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clayusmcret
clayusmcret
March 2, 2021 9:35 am

“You know, you have the perfect ears for…say, how old did you say you were?” A. Cuomo

JB Gray
JB Gray
March 2, 2021 9:46 am

“a picture is worth a thousand words”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 2, 2021 9:47 am

“Two questions….would you like to come see my hotel room, and do you have a grandparent you no longer want to see?”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 2, 2021 9:48 am

Wanna try my zucchini?

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
March 2, 2021 9:48 am

Can I have this one George? I’m going to hug it and love it, pretty please George, let me have this one.

See K
See K
March 2, 2021 9:52 am

“I do declare mr. governor, you are the devil himself”

niebo
niebo
March 2, 2021 9:53 am

“It’s for your own good!”

pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
March 2, 2021 9:56 am

“But first you have to take off that silver crucifix…it burns…”

brian
brian
March 2, 2021 10:03 am

If you don’t say I’m the greatest then I’ll snap your neck and you’ll die of covid.

Gomer.
Gomer.
March 2, 2021 10:06 am

C.U.O.M.O. (C’mon, U Owe Me One)

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 2, 2021 10:18 am

“It puts the lotion on it’s skin.”

Creepy fucking guido jr. Take little bro freako with you to sing-sing you psychopathic fuck.

Machinist
Machinist
March 2, 2021 10:32 am

🎵 “Why don’t we get drunk and screw. I just bought a waterbed..”

Pieter in ZA
Pieter in ZA
March 2, 2021 10:32 am

It was YOU Fredo!

Auntie K.
Auntie K.
March 2, 2021 10:42 am

Auntie is so conflicted, but here goes:

1. “Hey baby, howza ’bout some nice braciole after dis reception. Youz know what I mean?”

2. “Hey shweetheart, do you ever watch The Sopranos?”

3. “Lets cut outta here and go back to my governor’s office for a little badda-bing.”

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/braciole-recipe-1965471

Steve
Steve
March 2, 2021 10:45 am

For your benefit my dear, I’m going to guide you by your ears to where you mouth needs to go. I am the Luv Gov and my wish is your command. Now, let’s let the magic begin.

ASIG
ASIG
March 2, 2021 11:04 am

I have plans to get you into an important position under me. It’ll be very beneficial to your career

Ed
Ed
March 2, 2021 11:26 am

You tell anyone about this, and you’ll be the first 22 year old to die of covid in a nursing home, capisce?

Simonsimple
Simonsimple
March 2, 2021 11:46 am

how many boxes of girl scout cookies do you need to sell?

A Dolphin Hiding
A Dolphin Hiding
March 2, 2021 11:55 am

Don’t waste a moment wondering if you were infected, we better check all your glands. Let’s start at the top.

Igor
Igor
March 2, 2021 12:14 pm

What would Joe do now?

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Igor
March 3, 2021 6:24 am

ask where her daughter is.

Bilco
Bilco
March 2, 2021 12:16 pm

Ahhhh there’s my gov. at his finest. This clown has been a thorn in the side of anyone in NY who just wants to mind their own business and be left alone. Just like his twin Schumer he has never met anything that he would not love to ban. Remember when the Progs. said that Trump would never leave,and he would have to be removed. He will be that in spades. He knows more than us,and is never wrong. Just a know it all,never wrong,talking down to people(because he is smarter) Blowhard.

RiNS
RiNS
March 2, 2021 12:19 pm

Engage in Projection with me.

El Kabong
El Kabong
March 2, 2021 12:25 pm

Ha, I was just checking her glands for possible COVID exposure.

Todd H.
Todd H.
March 2, 2021 12:54 pm

Are you 18 yet? Ah, well, YOLO.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
March 2, 2021 1:02 pm

Dont make this rape turn into a homicide.

Stucky
Stucky
March 2, 2021 1:03 pm

“I’m so sorry I killed your Grandma.”

Pablito
Pablito
March 2, 2021 1:19 pm

You broke my heart, Fredo. You broke my heart!

Fozzy Bear
Fozzy Bear
March 2, 2021 1:50 pm

“…and all I ask in return is your soul”

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Fozzy Bear
March 2, 2021 4:08 pm

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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
March 2, 2021 1:59 pm

The picture of Cuomo reminds me of Dracula. Is he trying to hide the fangs?

Todd H.
Todd H.
March 2, 2021 2:10 pm

Do you like Italian food? Wanna try my salami?

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 2, 2021 2:50 pm

Just kneel down close your eyes and open your mouth, I will do the rest

Todd H.
Todd H.
March 2, 2021 3:21 pm

Uncle Andy’s got a cream-filled cannoli to give you on your 18th birthday.

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
March 2, 2021 3:22 pm

“Your ears… they’re just like little sausages…”

todd
todd
March 2, 2021 3:50 pm

didn’t i see you on Epstein Island?

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 2, 2021 6:11 pm

All of the youg women are pretty attractive he has pretty good taste. It show us he is just a corrupt,incompetent Democrat slime and not a communist. A true communist would hit on someone like Laurie Lightfoot.

ASIG
ASIG
March 2, 2021 6:34 pm

“You might want to take lessons from Kamala”

John Doe
John Doe
March 2, 2021 7:32 pm

Did that explosive fart come from my backside or my front side? Judging by the look on your face, I’d say both. Do you like spicy meatballs? How about limp linguini? Do you like nursing homes? We have plenty of vacancies now that I’ve finally discovered the cure for getting rid of old people. Do you like media greaseballs instead of governor meatballs? Comin righta up. Hey FFFfffffredo!!!! 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 2, 2021 7:36 pm

Gov. Cuomo: “I know it was you Fredo. You Broke my heart…You broke my heart!”
Gov. Cuomo Aide: “Sir, that’s not Chris”

rhs jr
rhs jr
March 2, 2021 8:15 pm

Let’s play Poker.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 2, 2021 9:46 pm

Suck my penis bitch!

ScalpelSharp
ScalpelSharp
March 3, 2021 3:16 am

Just when I thought I was out. I want to go in.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
March 3, 2021 6:23 am

“I’m fuck’in dddrunk……….caaan I kkkisss yoooooo?

WillamC
WillamC
March 3, 2021 11:37 am

This is how I hold my Licker!

GAZ
GAZ
March 3, 2021 11:40 am

Hmmm……
…no nodules on the back of your neck …. let’s check your breasts.