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Happy Good Friday to all
“I’m an expert tattoo artist”, you said.
A Marxist portrayal of Jesus. In their world everything Christian is hideous.
Amen!!
OK, one last Good Friday pic and I am done.
Never go into shark infested waters in a rubber boat.
Here’s a heartwarming gif….
Guess which house the federal government moved 117 illegal immigrants into. I thought I’d lodge a complaint with the local government; the trash pile stayed, and I got deleted from Facebook and fired from my job.
A train in Mexico derailed on a bridge. Hundreds of passengers were killed instantly and they all show up at the Pearly Gates at once. St. Peter informs them that he may not be able to let them in together and that he’ll have to consult God first.
St. Peter goes to God and says, “Lord, hundreds of Mexicans have shown up at the gates. Can I let them all in at once?” God says, “Of course. They are all my children are they not?”
St. Peter leaves to let them all in but returns not 2 minutes later breathlessly announcing, ” Lord, I went to the gates and they were all gone!”
God replied.”All my children are gone?”
St. Peter replied, “NO! The gates! They’re gone!”
Welcome to California 12 district.
Must be some cum left over from earlier
An emergency room dr once told me Good Friday ie Lent’s end was the worst day of the year
Who named it Good Friday, some enemies of God like the Jews or Muslims? Why not Bad Friday (Jews & Romans murdered Jesus) and Good Sunday (God raises Jesus up from dead). Jesus said He will return; I like to imagine Him saying that with Arnold’s voice: “I’ll be back”. Hurry back, Lord, the World needs you to “clean the Temple” again.
“Who named it Good Friday,”
Some people insist it has Germanic origins …. “Gottes Freitag”, meaning “God’s Friday”.
“Guter Freitag” is the literal translation for “GOOD Friday”. But, I think that means nothing (in terms of etymology) because while Germany observes Good Friday … they do not use that term.
“Karfreitag” is used … meaning “Sorrowful Friday”. Or, even “Stiller Freitag” meaning, Silent Friday.
I’m sure you are happy to know this information.
The Romans only did what the jews told them to do …
Just like during the Maccabean Revolt?
The Jews were in control? Hitler lover nonsense gets dumber by the day.
If you take it in the sense that Friday is the day that Jesus’s sacrifice for our sins was completed, then it was a very good day for mankind.
Quick joke, Why wasn’t Jesus married? Leaves with 12 of his best friends on Friday to eat and drink, then comes home to wife on Sunday. Yeah you try explaining you were dead and got better to her.
They did not murder him, Jesus is the SUN (son), the sun dies for three days (stops moving) and rises again. The Bible is the greatest book of Astrology (Astrotheology was the original name) and the zodiac, and is all about the movement of the sun, moon, luminaries (stars) and wandering stars (planets). It’s knowledge has been encased as these stories. For the Age of Pisces, it was Jesus; for the Age of Taurus (bull worship) it was Moses… etc. This goes back for 10’s of thousands of years and more.
The Jews as a race did not exist. “Jew” was a term for an enlightened one, as the Celts and Hindus will tell you. Hebrew was the sacred and esoteric language created to encode the mysteries. The modern jews are nothing more than Khazari zionists who became the Ashkenazi. It is a fraud perpetrated on the world.
Put down the crack pipe fool !
I like this plan more than her $93 trillion Green New Deal boondoggle that would destroy everything.
This IS her $93 trillion GND … everyone will get one of these …
That dumb ass could not use all the sockets? How efficient is that?
The real “carbon tax” is us having to be subjected to that particular carbon-based organism.
Just Another Obnoxious Cunt
If we implement a carbon tax we still can’t control Mother Nature but I can retire early and die richer than the chumps who listened to me
She also thinks the 2 trillion dollar infrastructure bill should be 10 trillion . If only 100 percent of it was actually spent on infrustructure, then we would only need 1 trillion…
Georges S…Your input today is greatly appreciated. You and Mix both helped fill the void left by the absence of Cow Doc. Hopefully, all three of you will be back again next week. Thanks much.
What happened to Cow Doc?
It’s been another rough week with my Dad and his medical issues. We take things day to day. So we shall see where we are next Friday. George S was stupendous today.
My prayers for your dad today contain special happenings that happened over 21 centuries ago by God’s son. Jesus said: “Fortunate are You, the alone and the elect, for You will find the Kingdom. Because You came from it, You will also return to it again.”
Thank You!
I was unaware of his issues, and I will keep him in my prayers.
the other and original Doc (as far as I know)
Thanks!
Prayers for your Pappy, Cow Doc. Take good care of him, and come back when you can. He is much more important than some Friday silliness. We are all praying for you, and him, and we’ll be here for you when you return. Blessings, my friend.
Thanks!
I had a friend in the military in the 60s with the last name Cabeza de la Vaca. We called him “CD”. I think he was from California.
Best wishes for your father’s health.
May the Lord help you and your dad, Doc.
He is risen.
Very nice …. TWO pictures in a row of AOC.
Shuddup an gimme a beer.
…and the Gringos pay for all of that shit.
