The Rump State of America

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Florida may turn out to be the last United State – the Rump Republic of America. The rest of the states having become something un-American (or insufferably cold, such as otherwise American states like South Dakota; but perhaps such places can be warmed up).

Florida seems to be the place, if you want to show your face – without having to cover up the rest of yourself.

It has a governor who reportedly told the president selected to “go fuck yourself” after being pressured by him to turn his state into a place like most of the other states, where people are treated like prisoners and “mandated” to not show their faces, notwithstanding the inconvenient truth that Floridians have suffered less from “the virus” than states that have imposed suffering on their populations in the name of “the virus.”

The fact that this fact is not sufficient to end the suffering imposed on the people in other states in the name of “the virus” tells us much about the motives of the politicians imposing the suffering, including the president selected.

This man insists that the borders of Florida be “locked down,” Floridians prevented from leaving the state in the name of “stopping the spread” . . . while also insisting that the border with Mexico be opened, that anyone who comes here from there not be sent back there . . . “the virus” apparently not “spreading” via Mexico or Mexicans.

This same man and the men around him insist that it is racist or something very close to it to expect voters to prove they are eligible to vote, as by showing an ID prior to casting their vote – but insists that people show ID to buy cough syrup.

Unfortunately, that is also “the law” in Florida.

But there is no statewide law – or “mandate” – to wear a leaky Face Condom to avoid “impregnating” others nearby with a sickness you haven’t got (but which you could give them if you did have it, because the Face Condom stops the spread of viruses as effectively as torn condoms prevent sperm from spreading).

A few isolated cankers – Miami, Palm Beach and Tampa – tried to impose the wearing of leaky Face Condoms on people but Governor DeSantis signed an executive order back in September debarring the local gesundheitsfuhrers from imposing fines or penalties on anyone who declines to wear one.

This all by itself makes Florida worth the trip. And perhaps the stay.

It has a governor who uses executive orders to protect the rights of the people from tyranny – and imbecility.

There’s more.

Florida also doesn’t Hut! Hut! Hut! adults who choose to ride a motorcycle without a helmet – something you cannot do in a majority of the rest of the states, where the principle that the state is your parent and will decide how much risk you’re allowed to take with yourself  is firmly established. And generally applied, as evidenced by the order to wear the Face Condom, no matter how sick you aren’t or how little chance there is of getting seriously sick.

You can feel the warm air on your face in Florida.

And you don’t have to pay any state income tax in Florida – because there isn’t a state income tax.  No personal property tax applied to property such as your car, either. For a person currently living in another state, this could mean an effective raise of several thousand dollars annually, without actually getting a raise. But it amounts to the same thing when you get to keep 85 cents of every dollar you earn instead of just 70 cents.

Plus the inestimable value of not having to factor such things into life decisions such as whether to buy a car at all.

In addition to not making you pay these taxes – or wear bizarre sickness couture – Florida also respects your right to carry a gun if you like, including concealed. It is a “shall issue” state, which means the state apparat shall issue the permit, whether the state apparatchiks like it or not. You are not required to convince a judge or other species of government bureaucrat that you “need” a gun in order to carry one. 

Florida also has one other thing that may greatly account for much of the above: The presence of a large Cuban-American population. These people know what it is like to live under the kind of tyranny being imposed on Americans in other states because they lived under it, many of them, in Cuba – just 90 miles off the shore of Florida.

Back in the day, many Americans worried about the consequences of so many Cubanos paddling their way to Florida but as it turns out, it may have been a very healthy thing for America.

Or at least, what’s left of it.

In Florida.

Which could be the much-needed example of what America was that saves the rest of America from becoming what Cuba is.

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25 Comments
Auntie K.
Auntie K.
February 22, 2021 3:11 pm

Too bad the woke politicians of FLA dumped the traditional “Old Folks At Home” state anthem for a blandishment that no one knows or let alone cares about.

SeeBee
SeeBee
February 22, 2021 3:29 pm

Why did Flora-die? Because the country was shook and all the crap went down that pocket hole. (All due respect to the Floridians who do not fit that description.)

rhs jr
rhs jr
  SeeBee
February 22, 2021 3:51 pm

Thank god that stinking liberal yankee shit is mostly below Hwy 4 (think Orlando-Tampa area) ; they are the Useless Idiots that voted for Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum to be Governor, the Democrat commie druggy queer who almost won.

