Pffft, who needs the Olympics in London? Here in Murrica our summer games are the Beer Olympics and this guy is the Michael Phelps of rockin’ out!
Remember everyone, life is a garden; dig it…then cover it in horse manure and hope it looks better next season.
We are here to prove the correlation between tighty whiteys and plumber’s crack. BOOM!
I don’t know if she is putting her pants on to go into Walmart or taking them off to go into Walmart. All I know is we have made some sort of impact on her Walmart shopping experience, I just don’t know if it was a positive change or negative one. I guess if we get sent another pic of her inside we’ll know the answer.
Here is a fact: A bear is always cooler that a Pitbull….any type of Pitbull.
Everything else aside…why do you look so wet? It’s as if you managed to piss your pants and shirt.
Well it looks like little Bobby is still flying his Radio Flyer all over the world to escape that awful abusive drunk Alec Baldwin.
Side holster fanny packs. That’s a bold fashion strategy. But they probably said the same thing about the guy who first started wearing his hat to the side. Sure they were right about him, but ya never know.
Is that Rod Stewart? Is Rod Stewart checking out meat at Walmart? Oh, that’s not Rod Stewart? Then he just looks stupid without being famous.
Whale tale vs. bottom biscuits. A fight that will leave a stank on you that you can’t even get off with tomato juice. So let me ask you guys…you taking the over or under?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Worst part is they are fairly representative of what I see at my local one. All time worst here was a hog driving one of the electric scooters drinking a two liter of Mountain Dew. For some reason the 500 pounders in the scooters all have tattoos on their legs which you always see because they wear shorts year round. Sad state of affairs.
If you are fat, black, ugly, queer, trans, drugged, show your tats, have a lib news show, and/or shit on the street then you are today’s celeb. Or proclaim out of your ratface that the show must go on, and on, and on.