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— lexi🍄🌈 (@lexiannc6) March 19, 2016
Yep, after this shoplifter stole a dress she proceeded to show off the same merchandise in her Facebook photos, leading to her arrest. Smooth move!
t was supposed to provide the perfect festive romantic moment: a mistletoe drone that would get diners at TGI Friday’s to kiss on camera.
But the restaurant’s plan to lure in festive diners went horribly wrong after one of the machines smashed into a photographer’s face at a launch event in New York.
Georgine Benvenuto was left in shock after the machine flew into her face, slicing off the tip of her nose and cutting open a section of her lip.
The ten-inch drone became so entangled in Miss Benvenuto’s hair that she even feared she would lose an eye.
Yep. Tiny dead bat in your box of cereal. Don’t see that every day, huh?
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Cool cat.
The Chinese are teaching their children how to use machine guns while we teach ours Critical Race Theory.
we are screwed
Thank God for sending Americans $10B in relief for Pakistani gender studies. I feel better?
CGI. no one in skinny jeans can launch a ball like that.
Sled dogs
They are so awesome….
Let’s see some clips of cats doing that to even things out.
Enough with the cats.
No
And everyone following is saying, “How the fuck am I supposed to pass this?”
tokyo drift plow…
Okay, but I asked for brown.
Almost as good as burning them – which is difficult I found out not so long ago.
I’m surprised a mask actually works for something.
Not viable means of transportation. The candle will go out in a minute from lack of O2.
I’m not admitting an alcohol problem, but mine are highly flammable.
Quit wasting your time and just set the goddamn thing on fire.
No, honey, the baby’s not here either.
Oh, shit, you’re not testing that Pfizer shit on me, are you?
Ok, they are useful for another thing besides eating rats.
attack cat
There you go, YourAverageJoe..
Thanks!
I wasn’t talking about circuits, honey.
love it!
“That’s not the best way to create those “firework” moments, Sir.”
What we’ve all wanted to do with our wives from time to time.
To the moon Alice, but I paraphrase from Jackie Gleason
That’s a picture of my dad giving me oldest sister a present on her 21st birthday.
“To the moon, Alice!”
sorry did not realize you beat me to the punchline
…Or like those temporary airport “security” measures?
I notice the “Stop Asian Hate” commercial gets played frequently on OAN, but is it ever played on BET?
Axing for a frin…
There are exceptions. It’s contagious even beyond six feet after 10 PM, when not rioting, when walking in restaurants, when wearing only one mask, when one is a teacher, etc. So, really, we should search down to the lungs to be safe.
There are limits for other gov’t from local to Presidential, time to enforce this. STOP CORRUPTION NOW! Both sides of aisle.
Go all the way, buddy, and get castrated for the planet and for women.
He would have needed balls to get that procedure. I smell fake newz.
Clever to aim near the railing, in case you undershoot, it will break your fall.
..vintage Benny Hill..
big duck be like… “I was trying to get rid of them, now I gotta pay the child support.”
Women’s basketball can be entertaining by accident.
The Lebron James School of Flop
Yeah, I can definitely see him telling a kid he gots a real purty mouth.
Was there any sniffing in Deliverance? That could explain a lot…
Nice Tea Cups
I’ve never heard that one. It’s now in my collection.
I’d say their chances for success are greater with the latter attitude.
Everyone knows steak tastes better if the cow had regular pedicures.
What an interesting way to use a squeeze chute.
Made that way for hoof trimming. My cousin makes a livn w one of those.
When in doubt, both feet out.
If you spin, both feet in.