This is a complete total fucken waste of time. Yeah, that’s right … just like many of my posts, so fuck off Wiseass. You’ll have to zoom-in to find this shit. Admin has agreed to give the first person to solve each individual puzzle one of three prizes; 1) an all expense paid 10 day trip to Kiev, 2) a $100 Barnes & Noble Gift Card or, 3) a package of glow-in-dark condoms.
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There is one dog, and only one, with a string of sausages in it’s mouth.
Every bird below has a match …. except one. Find it.
Find the mobile phone.
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Hat Tip to BRIAN who won this contest last time, when told to find “X”.
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How are we supposed to prove we solved the first 3?
Oh, yeah.
Well the bird one is easy. Just describe the bird; i.e., red head, blue body, yellow tail. (That’s NOT the answer)
The other two pics just describe the location as two quadrants — the Big Quadrant, and the Little Quadrant (inside the big one). For example, the mobile phone; Top Left / Bottom Right. (Which is almost the correct answer).
Or, we can just take your word for it. No one lies here. No one. Ever.
Ah Crikey, I’m a dumbass. I just wanted to be the first to comment. 🙂
I didn’t word it right.
You don’t need to solve all 3 correctly to win one of the actual prizes. The first person to solve puzzle 1 gets a prize, the first person to solve puzzle 2 gets a prize, and the first person to solve puzzle 3 gets a prize.
It’s up to Admin what he distributes. He can give all 3 winners the used condoms. I did mention they were used, right?
However, the person who first solves all three first, gets ALL three prizes! That’s what you want to shoot for. Make that cheap bastard dig into his wallet.
How is Admin going to handle the deplatforming when the goons come for the words Stucky is using in his posts?
(1) There is NO dog with a string of sausages in its mouth; (2) EVERY bird matches some other bird, there is no unmatched bird; and, (3) there is NO mobile phone in the drawing. Therefore, I win! Since I’m half-Ukrainian, I’ll take the all-expenses-paid trip to Kiev. Thank you.
You got them all wrong, Komrade. As such, I believe you are FULL Ukrainian.
Bird on the upper right is unique. Blue head, yellow body, looking to its right.
Sausage dog lower right quadrant second row…now, how do I get that ticket to Kiev? I daresay it’s safer there then in most democrat run cities.
There is a shaggy little mongrel with sausages in his mouth in the lower right quadrant near the corner.
No match for the bird that has blue head/red body/blue tail. oops nope im wrong. I think kszatmary is the winner.
1. Dog with string of sausages is located at viewers right: second row, fourth one in. Medium brown shaggy dog right above a German Shepherd.
2. Blue body, red head, blue cheeks.
3. Fuck the phone.
The Dog: —–> Winner! Winner! Used condoms for you!!
Incorrect on the bird. Hint: the cheeks have nothing to do with it. Only the head, body, and tail.
Almost got them all, but the solitary bird is the one with the hat.
next to the hat. right
You fucken dick!!!
I didn’t think it was necessary to add to the instructions —> “DONT BE A FUCKEN DICK BY CHEATING!!”
I should have known better. No surprise The Cheater is from Noo Fucken Joisey, home to 8 million libfuk cheaters.
You knew it would happen.
If we’ve learned anything since November it’s that cheaters always prosper.
First dog top left corner.
Sleeping red, green and blue bird second row
Unsure on phone
I’m at work so I don’t give a fuck about wasting time.
Found all 3. I won’t spoil it though. Took about 2 minutes
I have a confession to make… I lied. I was asked if I was fluent in Bulgarian or Russian and I answered ‘da’… I’m sorry. I should have answered neit…
But… I found all 4 of the test subjects this time… honest. no really… so I’d like door number…. one.
This had a chance to get to 300 … until that Noo Joisey cheater ruined it all. So, here’s the cheat-sheet …
I’d call that a tablet, not a mobile phone…
I only found the dog, in about 25 seconds.
This is discriminatory against blind/partially blind TBP members, namely me. Do I get a participation award?
The airedale (sp) on the lower right.
Stucky wins. He got us all to spend “valuable” time playing this game.
No Kiev trip for me-had it been 10 days in Prague I’d have tried harder
The correct answer is that my time is worth too much to be doing this crap.
Dog is brown, Second row up from the bottom, fourth in from the right
Bird has a hat
Phone Is below a clock with a phone number register low left and high right with a paper clip next to it.
I wasted So much time looking for the smiling dog.
Then I was a bit flummoxed when I noticed none of the birds had a match, and started hunting the one with the lighter. I almost decided the guy who owned the phone took it somewhere.
There is a chance I have trust issues.
That image of a mobile phone is NOT a mobile phone, it looks like a tablet or etch a sketch box. The sausage reference made me hungry, time to make dinner.
Used condoms won’t bother me. I’ll just use them for packing material when I send these frikkin telemarketers their bag prices I tell them to eat.
I’m all about repurposing and recycling.
Used condoms? I thought they were glow-in-the-dark condoms. Used condoms are right at the top of the beyond disgusting meter…although, if you really think about it, so are glow-in-the-dark condoms. Wonder if they make the…nevermind….
Bottom brown dog right quadrant and about three from bottom with sausage horizontal in it’s mouth
I don’t see a picture of kamalho with the sausages in her mouth
I don’t see a picture of kamalho with the sausages in her mouth
…and you can thank your lucky stars for that, lil’ fella.
I’d take the gift card. My wife can find my dick in the dark, even after the snip-snip.
I posted pics with the answers circled @ 5:32
As late as 7:19 people are still guessing / giving answers.
That’s some seriously funny shit right there.
Sometimes folks forget to refresh, before they answer…
I found the smartphone. It’s a Galaxy and the battery is at 91%.