On March 2, 2021,  Texas Governor Gregg Abbott had had enough of the bullshit lockdowns and completely reversed his own draconian policies. The outcry from the Covid Wokesters  became a tsunami of hysteria and end-of-Texas-as-we-know-it predictions.  “So, what!”, you say?

First, … the person most responsible for launching America’s Road To Covid Histrionics was arguably the one and only Dr. Fraudchi.  It was his “council” to President Trump that MILLIONS would die in the NEXT FEW MONTHS that started the ball rolling. In other words, the predictions back then … and the predictions that surely will come … play a huge role in striking F.E.A.R. (False Evidence Appearing Real) into Americans, which then results in government being able to strong-arm any horrid rule they want.  Predictions matter, friend.

Second, ALL of these predictions … back then and those to come … are complete bullshit. First of all, a lot of these people, liars one and all, just make shit up out of thin air to suit their narrative.  Fact, and you know it.

But, even when based on the science of statistics, it’s still all bullshit. These predictions are based on computer models.  And as every neophyte knows — “garbage in, garbage out”. Many many assumptions must be made in these models.  And the more variables in the model, the greater the likelihood of an erroneous result … it takes just one false assumption to invalidate the results.  Not to mention all these people have a bias … a pro Shit Shot bias. Every neophyte also knows how incredibly easy it is to manipulate statistics.  So if these biased assholes don’t get the result they want … what do you think they do?  Publish those results?  Are you daft, man???  No, they rerun the model with new inputs until they get the result they want. Fact.  All predictions by pro Shit Shot Schmucks are ALWAYS lies, my friend.

Third,  the Bible commands that when a false prophecy is made — that  that person is to be put to DEATH via stoning. This is one of my favorite commands.  So, remember these people.  Make a list.  And gather up your stones!

OK, … here ya go.  In the olden days jackasses like these would have been reprimanded, or fired.  Today?  They live another day to make more predictions.  And when they do, say to yourself “Fuck you ya lying cocksuckers!“, and move on.  (Or, if you’re religious and/or not from NJ,  “Poopy poo on you, ya naughty person. I will pray for you.”

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1)— Opening Texas is “absolutely reckless”

——  Gov. Gavin Gruesom

2)—  The coach of the San Antonio Spurs (basketball) said the opening of Texas is “ridiculous” and “ignorant”

—— Greg Popovitch

3)— “I’m scared of what this is going to look like.”

—— An ICU nurse on CNN

4)— “Republican Governors Celebrate COVID Anniversary With Bold Plan to Kill Another 500,000 Americans.”

——Cover of Vanity Fair

5)— “It just is inexplicable why you would want to pull back now.”

——  Dr. Fauci:

6)— “It’s a big mistake.  It’s hard to escape the conclusion that it’s also a cult of death …. [the governor is]  sacrificing the lives of our fellow Texans … for political gain.”

—— Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke

7)— “Ending precautions now is like entering the last miles of a marathon and taking off your shoes and eating several hot dogs.”

—— Dr. James Hamblin, a writer for the Atlantic

8)—  “Goddamn. Murderous Texas already has FIVE variants that have turned up: Britain, South Africa, Brazil, New York & CA. The NY and CA variants could weaken vaccine effectiveness. And now idiot @GregAbbott_TX throws open the state.”

—— Kurt Eichenwald, best selling author

9)—  “I feel genuinely sad. There are people who are going to get sick and die bc of avoidable infections they get in the next few weeks. It’s demoralizing.”

——  Epidemiologist Whitney Robinson

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10)— “Gov. Abbott is going to be responsible for more avoidable COVID hospitalizations and deaths than all the undocumented immigrants coming across the Texas border put together.”

—— Bill Kristol, patron saint of dickfuks

11)— “We’re walking into the mouth of the monster. We simply are.”

—— Michael Osterholm, supposed virus guru on CNN

12) — “Neanderthal thinking.”

——-  DEMENTIA* JOE

13)— “I just want to vomit so bad.”

——  Eric Feigl-Ding, nutritionist

14)— “What Abbott is doing is extraordinarily dangerous. This will kill Texans. Our country’s infectious-disease specialists have warned that we should not put our guard down, even as we make progress towards vaccinations. Abbott doesn’t care.”

——  chairman of the state’s Democratic Party

15— In Closing … from The WHORE OF BABYLON …  aka, CDC’s Rochelle Walensky

“Please hear me clearly: At this level of cases with variants spreading, we stand to completely lose the hard-earned ground we have gained. I am really worried about reports that more states are rolling back the exact public health measures we have recommended to protect people from COVID-19.”

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