody knows how to hot wire a car .
Hahaha fuck ’em
Nice bum
Crotch rocket.
You want a piece of me ?
Oh, come on. Who would ever wear a dumb mask in public?
Mask? I thought that was Schumer.
Chuck or Amy ?
Clothes on…must be Chuck.
Look at the mouth…could be either one!
Now who’s gonna call me a fat, ugly momma?
Shinequa getting ready for date night.
Shit, there’s a bee.
Trick or treat, smell my feet.
Hurt your clit, soy boy?
I hate clitorical questions.
Now she is bored out.
Taint and both sides.
Best line of that whole damn movie.
Charlie Brown and Lucy team gymnastics
Atta boy Charlie but now you better run.
Okay, we need to add, “Driving into walls is not recommended,” to the owner’s manual.
Won’t happen until after a massive payout for not having mentioned it before…
. . . which might give someone an idea, LOL.
My aunt did the same thing on her wedding day in my parents’ front yard went straight across the street into the neighbor’s hedges.
I didn’t care for that vid. No offense.
No fence taken…
I’d be freaked too
No useful purpose at all unless you like emptying litter boxes and wrecked furniture.
His first banged-by-pussy. See him smiling?
It was so cute till momma bear showed up.
African catnip.
Ordered something like that for dessert at Prom and the F’ng waiter spilled it at damn near set me and the rented tux on fire.
Ready to receive.
Receive?
Body of Christ?
Body of Bob
Dream Big Bob !
Keep the pink things out of there
Ahhh, 1 ballot, 10 votes.
Damn kid. That’s what I wanted to do.
Dancing for dinner
Me and Average Joe , we LOVE dogs !
Don’t forget me!! dogs dogs dogs…
They are true Angels and always forgive us.
not really a fail.. just real fucken cool!
It’s a fail ever since they paved Pikes Peak
A good friend of mine lived on the west slope of Pike’s Peak, where there are a an assortment of mountain homes, about 9600′ elevation. As his guests, my wife and I went with him on a driving tour of the Pike’s Peak main tourist road. About half way up he shouted “I’ve lost control!”, and we veered towards certain doom. He actually steered us onto a unseen parking lot on the edge that no visitor would know of. Not f’in funny, correction it is f’in hilarious. In my defense, I didn’t panic, I just braced for impact and immediately laughed at the joke.
The old wet willy stroke.
Always wondered what those things were useful for.
“Brakes over, grab your mop”.
Women will go to great lengths to get away from Cow Doc.
They’ve figured out I’m afraid of heights
Is she a crack addict?
She’s good with tight cracks, me too.
I’m with Auntie Kriest , over sized negro males , playing with an orange sphere .
AKA Monkey Ball
Communist Chinese agents
Impressive.
Now, add 2 + 2 = ?
That’s 22 , isn’t it ?