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Just get rid of the colourful shit that looks good for me, and it’s the perfect dinner.
Contasting that with todays beauty queen…
OR THIS ONE….
damn Brian. I could have gone all year without seein’ that shit.
This is Joan Fontaine, the younger sister of Olivia Dehaviland pictured above in black and white.
It was a hilarious prank till Sergeant awoke confused and stepped out of the Humvee.
shark bait….
Sienna Miller. Nice…
Thelma and Louise preschool of driving skills
What people are doing with the year’s supply of toilet paper they bought.
At least they’re not eating them.
(the toilet paper)
Penguin gangs are becoming a real menace.
Wow, she was holding a baby too.
Are the Martians back?
Why did the burning truck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Head towards the lake.
It was the road treatment tire spray residue on the tailgate that made all the flavor difference.
Kandinsky Waterfall, Siberia
“Surrender, Dorothy!”
Didn’t think that one through, didn’t ya.
I guess Jeeps are crap
only when you don’t know how to tow one.
For follow up fun, you should see what they do with the pneumatic cylinders…
Where’s grandad?
Last I saw he was in the green tent. Oh! There’s his eyeball.
This is why we don’t shift the copter in reverse below 75 feet.
Epic pastrami sammich . Famous 4th Street Deli, Philadelphia, PA. Maybe Q-ball has had one of these.
That’s yet another reason I live in Arizona.
Not to mention the difference between a man and a woman.
One alien invader was uninvited, the other alien invader was invited by hostile usurpers.
I’m having new facia, soffits and siding put on my house next month.
I made it very clear to the bidders that not one illegal alien was to set foot on my property to do the job.
The job went to the second highest bidder, who happened to be from Canada.
Bravo! I usually tell any company I hire to do work around the house that illegals showing up will result in them getting thrown off the property and my going with another company.
We’d have also accepted toxic waste dump.
I call it an opportunity, ya know, like what happened to the Tsar and his family.
The first and third would be stoned to death in their home countries for their behavior.
The second us just a stupid kid and the third is just a nigger.
amen, brother, amen fourth, though.
Bull! Monkey holes possess far more wisdom than any liberal.
Mayor of Houston with his life partner.
One guess at what my white shepherds’ name is?
Sweet boy
People were just as stupid, but it was more commonly accepted you can’t change that.
My favorite Founding Father.
I named my Dog after him.
Saira, I’m going hog hunting tomorrow.
Would you like to join me?
The city name on his hat says it all.
It’s also what dried out shit looks like.
Baseball bat time.
Ted Danson dodged a bullet.
This is what ugly looks like.
This is racist! The correct answer is something only whites and Asians worry about.
To be fair, the above is a conceptual learning tool, and below is practical application. Since I am quite aware that outside of TBP almost nobody has any basic competency in mathematics, that probably doesn’t jump out at them. Also to be fair, most teachers are not going to be qualified to do anything but fuck that up in a classroom, so public schools should stick to the lower one.
Math is racist.