WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Hottest Toy For Christmas 2020

Walmart Express

Move over Little Engine that could, and hey Chuggington there is no room for you in this space. They don’t have 4 wheel drive, but there are 16 wheels in total, along with 4 social security cards, and 2 cartons of cigs, with a side of chew.

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Check out Mad Max: Lonely Road. Seriously dude, you must be huffing way too much of that silver dust if you think you’ll pull any tail in that ride.

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What you don’t see if his buddy following him around with an old school boombox playing ‘Foxy Lady’ on repeat.

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Saggin’ Level: Expert.

1586CA

But I’m gonna get even man. He’s gonna get too close to the truck one day. I’ll bite his fucking ear off. That’s a f*cking promise man, you f*ck with me too long, you get f*cked with….Ahh, I’m all talk, f*ck me, I know. How can I bite his ear off? I can’t even bite through the f*cking rope, you know. I talk out my ass.

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What? This place exists? How is it not the most famous place in the world for being the best place on Earth? Getting in my car now, I’ll keep you guys posted.

1747NC

Umm, where the hell is your kid going to lay now that there is a big engine under the cart?

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It’s “bring sexy back” not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”. Thanks for ruining such a great word by the way.

Sit back, pop a couple of grapes and enjoy this Who Wears It Better: Purple Nurple Edition. So my purple people eaters, which outfit makes you ‘Grimace’ the least?

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He looks like the loneliest person to ever wear that shirt.

Today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” we’ve got a doozy! So who wears short shorts the best, the woman who’s carpet matches the drapes or the mad scientist?

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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7 Comments
Cow Doc
Cow Doc
December 12, 2020 1:14 pm

I think everyone needs a little Biscuits and Porn right now…😂😂😂😂😂

Squid
Squid
December 12, 2020 2:48 pm

The rolling trash heap looks to have Texas plates. It might even be a Houston Art Car Parade entry, or something of the sort. He’ll probably be fine as far as the ladies go–the ones who can appreciate an ‘ironic’ gesture, anyway. But he’s probably giving the cops a lot to cite him for.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Squid
December 12, 2020 4:44 pm

I’ve been to the Art Car Museum in Houston, small but worth the trip.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
December 12, 2020 2:51 pm

Mount And Do Me had the look on his face of someone who checked out long ago.

subwo
subwo
  clayusmcret
December 12, 2020 4:03 pm

Well, better he had on that shirt instead of the watch me do me shirt. Now I understand what the clean up on isle 5 is all about.

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 12, 2020 7:44 pm

I thought the huge motorised shopping cart was kinda cool.

Old Krank
Old Krank
December 13, 2020 12:55 am

carpet matches the drapes

I don’t think this means what you think it means…