August
August
  rhs jr
February 23, 2021 12:38 am

Congratulations to those Floridians who narrowly dodged the Gillum bullet.
Always bearing in mind that the immediate future will include many more Gillums, everywhere. At least for while….

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  SeeBee
February 22, 2021 4:29 pm

Sounds like ice fishing. Anything dropped – like car keys – goes down the hole. It’s like Murphy’s Law only more so.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 22, 2021 3:55 pm

You also have the largest Caribbean population in the world in south FL.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  TN Patriot
February 22, 2021 8:56 pm

Anything South past Vero beach is shit.

SeeBee , Boca is shit, hence it being south of Vero beach which is also shit.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  StackingStock
February 22, 2021 9:01 pm

Last time I was in Vero Beach was 10 years ago and it was quite nice.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  TN Patriot
February 22, 2021 9:29 pm

It’s nice, but the work ethic sucks, the crime is high end. The people from Vero on south fucking suck. They should cut the state off right there. I put my time in Vero, Delray beach, Ft Lauderdale and the rest of south Fla, I’ll never go back there.

Warren
Warren
  TN Patriot
February 23, 2021 12:01 pm

Orange county Florida used to be a nice place as well, I lived there for over ten years, it was Republican bastion, Conservatives like Mel Martinez had been County Mayor for ever, the leftists have long run the city of Orlando, Orange County started to decay in the early oughts, I left in 06, and have only been back once, in 2012, and the decay was obvious, and now with the election of leftist Democrat Jerry Demmings in 2018, and a Soros DA in 2020, it will only get worse

Give it another ten years and Orange county will be a no go zone like Miami Dade.

Stucky
Stucky
February 22, 2021 3:58 pm

I live in NJ … as most know.

I feel that moving to Florida would be just like living in NJ. Too many damned Yankees.

That’s why I still like Arkansas. 99% of people in NJ couldn’t find Arkansas if you drove them to the state line and showed them the “Welcome to Arkansas” sign.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Stucky
February 22, 2021 11:36 pm

So just fucking do it ! Have some balls!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
February 23, 2021 2:15 am

I like Arkansas, too. They don’t wear funny hats and speak Yiddish.
Not yet, anyway.

StackingStock
StackingStock
  Stucky
February 23, 2021 8:36 pm

Stuck, I just sent this video to my cousin who lives in NJ, run away already, come to Florida.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 22, 2021 4:31 pm

South Dakota’s not cold. South Dakota is balmy.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Iska Waran
February 22, 2021 8:19 pm

The South Pole is cold: about -140F during a cold Winter Night (about 6 months)

August
August
  Iska Waran
February 23, 2021 12:40 am

Edmonton, on the other hand, can get a mite nippy.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
February 22, 2021 6:49 pm

Keep the fuck out. We have enough dick head new yackers here fucking up things. We do not need more shit baggery creators.

SeeBee
SeeBee
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
February 22, 2021 7:33 pm

My cousin just bought a place in Florida (aka NYS aka Nu Yawk South ). Boca. (don’t throw up). She said almost everyone was a mask wearer and deathly afraid of the ‘rona. WTF is the point of going to a State with all this FREEDUM and everyone is a compliant sheeple? For the sun? I can’t wait to see the facial tan lines on these people.

Unfortunately, Florida may have to secede from Florida.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  SeeBee
February 22, 2021 8:21 pm

Throw me in the Briar Patch ASAP.

falconfight
falconfight
February 22, 2021 7:52 pm

The two SCOTUS decisions today regarding Trump are the last two data points needed to officially declare the Republic dead. Long live the Republic. Vomiting in the mouth…

rhs jr
rhs jr
  falconfight
February 22, 2021 8:23 pm

When the soldiers protecting POTUS, SCOTUS and COTUS leave…

falconfight
falconfight
  rhs jr
February 22, 2021 9:03 pm

Leave the troops and let the NORKs or Ayatollahs or I don’t care anyMoar…nuke it during the SOTUS. My real concern is the Amerikan Empire will nuke the planet.

Warren
Warren
February 23, 2021 11:29 am

Please don’t flee Democrat run states, move to Florida and then vote Democrat because “This time it will be different” .

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Warren
February 24, 2021 12:57 am

If you are a Democrat and you think the Uncle Biden Communist Dictatorship will be different and good for Useful Idiots, you might just be a moron.