Thoughts from the ammo line

Ammo Grrrll calls on us for SMALL, POINTLESS REBELLIONS.

She writes:

One time in my comedy career, I had to entertain at a Jewish Sisterhood lunch (akin to the Christian Ladies’ Aid). Two minutes before I was to go on, the Rabbi got up and made a lengthy, tearful announcement of the sudden and unexpected death of a beloved parishioner. When he had finally quieted the keening, semi-hysterical room, he then said, “And now, our comedian, Susan Vass.” You can imagine how well that went.

Trying to be funny in light of a retreat from Afghanistan as hideously organized as the 1212 Children’s Crusade with similar disastrous results is beyond my meager abilities. But I will continue my clarion call to fighting back in ways big and small, describing a few of my own “small, pointless rebellions” for inspiration. Or were they really pointless? Read on.

I have no idea why so many people comply so readily with whatever is “cool,” “popular” or even “mandated” from something as silly as fad toys like pet rocks, as trivial as hairstyles and skirt lengths, to something as important as ideas about liberty and justice.

One of the many things that attracted “Max” and me to each other was a mutual heavy distrust of the “madding crowd” and DNA-level rebellion against what we considered irrational and unreasoning authority. Even as a young teenager (which was when we got television), the scariest scenes in my beloved Westerns were not gun battles, but the scene where a drunken mob tries to get the sheriff to hand over a prisoner for lynching.

We aren’t idiots. We know some enterprises demand a top-down decision-making apparatus and a distinct absence of “participatory democracy.” Parenting and the military come to mind. Occasionally as a kid I would read some parenting magazine that would advise “family councils” to vote on important family issues. I thought that was hilarious in the context of my EXTREMELY patriarchal family.

But if anything would have made me feel “unsafe” (to use the all-purpose scare word nowadays), it would have been the thought that my parents were not in charge.

Especially appalling to me is the “will to tell others what to do” which infests our current political climate like bedbugs in cheap urban hotels. Outside of the relentless and thankless task all married women face of perfecting a husband I have zero interest in bossing anybody around. I am particularly unsuited for any kind of management position and, in fact, was born to be self-employed and asked to become so on numerous occasions.

Nevertheless, I seem to have been cursed with a Rebellion Gene. As for Max, well, his Israeli relatives refer to the default attitude of one of his first cousins as “breaking down the open door,” or, contrariness for its own sake.

When a Rebellion Gene is paired with a Devotion to Logic Gene the results can be as disastrous as they are predictable. …

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2021 2:21 pm

Ho hum. Or should I say oy vey?

Here’s some real comedy for you:

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 2:59 pm

Don’t blame Joey for this mess. 12 years of repukelican presidents and several times repukelicans controlled both branches of congress and nothing was done.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon I
August 22, 2021 3:20 pm

I don’t usually post tweets so I forgot how they displayed. I think it’s funny. They outlasted the GloboHomo Empire and they’re rubbing it in.

What’s not funny are the ones who manipulated us into the war for their stupid agendas for democracy or feminism or defense contracts or israel, whichever.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon I
August 22, 2021 3:37 pm

That fucking idiot is in charge. He was part of congress for decades and he knew or should have known what was going on. He has been VP with all the special knowledge that goes with it. He campaigned for years ahead of the election while calling his adversary a “clown” (You better be able to do better than he if’n you do that). He knew he would be pres (remember his “voter fraud network”speech?) He said over and over he had a plan for this, that and the other thing. He has stepped on the Constitution repeatedly and broke laws imposing his will even reversing a lot of Trumps other doings. HE HAS HAD PLENTY OF TIME AND POWER TO DO SOMETHING, DELAY THE PULLOUT OR DO . IT. RIGHT!!! That fucking idiot is RESPONSIBLE. Period. This is what comes from being an arrogant, irresponsible jackass for 50 years. This is probably the same way he pulled out 40 some odd years ago…Hence, we have Hunter. What an embarrassing nightmare…both of his pullouts.

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 3:59 pm

It doesn’t matter how long he or anyone else from the swamp has been there, he and they are not in charge. They are paid yes men nothing more.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon I
August 22, 2021 4:37 pm

As long as he has been there then he knows that. “He” put “his” name next to “Commander in Chief”. He likes the prestige, now he can wear the black eye too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon I
August 22, 2021 4:42 pm

Are you saying that they are pleading ,”I’m just doing my job…” ?

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:14 pm

No I am not saying that, you are.
If you need an interpreter to figure out what I said you should go back over to City Data.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 4:07 pm

“HE HAS HAD PLENTY OF TIME AND POWER TO DO SOMETHING”
“That fucking idiot is RESPONSIBLE. ”
The same shit can be said about Trump. People still defend him because they’re emotionally invested. Stockholm Syndrome for Red Team or Blue Team.

