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— lexi🍄🌈 (@lexiannc6) March 19, 2016
Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move!
t was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
Yep. Tiny dead bat in your box of cereal. Don’t see that every day, huh?
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I don’t recommend trying this on your balls if you have a cat.
I still can’t decide if that’s wood, cheese, or CGI…
Looks like Fiberboard.
In her next selfie, she had no front teeth.
Wonder what that one on the top left did to merit arsehole cleaning duty.
He doesn’t rank as high as the one on nut cleaning duty.
He gets all the corn and peanuts.
There’s always one ass kisser.
It’s all about the counterweight — cut her pony tail off and she’d topple.
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Uni-wheelie.
Gov’mnt feeding it’s refugees
It’s probably eating a cat.
Meniscus.
Hey – the dude on the left just did a hat crime
It’s called attitude adjustment.
could have knocked him into to new time zone
That’s mean.. poor doggy.
Six million bolivars. You want that loaf of bread, you owe me three million more.
How dare you accuse me of card counting!
I try to post but the paste won’t stick.
Have you tried adding some glue?
quite possibly the cutest thing ever…
All of the clips with animals are adorable, all of the clips with people are repulsive.
For a moment there, I thought YourAverageJoe bagged one.
Ahhh, one can dream….
Wonder what would happen in that picture if a firecracker were popped.
Insta-soprano
Just for you Joe
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In the fishing for down votes category, I nominate Bob who said, “Hey, kid, that’s the puppy I chose, so give it here!”
“School’s not a place for smart people, mom!”
C’mon, Mom, let me toss it. The kids called me faggot for having this gay backpack.
Just to be fair…it does appear to have Disney crap on it.
While I watched with love many disney movies when I was a child, when it became nothing more than a marketing agency to satisfy greed (and while simultaneously raising my children), I’ve absolutely loathed anything related to disney and disney marketing. I’ve only doubled that with disney’s acq of ABC-vomit worthy.
One of those moments that are shitty at the time but great in hindsight: Years ago I was frying an expensive steak and, when I left the kitchen for a minute, my dog grabbed it right out of the frying pan and ate the whole thing. I came back, saw the empty frying pan and looked at my dog licking its lips. The guilty party, ears and tail drooping, sprinted out of the kitchen before my swinging foot could connect.
Hard to top you Bob P but mine was a 2 lb roast beef to let settle and my rotty ate majority of it in 5 minutes from off the counter.
I love excitable pussies.
At my age, I like all of the them
Kung Fu Kitteh
*sigh*
Ok, here it goes: the only time I see them as useful is when they have a rat in their mouths….of which I have only seen twice in my life.
You need to get out more…
Had a barn cat who would catch mice and crunch the skull as an appetizer, then finish off the rest at leisure. Another house cat who, when let out, would catch rats, eat half then bring the rest to me as a gift. Very considerate of her to share a meal with me. I thanked her but declined to participate.
My cat does that. My wife said that the cat thought I was too stupid to hunt my own food.
I feel that I’m being lured in to making a deragatory comment about felines.
..what caused a 2 year old Leonardo Dicaprio to reconsider a career in architecture..
Sabotage.
I dare you.
Just like the Yellow Vest movement in France.. rolled over and fell down.
That cat is obviously a “B” actor.
“Float like a butterfly, ….. …. . …”.
Ain’t superglue fun?
The actual cat is much better looking
Reminds me of me when I went after the prettiest girl in the school.
You fell off of the toilet??
Just when we thought we cleaned up all the evidence of election fraud we get an Arizona avalanche.
That’s shredded ballots!!
Proof we are born smarter than the “education” we must suffer as children and youth.
This happens every year the day after Easter at the Bunny & Chicken Blowout.
Brilliant…
He gets extra cat treats if he cleans the fan blades..
Quick! Turn on the hot water!!
Sweet
Sweetener…
Don’t take this personally, but your coffee has bones in it.
On the up-side it’s also got tits in it.
But it tastes like fish.
Mayor of Houston exploiting a SJW.
right!
Houston Mayor’s breakdancing daze
At least he complied when the officer to him to kiss the pavement.
#93 has been expelled from the game for targeting! And 15 yards. First down
Panda bear listening to Joe Biden.
I never thought I’d ask this, but where’s his rod?
Fuckin’ white privilege AGAIN
What’s with the cables??
Floats, on an overhead track that scoots him along at about 20 mph…must be some wanna-be super hero movie take..
squid patrol
Sigmund and the sea monster
CATS, why does it have to be CATS.
Why not?
And here I’ve been shoveling all these years. What an idiot I am.
From the writing on the fence it appears to be Chinese, so they’ll be doing it again in about an hour.