Guess you could say she is a bit…strung out. Right? Get it? Lots of string like things on her. Ya know? Ehh whatever, take it or leave it.
I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.
You know how when someone sees an old unkempt single lady and refers to them as a “crazy cat lady”? It’s because unfortunately they actually exist!
If you can read this, Mrs. Claus fell off….8 days.
Man, ever since this whole DOMA thing people from all walks of life seem to be able to live freely. – “Hey Cletus. I said hey Cletus! Get down from the trailer real quick and take a look here…Does this shirt make me look gay?”
That’s one tropical drink that would put an alcoholic on his ass after one sip.
Ya right De Niro, I think we know who the real bad grandpa around here is.
Is there anything worse than the ass-crack of dawn on a Monday? I submit that there is not.
Mobile-app, Auto-mobile. Same difference right? Don’t like his profile? Just side-swipe him to the left.
All of these toys down here are cracked
Here is my beef with this hair: If you want a mohawk, do it right and go the full way. Don’t use the little hairbands to put it up when you are feeling cool just so you can wear your hair down without anyone knowing when it’s not cool. Doing things half-assed garnish no respect from me. Not really sure if everyone out there is trying to earn my respect, but I’d like to think they are.
That is the great thing about parenthood; you can pass on great life decisions like tattooing huge wings on your back.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Y’all are soooo lame!
Then you must be lamer for hanging around to criticize us.