Shit for brains little faggot, I havn’t laughed so hard since a few hours ago when my mom tried to convince me to take the “vaccine” UK variant bla bla bla, long hauler bla bla… hahahahahah thanks man
Dehorning yearlings, that’s the look.
Can you pick me up on yer way outta town ?
Auntie can bring some beers.
Drakes Cakes are much better than Hostess. I’d eat out a Ring Ding. I love Yodels, too, but they look too much like dicks to suck them.
hostess isn’t the same since moving to mexico
Just a variation on Bomanite …
When it dries, are they going to grout the spaces? Gotta make it look right, after all.
Silly Prester, the roman wheel never grouts.
This is a Federal Reserve phone, right?
Plus 10 …
I always wonder how the Fed did it. Mystery solved
Who says all illegal immigrants are on welfare? Many work at productive jobs in the gardening industry.
…and now for the good f. f.
Somebody’s insurance is going up.
I’ll circle back to that, creep.
Are you wearing the panties your mom laid out for you?
Was that directed at biden or psaki?
Yes.
Creepy pervert?
Fondling Ball-Psaki.
The Democrat plan to move the economy forward.
Caught yanking off in public.
Covid shot side effects include:
Project Veritas unveils secret Antifa training video, part 1.
I can’t decide whether no planning went into this stunt or a bunch of government bureaucrats spent a year planning it.
The merging of Tesla and Space X.
Scores: 0.5, 0.5, 0.5, 0.5, 10.0.
Needs more tail on the gate
Project Veritas unveils secret Antifa training video, part 2.
A Mooselimb woman sitting on a bench sees her friend walking down the sidewalk. She asked her friend why she was so sad? Her friend says her son blew himself up being a suicide bomber and today is his birthday, he would be 23. The woman says yes, my son did too. They blow up so fast.
Now that’s a HOTROD!
That old car needs to be re-tired.
Cars made in America after Joe Bidet finishes building back America better!
Trumps fault.
These guys make the Trailer Parks Boys look like geniuses.
….and killing all 253 ‘immigrants’ involved.
As impressive as it was stupid. File that one under you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
There is no easy way on the Telegraph track just harder options
Another unsuccessful attempt at crossing the
Rio Grande.
Bet I can get into the canal with a bank shot
You had all those choices that would’ve worked fine, but you ignored all of them and did something that caused a lot of damage. You’re hired for the Covid response team!
Wonder what her name is?
You just minded your own business and still got fucked. Welcome to the Covid response victim team!
I LOVE watching idiots wreck expensive cars !
That made absolutely no sense. You’re hired for the Covid response team!
The original face diaper…
Hope to God that diaper doesn’t have something in it.
If the government nationalized the towing industry.
Resident Joe straying off the path again.
When Pelosi was asked about her hypocrisy, she flipped out.
Don’t worry, sir. Soviet government will replace your Lada free of charge 12 years from now.
That is not what I meant when I said “Get on board, man”.
Genuine Chinese Pine.
Idiots! You’ve got to turn the 2×4’s on their sides. They’re stronger that way.
must be stuck on a knot
It did not work so well when he tried it at the dinner table.
Jethro comes up with a plan to air condition his trailer.
Somewhere there is a very unhappy camper.
…and only 157 ‘immigrants’ were killed.
Genuine Chinese glass.
Now that’s a printer I could use!
Waterproof ink.
2…3 years ago at the U of Maine!!!!
sixxx-sixxxxuh-ta, sixty seven!
Nothing good ever came from stroking a llama.
If a 1 “l” lama is a Tibetan monk
and a 2 “l” llama is an antelope,
what is a 3 “l” lllama?
That would be one hell of a fire!
I think it’s time for some Dally Llama roping.
And every f.f.er says “how did I know?
“f.f.er”- guilty as charged
I hate these F’ng things. After they spit at you they can open you like a sardine can with the hooked nails on their toes.
When are people going to learn that when you see a Llama with it’s ears laid back, it’s pissed!
Keep it, Fauci, you little bitch.
Yeah, but our guys are now woke.
When Joe van Wrinkle finishes getting his way with our Military, our ‘guys’ won’t necessarily be ‘guys’ any more …
But she does not do it in heels.
Xidens Army…
Trump’s civilians…
Catcall.
LOL, but those only work if the string is taut….
I saw this years ago. Bugs Bunny hits each one with a hammer to see if it’s a dud.
I thought that it was Daffy.
Oooh, neat, lipstick factory. Not my color though…
Copper goes with everything.
I agree, looks good on black and blue too.
Just about everyone has already taken that advice…..
Would if we could. Make some, you’ve got waiting customers.
Red tip – tracer rounds
Looks like 300 Blackout.
Yup. I want some, but not at 3 bucks per round.
I know politics. It’ll last as long as the stupid sheeple put up with it. We’ve got a long way to go, I fear.
As long as you allow it to.
Not sure of the species, but I know the gender.
Which one there are like 600 of them
Trans-crow?
I be struttin’
They be hatin’
San Francisco?
If you’re in a thought cage, you aren’t thinking.
NBC: Heroic cop subdues unmasked fiend!
Good thing his partner is female to testify when the female perp claims “excessive force”