Cows Call Greenhouse Gas Charges ‘Udderly’ Ridiculous

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13 Comments
TheAssegai
TheAssegai
April 22, 2021 2:52 pm

The entire food system is screwed up. Rather than having grass fed cows, they feed them soyBEANS. Yes BEANS. Remember back to this tune:

Beans, Beans, the musical food, the more you eat, the more you toot! Why would it be any different for cows?

David Fiorito
David Fiorito
  TheAssegai
April 22, 2021 4:53 pm

musical FRUIT!

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
  David Fiorito
April 22, 2021 7:31 pm

Yes, thanks.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
  TheAssegai
April 22, 2021 6:49 pm

Assegai, The. How dare you leave people hanging without the second verse! So… “The more you toot, the better you feel. So lets have beans for every meal” Beans are great: nutritious, delicious, easy to grow, store well, and now they piss off the climate hysterics to boot! What’s not to like? Plant some more today.

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
  Daddy Joe
April 22, 2021 7:34 pm

I forgot the second verse, and had to correct the first verse.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Daddy Joe
April 22, 2021 9:16 pm

Planted some more today and will repeat in 3 weeks

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  TN Patriot
April 22, 2021 11:04 pm

Mount Pinatubo released more gas in one day than ALL HUMANS and Cows
Ever.
Down with volcanoes…
fucking volcanoes
I am definitely anti volcano.
Cows taste good though,..
Never ate a volcano. and I hope to never eat one.
Hell,.. I don’t even own a volcano.
I do have 200 cows though, and they are pretty tasty.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
April 22, 2021 4:01 pm

“Progressives for Immigration Reform”-good name. That will confuse the blues.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
April 22, 2021 4:36 pm

There Is No Time

Thersites
Thersites
April 22, 2021 8:01 pm

When the grand solar minimum kicks in, the temperature drops and we start getting crop failure, the solution will be the same, “more socialism”.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Thersites
April 22, 2021 9:17 pm

We had frost this morning, 3 weeks past avg last frost date and set low temperature records the past 2 days.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
April 22, 2021 9:17 pm

What a witty ad.

Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown
April 23, 2021 2:39 am

My sex education from growing up on a farm way last century suggests those bovines were boys, not girls. Girls are cows, boys are bulls or, if unlucky enough to be deselected, they become steers. No bull.