WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden today reassured citizens that he did not violate America’s longstanding ban on negotiating with terrorists, because he just said ‘yes’ to whatever they asked for.
“I would never negotiate with terrorists! I’m Joe Biden!” screamed the President, as aides tried to calm him. “The Taliban guy – who by the way, was a lot friendlier than some of you so-called journalists – asked if we could leave on August 31st because that’s his birthday. His birthday, ok? I just said, hey bucko, Uncle Joe loves birthday presents! You bet! You call that negotiating with terrorists? Hogwash!”
President Biden also kindly granted requests from the Taliban for 600,000 weapons, identification biometrics for U.S. allies, control of Afghanistan, and a photo op of Biden groveling at the feet of a mujahideen. Biden was very diligent to ask for absolutely nothing for America in return, so as not to violate U.S. policy.
“Let me be clear – there was no quid pro quo here, not like that Trump fella,” said Biden. “All I did was say yes sir! Well, I did ask if he would let Americans get to the airport, but he said no, so I’m not counting that. The fact is, I have handled this thing perfectly, and if I had it to do over again, I would do it perfectly again, just like I did the first time.”
At publishing time, the Taliban had reportedly added a request for some Popeye’s chicken sandwiches to be delivered by the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleaders, which Biden is working on from the Situation Room.
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Give them Biden, Harris, Pelosi, and on down the list until you come to someone in the chain of succession that actually cares about America.
This is not satire…it’s the truth.
The corrupt, creepy, old, senile pedophile did the worst job in the negotiation of our surrender.
It’s NOT negotiation, it’s unconditional surrender. Old Joe needs to get himself a new set of kneepads so he can go over there and ‘service’ them personally.
Giving terrorists an over abundance of guns, ammo, cash, vehicles, air craft and tanks so they can wage war on the US and world.
But seek to eliminate guns from their citizenry thru their typical sneaky illegal means. Communists… need to be hung…
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/08/29/cdc-spend-millions-taxpayer-dollars-gun-health-threat/
My aging father was very upset about the 10 military deaths (at the time) in the bombing the other day. He was also upset that I wasn’t that upset. Don’t get me wrong, I was hardly cheering or anything.
But I had to restrain myself from asking my father how angry he was about the 10 to 20 vets who killed themselves that same day, or the 10 to 20 who killed themselves the day before, or the 10 to 20 the day before that.
The U.S. could have been, and should have been out of that graveyard of empires more than a decade ago (Fake Bin Laden raid/death/”traditional muslim burial at sea” be damned). Yes, this withdrawal was a C.F.; but then, so has been the entire “War on
The Freedoms of American CitizensTerrorism” and whatever Iraq and Syria were about.Sorry, at this point in time, after these 20 years of unsuccessful wars, nation-building, “making the world safe for democracy”, fake terrorism fomented and executed by FIB, and the crushing of liberty at home …. I just have no more fucks to give about this.
Sounds harsh, especially to those with family in the military, I know. Sorry, I just can’t. not anymore.