I’m sure this dude is still pickin’ up mad hunnies in that ride, but if you’re not gonna put 20″ spinners on the thing then why bother? Am I right or am I right?
Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out.
Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see it.
Mr. and Mrs. Claus look like their on a much needed vacay. Nice little trip to see the grandkids perhaps.
Here are a few of our favorite costume submissions. Which one stands apart to you guys? Personally I’m udderly impressed with one….
Gotta keep a stash of sweets for his sweets, ya feel me?
I feel like this is one of those children’s games on a restaurant placemat where you have to connect the numbered dots to see the image.
We were going to title this edition of Who Wears It Better as “Mississippi Mudbutts” since that’s where both photos were taken. But before I could think of anything to say I realized what a good band name that would be. So to all you aspiring musicians out there looking for a name for your new rip-off Mumford and Son band here you go and we expect 10%.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I need to get a speedo.
Don’t forget the potato.
It goes in the front, not the back.
The freak in the orange jumpsuit. Yes, the one who only bought four rolls of duck tape. Something about that image seems a bit off.