WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Here’s Sally, she likes long walks on the beach, holdin her clutch purse, and itchin crotch in isle 5. Let’s hope she’s not using one of those pizza makers to the left for dinner later.

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Well it’s officially 2021 people and I have yet to see a flying car and haven’t heard of anyone losing their job to a robot. It appears that people are still wearing sh*t that they probably shouldn’t out in public, so that should bode well for a great year for PoWM!

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Yeah sure, Monica Lewinski gets grief for sleeping with the President, but I’m guessing this one here gets a pass.

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Lookin’ like George Clinton’s mistress.

Oh thong season, you were gone before we even had a chance to enjoy you. See you next year my friend…or at any Walmart. Bad choices are year round actually.

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Keep up the hope that your caterpillar will one day turn into a butterfly…that will probably fly away from you.

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The 90’s WWF wrestler haircut is still good in my book!

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Football season starts soon, gotta get that boy ready by any means necessary! Get low and drive!!!

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I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but that guy you gave your car to so he could pimp it out was definitely not Xzibit. Unless his goal was to make your car look like the perfect spot for homeless people to have sex, then he nailed it.

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It’s always a nice surprise when the muffin tops and the pillow tops or pretty much any gross body part is hanging out AND it’s tatted up something awful. So “Who Inked It Better?” people? Also, is that George W. Bush in her tattoo tree?

Hey, where is your whip? I don’t see your hat or leather jacket either….Oh I’m sorry, I thought you were Indiana Jones the way you were searching for lost treasure there.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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2 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 9, 2021 12:50 pm

Scratching Sally looks like a dude.

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  Iska Waran
January 9, 2021 6:37 pm

Which one? First or last … there was a real effort to open and close the Walmart tribute with style I think. Of course, that would mean someone devoted creative thought to People of Walmart.