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— lexi🍄🌈 (@lexiannc6) March 19, 2016
Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move!
t was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
Yep. Tiny dead bat in your box of cereal. Don’t see that every day, huh?
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Too bad the operator didn’t see him coming. He could have turned on the sprayer.
auto fold….NOW!
Yeah, well, you ain’t getting any of mine.
Mayor of Houston thinks he’s getting a Biden blowjob.
No
BUT
hARRIS
Does
“I can’t believe anyone voted for that Joe Biden asshole,” said Joe Biden to the stranger in the white coat.
‘Cept I don’t have to be tied to the chair to just watch …
You know whats coming, you just want to see how it plays out.
Resident Biden
Bale sheep from the hay highlands reverting back to see if it can be accomplished like oldtimes
Three months later he succumbed to lung cancer.
Black magic!
Drugs..
yay china….. idiots
either training for astronaut or until the mix comes out right
I always took my sister’s dolls and made them cross-eyed. She didn’t think it was as funny as I did.
not the brightest dog in the world..
When you know what’s gonna happen, but as time passes just not exactly how.
The only way to improve this would be adding a crocodile.
Arming Improvised Explosive Watermelons is an exacting business. If something goes wrong, one is stained for life.
Yup!, and he sure has that look of “da stain” on his face.
It’s sad when a fully grown dog has not yet learned that it can swim.
Looks like an Australian sheep dog there at the end. I met an owner of one who told me they’re usually born without a tail, though his was docked.
dream girl
I’d like her better if it was a CZ
Can I rub the redfish tail dot?
Not in my beautiful new state of proudly “The Palmetto State”. The smell and taste of Freedom, Love it every day, thank you!
Happy Sinko de Mayo?
Little did Leon know, as he stood there mesmerized by the lightning, that he, too would soon be ashes.
The ad copy reads mean time before failure (MTBF) is 6,000 hours. I think I’ve been reading this blog more than that.
This one does seem to go on and on..
Nice starry flounder
you had to do it….
sturdy lady survive apocalypse, grand solar minimum
I see she keeps the microwave nearby.
THAT’s why the have plastic shield in front of the clerk’s.
Coke is still perfecting its technology to take out whites.
Will you make up your mind already? I’ve pointed to every one of the bottles.
I’m still undecided. Start over.
Beer and Redi-Whip, someone’s having a party!
I had to scroll back up and look but hot damn you were right! There was beer and redi-whip in the refrigerator
I just told her it’s the red one in middle
bend over, I’ll drive
How ’bout I give you something to put in?
It’s an AOC fish…
anglerfish from the abyss
Red bush from the perspective of a dick.
(Should be good for some thumbs down.)
100,000?? barely broken in…
smells like snook.
that moment at work where you just want to curl in a ball and cry rather than tell the boss of you fuck up
I told the boss to wait until I released the park brake
break out the Snickers..
Thanks luv the turtles and also good band