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— lexi🍄🌈 (@lexiannc6) March 19, 2016
Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move!
t was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
Yep. Tiny dead bat in your box of cereal. Don’t see that every day, huh?
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In our neighbourhood they simply deposit the snow in the driveway we just shoveled.
How can anyone not love them?
It appears the new maff is taking hold.
We don’t need to make you look more violent. You’re already masters at it.
Bullshit. Looking at violence, dindus are pikers. The Chinese slaughtered an estimated 30 million of their own people last century. The Soviets, 15 million. The Nazis, 6 million. Even the Cambodians totaled 3 million. The best the dindus could do was maybe 1 million in Rwanda. When it comes to wholesale slaughter, Asians and whites have this shit locked down. Something dindus should remember before calling for a race war.
Cruising for the Darwin Award.
If her limo rams into the idiot with the gasoline bags in the trunk, that would be undeniable proof of God’s existence.
No, it would just mean she ran into one of the people that voted for her.
McDonald’s used to make pies?
Ash tray
Americans giving their lives for freedom.
Enter the “woke” generation.
Almost 71% of those aged 17 to 24 – roughly 24 million out of 34 million people – are ineligible to join the military because of “obesity, lack of high school diploma, or a criminal record,”
kids had too many MREs
You only have to pee in a little cup.
3 weeks in a row, (Not Responding), WTF burnt platform?
flush fuel system and replace filters/injectors. 4 hours labor $320. 1x stupidity charge $100
Sounds like you need AA more than AAA.
In 1996, Algore said the same thing when there were only 10,000 Polar Bears on the planet. Now there are 26,000. Don’t even talk to me about climate change. It’s inevitable due to the natural progression of this planet. We can’t do anything if climate change forces ours or any other species to perish.
used to drive a Pinto
She can’t spell BMW but also drives a Porsche.
Here”s one all can enjoy..