Unclear How Bad Mass Shooting Is Until Authorities Release Details Of Everyone’s Skin Color

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—According to media reports, there has been a mass shooting. As of now, it is unclear how bad the mass shooting is, or whether anyone should care about it– since authorities have not yet released the skin colors of the perpetrator and the victims.

“It’s possible this could be a horrific mass shooting we will talk about for years to come,” said one news anchor. “On the other hand, it may just be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting that we’ll forget by tomorrow since it doesn’t fit the narrative we are trying to sell right now. For the time being, please be sure to assume this shooting confirms all your most horrific biases about the state of our country. Stay tuned for more details– unless we decide you don’t really need to hear more details.”

Already, social media is buzzing with speculation and anger, confirming everything everyone already knew about how horrible the groups of people who they think are so horrible really are.

“Not surprised,” said one American. “This is America– the country where the exact people I hate are as horrible as I thought they were.”

The media has assured they will probably just hold off on reporting further details until the preferred narrative has had time to run its course.

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7 Comments
Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
March 22, 2021 4:56 pm

Yep.

I wonder why the Babylon Bee doesn’t come out of the closet and declare themselves for what they are…truth in a sea of lies.

doug grows potatoes
doug grows potatoes
March 22, 2021 7:31 pm

This may be pertinent to the ongoing slaughter in Colorado. Convenient for mr. Biden…..

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  doug grows potatoes
March 22, 2021 8:01 pm

What slaughter is going on in Colorado?

subwo
subwo
  Glock-N-Load
March 22, 2021 10:29 pm

Boulder King Soopers supermarket. Cops not saying much. One cop dead. Hundreds of cops responded. Nyt put out more info. White shooter looks like.

todd
todd
  Glock-N-Load
March 22, 2021 10:30 pm

my dad was watching tv pravda about it, i commented about the same premise they weren’t saying what “colors” were involved so we couldn’t judge how bad it was.

Buckmaster
Buckmaster
  Glock-N-Load
March 22, 2021 10:36 pm

It has been reported-but not confirmed-that 6 are dead, including 1 officer at grocery store in Republic of Boulder. Helicopter video showing possible shooter who appears to be older white guy with bald spot, wearing few clothes and supposedly bleeding being led by police to ambulance and supposedly now getting care in a hospital. Supposedly Xiden has been informed. Police keeping pretty tight lid on the story so far. Agencies from a wide area were at the scene.

Wondering if 6 people have been killed by gunfire in Chicago, Baltimore, or Philadelphia today? Guess which incident will get all the air time.

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
March 23, 2021 10:48 am

Mark my words….the shooter in Boulder we already know is fat, white and balding and it is just a matter of time until he will be identified as a white nationalist/supremacist…and probably a Trump supporter. Bottom line is that I suspect this is another ‘false’ flag shooting that were so ubiquitous before the scamdemic. I saw the same guy being interviewed on the networks with earpods and his observations about the shooting that he had just experienced sounded canned and unemotional.