Relax a moment and remember that your vote never mattered and that the rulers and their figureheads are a law unto themselves. Your civics teacher was lying to you.

The purpose of Biden is to further the humiliation of America. He’s nothing but a shuffling, mumbling, figurative face-diaper for the entire country. Don’t fall for their game.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 4:48 pm

The fact that Trump may well have fucked it up as bad as Biden doesn’t mean Biden didn’t fuck it up. Trump had set a firm date to be out. May of 2021. If Dems wanted Trump to take the rap, they shouldn’t have stolen the election.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 5:17 pm

“The same shit can be said about Trump.” Sure it can but it is irrelevant. We will never know what he would have done in this situation. I was not a champion of Trump and I will not defend here but when I saw how well his “message” was received then it gave me the opportunity to see that there were others that saw things the same way I did. As for “The purpose of Biden is to further the humiliation of America.” well, they picked the right guy for that job and he is dumb enough to not even be embarrassed. His old boss said not to underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up. Now, was that a statement or warning?

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:10 pm

That was my point.

mark
mark
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 5:13 pm

Getting mad at Biden is like blaming the puppet for bad moves.

I agree with your rage No Name…but Biden is just the familar face on just another selected hand puppet.

Here are two puppets discussing their orders from TLPTB (L=Luciferian)

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anon I
anon I
  mark
August 22, 2021 6:15 pm

Exactly.

Monger
Monger
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 5:34 pm

While i would like to lay it all at dumbfucks feet, where was the military plan for a pull out, the intelligence agencies advising there was no indication this could happen, and let’s not leave out the rest of the USeless governments tactile support of the shitshow for 20 years. Biden can have the lions share of blame, but at least he didn’t object or delay the pullout any further. When these fuckers get in there, “change we can believe in” “make america great again” even him, i can only wish them good luck and i will believe it when i see it. Cursing the leadership who can get all of us killed is counter productive at best, even if you despise them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Monger
August 22, 2021 6:14 pm

I do curse them. All of them. You can pray for them if you want. Let’s see what happens.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Monger
August 22, 2021 7:23 pm

We have been drawing down since 2012, the military and associated contractors been reducing our foot print – for 8 fricken years

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:21 pm

TPTB love it when they see you playing their game. It means there is one less fighter to have to take out because you are tilting windmills with your trusty sidekick Sancho Panza.
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bob in apopka
bob in apopka
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 5:30 pm

Best thing to happen all year ! Just think how this makes the boys at the pentagon feel ?? Sleep well asshole grifter, jerk off fluid, err I mean biden, I am so sure the military has your back now. I wonder if any of the secret service detail for ass wipe ever served, maybe in Afghanistan, yeah jump in front of a bullet for the turd, or “help” him down a flight of stairs the choice is yours Mr. secret service man. Be the hero.

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:34 pm
Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
August 22, 2021 2:21 pm

“Outside of the relentless and thankless task all married women face of perfecting a husband I have zero interest in bossing anybody around. ”

Perpetual, domineering, feminist nags and witches. The beginning of the end of a civilized society.

bigfoot
bigfoot
  Eyes Wide Shut
August 22, 2021 3:40 pm

I find it enjoyable that my wife likes to go about “perfecting” me. Even though I comply sometimes, often for the better, mostly I do exactly what I want unless reasonableness on my part has unconsciously slipped away. Change is not weakness, but strength when reason and rightness are the principles one aspires to live by. Besides, men are men and women who like men want in their hearts for their men to be men, not wimps.

There was a man sitting in a lawn chair listening to a neighbor lady talk about women’s rights. He said he agreed women should have them. Just then his wife came outside and asked if he wanted a sandwich. He replied, “Yes, and hold the mayonnaise.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2021 2:46 pm

She called herself white, too. I knew better than to read the whole thing.

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 3:04 pm

Another vulgar JAP doing unfunny standup, writing a column for wanna be Hymie revolutionaries while wearing Crypto whiteface.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:54 pm

Fellow white people . . . .

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Neuday
Neuday
August 22, 2021 4:25 pm

Someone should send her a copy of “The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit” by E. Michael Jones so she can understand she’s a living stereotype.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
August 22, 2021 4:44 pm

I didn’t get the impression the gal knows quite what she’s in for.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 22, 2021 6:57 pm

I’ve noticed that the people screaming the most about the US withdrawal from Afghanistan are all either Jews, or people starring in unreleased amateur child pornography possessed by Jews.

anon I
anon I
  Anonymous
August 22, 2021 7:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 23, 2021 6:07 pm

“Especially appalling to me is the “will to tell others what to do” which infests our current political climate like bedbugs in cheap urban hotels.”

Apparently the concept of introspection is entirely foreign to the Jewish race. Though, on considering their history, this seems obvious.