In a hurry? Throw everything in sight ON. Got polkadots and beetlejuice pants? Put em on! Have a Bill Cosby hoody? Put that thing ON! When there is a sale at Walmart, you get serious and turn it on when needed. Did anyone notice the shoes he’s rockin?
Lady, if we got paid based on how ugly we are, I’d be a millionaire by now. Welcome to America where you get money for being hot, not the other way around.
Check out DJ Rollback on the one’s and two’s! I wonder if he is spinning the PoWM rap?
To be fair, they were labeled panties and not underwear so I can see how someone might not be able to figure the step by step process involved.
Keep snickering ya little shits. When y’alls brains are getting sucked out by aliens, she will be kicked back eating whatever the hell “Bear Paws” are.
I’m just impressed you were able to dodge the bull and distract the rodeo clown long enough to steal his clothing. That’s impressive.
Do you think she bought those clothes on Rodeo Drive? Huh? Get it? Rodeo? Get it?….Sorry pronunciation is tough to convey in type.
Forget the fact that you are still wearing those jorts; how does a tear like that even happen? It’s not far left enough for gross farts, and it’s not right enough for your Copenhagen can to wear a hole.
Hey! You want a happy ending, you go to Target. You want a sloppy dry tug and pull that will nearly break your crank off while people walk by, lay down right here and enjoy.
Who owns a kangaroo? Is that a thing? Is that even legal? That aside, of the 7 people in the world who own a kangaroo, why did you bring him to Walmart?
He was recently diagnosed with “Pee Wee Herman Syndrome”. Basically your kids are distracted by him and yet you still have a sneaking suspicion not to let them watch, but for some reason you let them anyway.
Ohh look at that adorable outfit! They are just so cute at that age! You can just dress them up in whatever you want and it’s just too cute!….wait, I feel like something is off here.
They must call that an atomic wedgie because it resembles and atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud and leaves a similar path of destruction.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I guess if you have patriotic leanings you have to ask yourself a question……are you prepared to do viking shit in defense of these useless eaters? Sure the commies are a deadly threat but what the fuck are (or who) we fight for? These Walmartian MFers? I don’t think so……See the latest BS from SNOPES……..Bring on the Bugaloo.