Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of Joe Biden’s Day Planner

Via The Babylon Bee

Joe Biden’s day planner was left on a table at a Washington DC Denny’s this week. Before returning to the White House, our staff was able to take pictures of the contents of Biden’s rigorous schedule. It is truly amazing that a man of Biden’s age has enough vim and vigor to accomplish so much every day.

Get a closer look at one week of Biden’s activities here.

Here are just a few examples from Biden’s dense schedule:

  • Muffins
  • Nap (many, many naps)
  • Crossword puzzle day
  • Do the green screen thingy
  • Napppppp
  • Also, sleep (which is different from naps)
  • Test new drones
  • note to self: Stop using the term “colored people” it’s bad now
  • Cash that Xi money
  • Turkey (he was not sure if this was in reference to the country or the poultry)
  • Call Obama (recurring in planner. Keeps getting voicemail)
  • Tell Kamala to do the thing
  • Remember what the thing is
  • Detailed notes on who he can and cannot sniff at various events
  • Yell at cloud
  • Parsnips
  • Tape Blue Bloods (starring Tom Selleck)
  • John Wayne-a-thon
  • Strategy meeting @ CNN
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24 Comments
Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Administrator
March 19, 2021 1:30 pm

She’s a psychopath

Stucky
Stucky
March 19, 2021 12:40 pm

jeebus, that pretty much looks like my daily schedule

Auntie K.
Auntie K.
  Administrator
March 19, 2021 7:04 pm

KlassiK!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
March 19, 2021 5:54 pm

I did, but the Ho was behind him giving him a hand.