KABUL—According to sources in Afghanistan, the Taliban was having a “deep belly laugh” over the diversity training materials left behind by the U.S. military previously stationed there. Taliban fighters captured books like Antiracist Baby, White Fragility, and The GayBCs and collectively cracked up over the ridiculousness of the gender ideology present in the works.
As the American military evacuated quickly with no apparent plan or direction, many top-secret materials were left behind, from battle plans and tactics to books like How to Be an Antiracist and Heather Has Two Mommies. According to sources, after a busy 24 hours conquering all of Afghanistan, the material provided a “much-needed break” and some “well-deserved laughter.”
“Oh man, this is great stuff, Allah be praised,” said one Taliban leader, tears in his eyes, as he read through Pink is for Boys and Jacob’s New Dress. “These American fighters thought they stood a chance against us? Pathetic!”
“Look at this book — the Americans think it is praiseworthy for a boy to dress up like a girl! No wonder they couldn’t win in a war against us!”
At publishing time, the Taliban were kicking themselves after realizing they could have won the war much earlier if they had just called American soldiers by the wrong pronouns.
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They tell her to stand aside because she is a woman then she sez
“they were just chanting death to America but they seem friendly at the same time.. it is utterly bizarre”
This reporter squaring that circle is moar proof we are living in a Clown world.
So, if Trump oversaw our withdrawal, there wouldn’t be a problem? Isn’t it Trump that ordered/scheduled the withdrawal?
What is your point GNL? You are projecting. Trump ordered it… and yeah he shares some of the blame but do tell. Fact is the execution of the evacuation is all Biden’s, not Trump. Furthermoar, my comment had nothing to do with politics of it all.
It was just an observation….
How does one square Death to America, and, They seem friendly, in the same sentence?
The cognitive dissonance in that reportage is stratospheric.
It looked like a hostage taking. Just the day before that reporter roamed the street with makeup, blush and eye liner and the very next she is in full Muzzie garb.
Fucken hilarious!
Maybe it is a marketing ploy on her part. She does have the makings of a good Taliban wife.
She’d be best making tracks, but won’t, to a C-17 and get the fuck outta there.
The lack of situation awareness for most people in Kabul , her included, is shocking!
Why were the some of the taliban guys wearing mascara? Isn’t that a touch weird?
Clownworld, we live in clownworld.