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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:45 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:45 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:46 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 1:54 pm

How much for this option?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
May 14, 2021 10:25 pm

About $2,500 per night

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
May 15, 2021 12:28 am

She needs a couple cheeseburgers, daily, for about a month.

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  Gregabob
May 15, 2021 12:58 am

No she doesn’t.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:46 am

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happy friday
happy friday
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:20 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  happy friday
May 15, 2021 12:31 am

Russian girl gettin’ frisky

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
May 16, 2021 8:14 am

that newspaper ain’t in Cyrillic.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:47 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 1:55 pm

Pass me. I dare you.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:48 am

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happy friday
happy friday
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:49 am

this one’s for Fatman from Oz. He loves those tats.
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Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
May 14, 2021 10:20 pm

Still does not change my opinion that visibly tattooed women are nothing more than dumb empty vessels that only get them because everyone else is. That is why I can’t stand garishly tattooed white and dago women.
Pacific Islander women have visible tattoos and I don’t find them offensive because that is their cultural norm. Where do white and dago women have tattoos in their culture?

Yet the picture is very distracting.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:51 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:53 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:54 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:54 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 14, 2021 6:07 pm

Ain’t they adorable?

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:55 am

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
May 15, 2021 12:20 am

The reason we need 2 trillion to rebuild “infra structure”? Allegedly.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:56 am

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A Dolphin Hiding
A Dolphin Hiding
  nkit
May 14, 2021 1:51 pm

See how dangerous it is to wear your mask wrong?

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:56 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:57 am

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happy friday
happy friday
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:57 am

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
May 14, 2021 1:08 pm

And they said NASA was genius for the space shuttle piggy-back idea.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
May 14, 2021 3:54 pm

It’s a metaphor. 80% of society hitching a ride on the back of the 20% producers.

Frank
Frank
  nkit
May 14, 2021 7:16 pm

You are the wings beneath my wings?

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:03 pm

I’m doing the same thing, Eifel.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 11:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 15, 2021 5:23 pm

Much as I live for the run of reds nkit, not bad on these three…..Not bad.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:06 pm

Okay who the hell recorded my fantasies?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 14, 2021 10:31 pm

Defrock the police!

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:08 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
May 15, 2021 11:31 pm

Bow to the king!

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 14, 2021 12:41 pm

Her name is Columbia

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 15, 2021 1:19 am

my kinda woman..

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:09 pm

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happy friday
happy friday
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:56 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
May 15, 2021 2:45 am

Spoiled by the silly lipstick job. Eyebrows, too. Nature was doing fine, why screw it up?

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:08 pm

I gotta get me one of these hood ornaments.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:10 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 14, 2021 6:21 pm

Gotta get me one of these kitchen appliances.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:12 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 14, 2021 9:49 pm

Weiner warmer

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 17, 2021 4:31 pm

Wow, I could watch this for hours

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:12 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
May 14, 2021 1:11 pm

Thank God the trailer’s ok.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
  nkit
May 14, 2021 11:03 pm

must need a tune she seems to be struggling to get up to 60mph.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 15, 2021 1:22 am

..might as well keep on going..

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 14, 2021 6:22 pm

Angus Young as a boy….and as an adult.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:13 pm

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happy friday
happy friday
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 14, 2021 11:15 pm

That’s good, wipe it off, wipe it all off. I shot a lot, sorry…

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:10 pm

Okay, darling, time to blow the man down.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:16 pm

No, I didn’t forget
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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:18 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
May 15, 2021 3:07 am

Lovely. A White woman who treasures her skin. It’s no coincidence that the word “fair” has multiple meanings, including “just, or equitable”, “pale-complexioned” and “beautiful”.

This fair lady should continue to resist the pressure to burn that precious asset. Take it from someone who made the conventional mistake: the sun is a killer.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  AnalogMan
May 15, 2021 6:57 am

Tats do a good job of wrecking them too.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:19 pm

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Just Sayin'
Just Sayin'
  nkit
May 14, 2021 2:03 pm

Married me one of those 20 years ago. 😉

Bob P
Bob P
  Just Sayin'
May 14, 2021 2:31 pm

Left or right?

MistaShapeShifta
MistaShapeShifta
  Just Sayin'
May 14, 2021 5:59 pm

Me too, but it got stale after a couple weeks and started to get moldy, so I threw what I didn’t eat in the trash.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Just Sayin'
May 15, 2021 3:12 am

Enough said. Me, too. Very decorative, but if you’re looking for companionship, get a dog.

nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 14, 2021 12:22 pm

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